At 10/6/09 08:40 PM, El-Presidente wrote: You must have been working for two years at a very slow pace I assume, right?

its actually only been one year, and we've only put in about 2 months of work.

Have fun in your late twenties.

Wasn't funny years ago, isn't funny know.

People that workout a lot have to shit more since they ingest more food. They burn the calories, but there is still more solid waste.

I bought the game and it is sooooooooooooo wonderful. I haven't had MUCH trouble with the online play, I've gotten it to work about 50% of the time and the other 50% it freezes... Oh well.

REALLY FUN <3

At 2/4/08 09:20 PM, El-Presidente wrote:

At 2/4/08 08:34 PM, Hamslice wrote: I know how to animate, I just need to be learned on how to split up the sprites and organize them as you like.

I try and be kind to those who come around in search of work, but you seem to need a little more practice it sounds like. Are you American because if so then learn to speak correctly (you want "to be taught" not "to be learned"). You shouldn't use sprites if you can't code because there is a small amount of effort needed with them. Learn to animate here and other sites and then you can speak to coders.

Sir, I already know how to animate and have been for many a year, four years to be precise. As for the language issues, I enjoy using improper grammar on the interbuttz.

I want to make a sidescroller but I don't know AS or any coders :O

Tis quite the conundrum. However, I know there are those knowledgeable in such matters on this very forum.
Anyways, what I ask, is if someone wants to code for me.

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED... my AIM is Iamtheflower90 and my email is iareslice@gmail.com.

The game would be sponsored by a new site that contacted me which is so special it DOESNT EVEN EXIST YET. But they'd pay us a % of ad revenue generated by the game, so I guess you could make a few dollars with me too.

I know how to animate, I just need to be learned on how to split up the sprites and organize them as you like.

I didn't even know LordofKetchup used NG anymore :O

So, hi.

Also, relationships can be lame, best thing to do is forgetting about it.

I worked at a pool in a 'bad neighborhood' over the summer and for a week all the little black chilluns talked almost exclusively about SPIDER PIG >:OOOO

Someone dies of smoking like every 30 seconds I think.

So, my friend's mom sees 2girls1cup because she snooped around his internets, and then I find this beauty in my inbox. (her name removed to protect identity, i guess)

Collin,
This is Cyril's Mom! I saw the 2girls1Cup clip you told Cyril to see.
It's filthy disgusting! In the Catholic Faith, it is a MORTAL/DEADLY SIN to
look at such material. That means, "If one dies in a state of Mortal Sin, he/she forfeits
heaven and the friendship of God for ALL ETERNITY." Pretty BIG stakes!
Also, It is a VERY GRAVE Sin that YOU viewed it and encouraged Cyril to do likewise.
It doesn't really matter whether you are Catholic or not... the Laws of God are written on
every man's heart. I believe that you know in your heart that this is immoral material
and to entertain yourself by watching it is intrinsically evil. I would appreciate if you
would refrain from suggesting that Cyril see pornographic material. Please also do
your own self a favor, and take stock of the status of your eternal soul.

Ms. XXXXXXX

A real winner, aye?

At 10/15/07 12:03 AM, JackPhantasm wrote:

At 10/14/07 11:03 PM, SirSloth wrote:

At 10/14/07 11:01 PM, spite-skater wrote:

At 10/14/07 10:53 PM, KerfuffleMach2 wrote:

At 10/14/07 10:46 PM, SirSloth wrote:

At 10/14/07 10:24 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:

At 10/14/07 10:20 PM, Brick-top wrote:

At 10/14/07 10:17 PM, Champigne wrote:

At 10/14/07 10:16 PM, timmysjp wrote:

At 10/14/07 10:15 PM, Dalario wrote:

At 10/14/07 10:14 PM, Conspiracy wrote: At 10/14/07 10:14 PM, videogamer0810 wrote: At 10/14/07 10:13 PM, Gagsy wrote:

Well I laughed!

I didn't.

I did.

So did I.

Me too.

Not so much..

I didn't

I did so all of you shut up
and moar text is overrated
-insert random phrase in here-

I did, it has a nostalgic feeling to it, kind of like when tom fulp beat the shit out of some newgrounder at startbucks.
AMIRITE?

I gave a smile. Not funny enough to laugh, no. But it is funny enough to find it entertaining. And I like typing a lot. Very much a lot. I don't see those often.

I chuckled slightly to my self...it was a neat find and its weird that I've never noticed it before. I blame the lack of rail road tracks in my neighborhood. Well there is this one, by my friends house, I try and jump them all the time. so basically I agree with Gagsy. What did you think of it?

In my area we have to many railroads, there always going by and waking me up at night with the dinging and such. Fun fact, railroads are sumtimes used to transport liquid cocks, and when you pour liquid cock on top of a rock, well it turns into a shoop da whoop. The shoop da whoop in question starts chargin' it's lazer, when this happens fleeing would be best.

I smiled, a tiny microscopic chasm filled with ivory supplementing my every arborous whim, confronting only collecting always, the ways of my most desirable needs.

It tickles me, to see this smile upon myself as I can tell it's only natural.

When I see the sunrise on this day, I'll think of railways dotting the streets like spiderwebs trickling down alleyways like 8-legged cats furry and hungry for life.

