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Response to: RAM Posted October 18th, 2007 in General

At 10/18/07 06:38 PM, Foobey wrote: I am too poor and too stupid.

Lol way to make an impression about your problems.

Response to: Stamper and penis obsession? Posted October 18th, 2007 in General

At 10/18/07 07:08 PM, Flared24 wrote: Stamper doesn't suck them, he eats them.

Yeah, cuz all he needed was a cock in his mouth... i wonder where the rest went... O_O

Response to: Stamper and penis obsession? Posted October 18th, 2007 in General

At 10/18/07 06:54 PM, dark-knight-link wrote: See, anyone who draws dick-related objects is gay.

wait

It looks like a rubbed up penis from excessive jerk offs which would explain its funky pose. And if i ever fell inside a penis tumbling... i wont be the only one. Zomg it will suck us up like a vacuum cleaner. Meh.

Response to: Stamper and penis obsession? Posted October 18th, 2007 in General

At 10/18/07 06:49 PM, Smartdog wrote: Banned.

How can you ban me? Youre just 14. Wanna 6 in a row? Its okay, dont be shy. Be a man and... press... that... PM... button... and... ask... Stamper. DING!

Stamper and penis obsession? Posted October 18th, 2007 in General

Yeah, he can have one (pic below).

Go ahead and talk gibberish, like youve done numerous of times on dozens of Stamper threads already. Just showing off to ya'll guys at general forum to see your reactions.

I think hes just silly, which makes him funny. Acts crazy on purpose and all (mr obvious <-----). That is all.

Yeah whatever... and look at my piccie. Yipee. <-------- whoring out on purpose

bored

Stamper and penis obsession?

Response to: John Cena sucks balls Posted October 17th, 2007 in General

At 10/17/07 07:50 PM, rwag wrote: without John Cena WWE wouldint exist anymore every science he got injured the ratings went down big time and you Orton fans suck it!

Pffft fuck Cena. Triple H is what everybody is waiting for! >:)

ITS ALL ABOUT THE GAME!! MWUHAHAHA!

Response to: John Cena sucks balls Posted October 17th, 2007 in General

At 10/17/07 07:48 PM, 0peth wrote:
At 10/17/07 07:44 PM, Hammi wrote:
At 10/17/07 07:41 PM, jonthomson wrote: I assumed this was just a really crappy first post, but you've got seven hundred plus that are likely filled with this shit?
Nope, this is just one of my few burst outs when i uncontrollably rant my ass off. Im much more deeper than this shit.
Wow..., that was really didn't make you seem bright.

Yeah and i admit it. Because we all are bound to explode sooner or later once in a while, like a Pepsi bottle falling down in a hill. I guess NG hates ranting? (depends on what, not like i would talk nonsense forever lol)

Response to: John Cena sucks balls Posted October 17th, 2007 in General

At 10/17/07 07:43 PM, Crashman wrote: Where have you been? His movie was horrible

Yeah ive seen it. Horrible indeed. So overrated. Hes a rapper, wrestler and a patriot. How wonderful.

Response to: John Cena sucks balls Posted October 17th, 2007 in General

At 10/17/07 07:41 PM, jonthomson wrote: I assumed this was just a really crappy first post, but you've got seven hundred plus that are likely filled with this shit?

Nope, this is just one of my few burst outs when i uncontrollably rant my ass off. Im much more deeper than this shit.

John Cena sucks balls Posted October 17th, 2007 in General

He cant rap, neither are his wrestling moves superior to all the others. Hes a wack wigga who thinks that hes thuggish. He has a clique called Chain Gang, but hell theyre all gangsta wannabes. John Cena is a fake rip off. He got a couple of catch phrases to make himself look cool. Right, he screams WORD LIFE!! Wtf is that supposed to mean? And also he yells "YOU CANT SEE ME!". Lmao.

Is he trying to be like 2Pac or something? 2Pac was the only mastermind behind Thug Life, the real shit to be born for real thugs from the ghetto. And then the funny thing is when Cena raps about this "Word Life" which is supposed to be his own honkey version of thuggish realm. Word Life? Seriously tell me what kind of a fucked up idea is that? He personally converts Thug Life to Word Life. What a dumb move by that dumb fuck. Hes a loser. John Cena sucks donkeyballs.

Who is with me?

