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it sucks that there's no way to eliminate all those motherfuckers. gangs fuck up every neighboor hood they inhabit. Their false brotherhood is the destruction of minorities. If you wanna protect your friends, look after them, don't organize into a drug dealing motherfucker that only wants a profit and to look hard.

the crips apparently RUN my school. I wish the worst to all of those ignorant motherfuckers.

my mother has painted pictures of my sister and me. They don't creep me out too much. I think your mom's pretty talented. I'd hit it. Two towers. You know>? Like that internets pictuers. you know? RIGHT?

Oh...my...Lord.

That's incredibly lame and awesome.

Can I come over?

Reese's? FOR BREAKFAST?

No seriously though, you have a long lifespan

This makes me wonder if Egoraptor shares the same fate as LegendaryFrog? We'll see...

Looks like her new boyfriend wasn't so lucky as to PULL OUTof the relationship sooner. *knees are slapped*

For music, I'm curious if any of you have ever listen to jaga jazzist. it's super chill and super awesome. I used a song of theirs in this movie I made. Check it out.

You're like the 3rd new girl on newgrounds with a very MySpace-esque picture as your profile pic

Alcohol. Maybe bread.

They're some of the most attractive women I've ever seen.

Examples:

St. Vincent

We Versus the Shark

Those are just groups I really love musically.

This is really the best MP3 player ever to be created. It's strong as a motherfucker. If anyone is familiar the pearl drummers forum, then some here may know BobTheSalesClerk. He's my good friend Zack Bukowski. Here's a story involving him and his MP3 player, to testify for the Zen.

Well, cops in pittsburgh vary greatly. I live in south Oakland, full of college kids and old people. that spells lots of noise complaints. and while my neighbors are lame, the cops are usually pretty cool as long as you're not a dick when they show up.

the North Side though is getting totally gentrified. So now all the yuppies are scared of the black community they moved into. I just saw some poor dude getting accosted by the some pigs a couple days ago. It sickens me.

Well thanks for all the nice words guys. I think I'm gonna try a more fbf heavy part next.

There's a link in my sig to my graphic design deal. Sorry my portfolio is in photobucket. I used to have a carbonmade with projects there, but the fuckers deleted them all.

wait, did you do all of this frame by frame or did you use tweens?

At 3/10/08 02:13 PM, elbarto66 wrote: tell me what you think.
http://img132.imageshack.us/my.php?image =airfrocepf2.swf

it's way too fast. you have to pace everything. it's all counting. it seems you changed the frame rate after you already made the animation. kind of a silly practice if you ask me. I'm not super sure how to explain this to you. all i have to say is play the movie while you're still in flash and don't forget about ctrl+enter (which allows you to automagically watch your movie).

RE: MIT Hack

I can't say that it doesn't.

The Cardboard Collab

I really love the idea. And if I'm going to gush, I'd rather do it here than it the other topic. Cardboard texture is amazing. Here's what I've gotten in a couple hours of sitting at the lab computers on campus:

LINK

I'm probably going to do some fbf for this piece too. Just some simple masking, nothing too epic. But I think it'll look real baller.

How do we feel about textures on the Flash Reg board? I think they're underused or poorly used for the most part.

At 3/10/08 01:27 PM, MorrowDays wrote:

Link to it!

Tell me what you think? Does it embody what you want to get across?

YES! yeah, really nice work. I dont know what you're planning on doing with it from there, but it looks really nice and I love it.

It's being used in this way. I'll probably touch it up later, but I'm thinking it might make a nice intro? Let me know.

At 3/10/08 10:50 AM, MorrowDays wrote:

Sorry for being so longwinded folks.

It's fine. Just have my own preferences.

I got some time to work on this at school today, so I made my first little piece of scenery. Guess I was inspired after all! That intro's actually pretty nice.

Link to it!

Tell me what you think? Does it embody what you want to get across?

I don't feel like buying any stock. Just use this link. You may be required to join deviantart to attain some of these (legally that is), but if you're on NG and not on deviantart, I'd be suprised if you weren't an artist.

RE: Art Forum Contest

It's missing teh monies.

Seriously though, that looks like a fun enough prize pack. a lot of stuff to be teased about or be used to vandalize hummers in pittsburgh.

A big NG sticker on the front window of a hummer. Keep an eye out for it.

At 3/10/08 01:49 AM, BitchWeed wrote:

At 3/10/08 01:46 AM, HandsomeJake wrote: how old is this child? Why can't he or she just sit down for a fucking hour while you wank. Sacrifice some of your sleepy time with doin' it with your self. They're equally relaxing.

She's only 5 and my apartment is really shitty and small so it's not like I can get very far away from her.

Are you fucking screaming while you touch yourself? Seriously, right before bed is my perfered time. Or when I awake. I probably shouldn't be divulging all this information, but I've got a 40 in me so I'll continue.

She's 5? Why isn't she in school? School was invented so parents could remain sexually active. I won't say preschool, because I wouldn't pay for that shit.

Don't just go to EBG if you live in a city or heavily populated region. Check out other similar places. Places that buy CDs too usually sell for more for some reason. I've gotten like 50% more from a local electronics buyer and seller than from EB games.

how old is this child? Why can't he or she just sit down for a fucking hour while you wank. Sacrifice some of your sleepy time with doin' it with your self. They're equally relaxing.

I've got to say, the facial expressions of a clock are pretty creative. Good job on that one, frags.

At 3/10/08 12:42 AM, Iron-Hampster wrote: don't waste your money. I actually found a true fact that smoking Nutmeg gets you high. legally. So just raid your moms pantry, and roll it in a joint and smoke it in front of a cop. he wont be able to do SHIT.

warning, if you smoke nutmeg you are in danger of a "hang over" with nausea and head aches

I've heard some stuff about nutmeg. it'll actually KILL you if you even EAT too much to stuff. But hell, I'd smoke it. No worse than shrooms at that point. I'd actually love to hear if anyone's tried it here and if they'd be willing to share their experience.

NGC History

I don't know where to find one. I looked on FlashWiki and did the Google thing, but to no avail. Would anyone be willing to put on together. Ya'll are an experienced bunch. Help me out.

I'm going to give this a thumbs up. But anything on youtube that's of value is probably on another site with something similar to NG or something even more rigorous.

You went classic. It looks nice. Let us know if anyone gets it.

This looks beautifully put together and I really dig on this idea. But my only problem is I can't seem to draw much inspiration from your rules. So what I wanna see is something you guys have in mind. If that's possible? Or maybe if someone else has a preview first. I'll stay tuned.

At 3/9/08 09:05 PM, El-Presidente wrote: www.ng-collabs.com

the frequent movement of NGC is really a bother. I believe there needs to be a thread exclusively dedicated to the growth of NGC and its movement across the interweb. Perhaps something in the FAQ of NG even.