My, this quote is rather extensive. Rather large indeed. I'd have to say it is one of the largest blocks of quote I have ever seen in my entire life. I need more characters otherwise I get an error message, so I am kind of rambling a bit, just making it harder for the next person to quote this in its true raw form. I must preserve the beauty of this quote, and so must all of you. If you respond to this, please make it a quote, and don't skimp, make sure you add your own part to the wonderful part of the incredible natural universe.

Go to the doctor.

Everyone I deem a respectable human being that I know has quit runescape.

I bet if there was a gif of someone screaming fail while doing a barrel roll and grabbing his cock this thread would be better.

At 9/23/07 03:53 AM, J05H-DA wrote: anyone else vomit after being linked to the gif of the guy cutting his own penis off?

you can thank the loards of the internet over at 4chan for that.

I've seen like 10 guys cutting their own penises off. You need to practice using the internet moar.

I approve of 4chan but only when they pull media attention or make people cry.

LAPTOPS

I got a G4 powerbook from a friend for 300$ then found out it has no USB ports so its basically useless. I was excited to be able to animate anywhere but my laptop ruined my dreams :<

CLOTHES

I buy clothes maybe once every few months, just a few 5-8$ tshirts and a pair of 15$ jeans or shorts.

My friends drug dealer made them believe that weed prevents cancer.

My friends are retarded.

Weed does have antioxidants in it, but it also gets tar on your lungs and gums.

There was a really easy way to load an external text file into a flash document but my computer just deleted everything along with my example .fla

I've been searching google but the tutorials are more complicated than I'm looking for. The method I was using was about half a line of code and just naming the text box and giving it the variable content. Then you just start the text file with content=. There was also a really easy way to make scroll buttons but that got deleted too.

Any help?

Just so you all understand how dumb Christianity is before you bitch about islam, the Catholics crusaded against the Orthodox because the Orthodox christians weren't ready in time for one of the Crusades. The sacked and pillaged Constantinople to get supplies for the war but ended up just going home.

Flamboyant. I'm gay already and have already said I'd kill myself if I get unreasonably fat.

Not a lot.

100%

At 7/10/07 03:23 AM, Xtesh wrote:

At 7/10/07 03:13 AM, Hamslice wrote: ITT: Uninformed and uneducated red necks bitch about shit they don't get.

Jihad means to strive for allah. It can range from doing service work as the normal method or extremes such as suicide attacks. The latter is looked down upon by non-extremist groups of muslims.

I am not a Muslim, and even I will tell you that no true Muslim would hurt others to advance his/her cause. That is something that goes against all major religious teachings.

Jihad is interpreted wrongly by some Muslim groups. I said in my post its looked down upon by the general muslim community.

I've heard that believing what you hear in American news makes you retarded.

This thread confirms it.

I've gotten pretty good at bieng depressed, mostly because of a lot of dumb shit that happened before I was even 10. I was molested twice, once by a neighbor once by a family friend, was beaten as a kid and my dad jokes about it, grew up gay in a family where my dads side thinks gays are rapists and my moms side are insane catholics. I thought of killing myself at the age of 8 which I'm pretty suprised that I even had the thought capacity to consider killing myself in 3rd grade. I've never taken medicine and I've found the best way to cope with any of it is to stay off drugs and talk to people.

ITT: Uninformed and uneducated red necks bitch about shit they don't get.

Jihad means to strive for allah. It can range from doing service work as the normal method or extremes such as suicide attacks. The latter is looked down upon by non-extremist groups of muslims.

You don't "commit" Jihad.

Kill everyone with AIDS?

They're gonna die from the common cold anyways, why not at least make their death interesting.

At 6/28/07 06:21 PM, Mogly wrote: Out of interest what was reported for longer on your tellies Yanks - The Spice girls reunion, or Tony Blair handing over to our new PM? And bonus points if you know our new PMs name.

Watching the houses of Parliment yesterday, and what Tony Blair had to say, its one thing that thankfully sets us apart from the yanks wouldnt you agree English people? The way he really came off as a nice, real bloke, and the loyalty they all showed.

I don't think you understand the vast superiority of the Spice Grils to the British system of Government.

Good day to you sir.

At 6/18/07 12:48 AM, Luis wrote:

At 6/17/07 10:40 PM, Hamslice wrote: Devon's is really good, they just built it a few months ago. I live like 10 miles north of milwaukee.

FUNFACT!!! Milwaukee is the only major city in america with a corn field within its city limits!

yeah that construction area is really coming together nicely... i remember when they were still building that area with that run down mural of undewater creatures in one of the tunnels.... this was like last year or something.. dont know if you know what im talkin about lol. Anyway i went to go see the deftones at the rave.. which is a terrible venue. 0 air conditioning and theres so much echo. some of the local bands playing on the first floor were pretty good tho..

I drove past that mural every day to school until they tore it down. Someone put up a sign saaying "REMEMBER THE WHALES" :D The highways comin along nicely

Also, the rave is shitty, but ive only gone there with free tickets so i havent lost anything to them.

Summerfest is starting in a week or so and it should be pretty good this year, my brother got like 400 free tickets which were gonna scalp for 10$ each

ANOTHER FUN MILWAUKEE FACT!!! The world's largest music festival happens in milwaukee for 2 weeks every summer for the last 40 years!!!

My dad is a douche lol.