Response to: Treasure Hunt 2007! Posted October 17th, 2007 in NG News

Im gonna whore out my flash submission too, because of the low score, and because its literally crap. Also, why should that "Mario and friends goof up" flash be the only crap to be featured on frontpage anyway? >:)

Response to: mspaint thread Posted October 17th, 2007 in Art

Raguel is in the lead now. Fuckin shit those are some kickass artworks that have been done in ms paint :D

Response to: I have a difficult question for NG. Posted October 15th, 2007 in General

At 10/15/07 06:08 PM, Zen444 wrote:
At 10/15/07 06:04 PM, VespeneGas wrote: Sometimes a joke is so shitty it's hard to tell that it's a joke.
You know what`s a joke? Your face, like how I`ll break it if I see you in public.

Faggot.

Looks like somebodys being tight in here XD You obviously have no sense of humor, neither understanding the sarcasm in this thread. Just chill man, you from Compton or something?

Response to: Hammi's art thread Posted October 15th, 2007 in Art

This one turned out better, looks like i got the hang of Stamper (crazy bieetch). I still gotta make it up for my failures lately, so im gonna stay more idle for a period, idk. And thats it for now bye.

Hammi's art thread

Response to: Hammi's art thread Posted October 15th, 2007 in Art

More shit coming in. I made it as a starter pic at the 6 In A Row thread that i made. I failed at the details here, almost like my skills left me for lunch. Just a warm up pic.

Hammi's art thread

Response to: Hammi's art thread Posted October 15th, 2007 in Art

I thought id upload some more crap here. This one stinks so hold your mouths. WIP, obviously ill never finish it.

Hammi's art thread

Response to: Newgorunds Tank Posted October 14th, 2007 in Art

At 10/14/07 08:08 AM, adamturner wrote: I was told to put this here.

Whta do u think?

Im not satisfied at all. You drew this in Jeff Bandelins style, which means you dont deserve any full props. Im not saying that you cant draw. But, use your own interpretation and style of making it. If not, then take your time to develop before you can take on the worl... ergh art forum. You might then get the sweet berries youre looking for here :) Im sorry, but we at this forum appreciate original art and creativity. There are so many duplicates enough here, and i hope you understand.

At 10/14/07 05:32 PM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote:
At 10/14/07 08:40 AM, Dr34m3r wrote:

It is different though, and there's the task of putting it onto paper.

Well done, artist.
No it doesnt. What is with you and this constant dicksucking of every ripoff artist / mspaint crap artist who comes into this forum? I half expect one day someone to post a dot on a white square and you to give a huge speech about how "deep" and "david firthy" it is to sound smart. It's ridiculous.

You sir made me burst.

Yeah Dr34m3r, i mean c'mon man. Hes right, it is ridiculous. Artists are only those who are fully devoted to their work, which can be recognized specifically by user. Adam couldnt, because all he did was making a fan art which can be compared to thousands of other duplicates. And if Zekeys right, the way you pun'd the sentence "Well done, artist" really confirms the fact that youre a suck up.

Response to: Draw a "Big Fat Dick" Posted October 11th, 2007 in Art

Uh-oh. Oh shit, im outta toilet paper. Does anyone got anymore of that green toilet paper with that fat blob on it? I love it how it sucks up all the dookie, my fantasy about the blob absorbing it makes me giggle every time.

Response to: help me¡¡¡ im a noob Posted October 11th, 2007 in Art

At 10/11/07 05:33 PM, jairovarela wrote: first i accidentally put fuck you
second i dont care the rules
third many people i have spoken on the bbs art told me that they use ms paint because flash and photoshop its expensive
fourt i dont say you use ms paint, i say im bad at ms paint

If you dont care about the rules, then why bother coming here, dumbass? Youre right about not caring about the rules, otherwise you wouldve known that it is not allowed to fucking request here. If you cant respect the rules we all go by, then kindly GTFO. You thought you could sling your ass in here like Tarzan and demand a request from people here, but we aint cookin you anything. We rather cook YOU. Disrespect of the rules would mean your manhood getting clipped and tossed out, by BlackMarketKraig... any time now. *clip*

"second i dont care the rules" - Boy you must be stupid or what, making a blind statement like that. Fuck you.

Response to: 6 In A Row? (nsfw) Posted October 8th, 2007 in Art

At 10/8/07 04:24 PM, PrinceFlea wrote:
Oh So You were not ashamed by it? I would actually hide my male nude model drawings In the basement because I feel that It would it anger my forefathers.

They were just satires, making fun of Stamper. I like laughing at stuffs that entertain me. I thought it was a funny concept that would fit the average Newgrounder. Of course i feel stupid, but... i did it for the people ^^; Besides, the cocks are really sucky.

At 10/8/07 04:25 PM, Cabbster wrote: It is, a fucking brilliant song. Props for the drawing. Should have drawn Stamper giddy in the first pic, though :D

Hehe thanx. Lmao giddy. Maybe i should have... Actually, i just wanted Stamper to look backfired at so he could "taste his own medicine" xD

Response to: 6 In A Row? (nsfw) Posted October 8th, 2007 in Art

At 10/8/07 03:57 PM, PrinceFlea wrote: You know what I dont think I can look at you the same way again this feels so wrong. I never heard of the song six in a row though.Is it what it looks or sounds like really like in your interpretation of the song?

Im sorry. The temptations had me busted up. I was really trying to suppress the idea, really. But the song is so goddamn funny, that it had me hooked on for 2 weeks, then next what happens is that i had to sketch it down. Yeah, its what it sounded like that made me do these. And i hope i never do this kind of stupid shit again. But hey, i still wanted to submit these anyway xP What was i supposed to do, throw em away? >_< Btw, 6 in a Row by Will Stamper.

Response to: 6 In A Row? (nsfw) Posted October 8th, 2007 in Art

At 10/8/07 03:43 PM, ChoppedMadnessColts wrote: why are u drawing cock (im a girl so u know everyone asks) why not draw some female stuff

Thats because i draw cocks merely for fun... well this is actually the first time im doing these. I dont do nude female anatomy because... i just dont feel comfortable doing it. I dont like the idea of making females into sexual symbols that everybody can jack off to, i take so seriously that i wont even sketch an ordinary female anatomy view. But drawing cocks are rather fun, something that will rather make me laugh, altho its quite perverted of me. I blame Newgrounds, ive been twisted this way now because of this site. Forgive me lol.

Response to: 6 In A Row? (nsfw) Posted October 8th, 2007 in Art

BUMP! It is appreciated if people would join in and make their own interpretations of the track. I wasnt planning on doing more myself y'know, i just wanted to make a couple of them and make examples >:(

Response to: 6 In A Row? (nsfw) Posted October 7th, 2007 in Art

All i needed was a cock in my mouth. *cock in my mouth*

6 In A Row? (nsfw)

Response to: 6 In A Row? (nsfw) Posted October 7th, 2007 in Art

At 10/7/07 06:15 PM, Cornholio123 wrote: i dont see any black dicks. are you racist?
an ok pic but the cocks are distracting.

Lol distracting *whistle sound*

I might sketch up another one just for fun. And how the hell am i supposed to draw a black dick, with pencil strokes? xD

6 In A Row? (nsfw) Posted October 7th, 2007 in Art

Say what, Blacktastic? XD

6 In A Row? (nsfw)

Response to: I made a picture, do you like? Posted October 6th, 2007 in Art

At 10/6/07 08:44 PM, senior-twinki wrote:
At 10/6/07 08:43 PM, Dr34m3r wrote:
At 10/6/07 08:42 PM, StoneColdSoul wrote: Oh less filter rape, more art.
Agreed.
agreed

Just following the stream of rightness. Agreed.

Response to: Madness Fan Art! Posted October 6th, 2007 in Art

I rushed and made this unfinished piece of shit at the Madness Day. Never submitted tho cuz its embarrassing. Say whatever you want cuz i dont give a fuck about it anymore. Now scrapping it up. FAIL.

Madness Fan Art!

Response to: My first picture submission on NG Posted October 6th, 2007 in Art

What a weird looking donkey. I see you got a sense for comical expressions and gags. But instead of using ms paint, maybe you could consider about getting GIMP or something. Anything that would smooth up your lines. You need to work more on the object. The scenery looks decent, but the object itself is in need for brushing up.

Du maa nok jobbe litt mer med generelle proporsjoner xP

Response to: My Anime Pics (Post your too) Posted October 6th, 2007 in Art

At 10/6/07 08:17 PM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: durrrrrrrr i luv anime

Lmfao. That one made my day... err night. Now i can go to sleep with a smile on my face.