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Response to: Something I did in flash Posted October 25th, 2007 in Art

At 10/25/07 12:07 PM, nellieness wrote: i have a messed up nose and a bum chin, thats me, too much kickboxing

Uh-oh shes pissed! Please dont rush me! Not in the face! Not my beautiful nose! xP

Ok but seriously, i think ill go with uyersuyers statement about the camera flash making your skin pale and washed out because it sounds very logical. I guess it didnt quite hit me in the first place. Im gonna take back what i said about you wearing too much make up. Mistakes do happen :)

Response to: I'll draw u Posted October 25th, 2007 in Art

At 10/25/07 09:12 AM, xKiRiLLx wrote: MKEY, draw me :)

Lmfao im sure that you did that on purpose before submitting your real photo. Congrats on throwing me off the chair.

Response to: Hi there! Posted October 25th, 2007 in Art

At 10/25/07 11:43 AM, Wildcarousel wrote: It's not much but I still wanna show it. Any comment/critic accepted. So how much is a tablet anyways?

Nice. The lines are quite roundish (which can affect the proportions), but in my opinion its still very nice. Good details, proportions locked on and clean. Unless youve traced it from something, id say thumbs up xP

Say, is that Elvis? :O

Response to: dick fish Posted October 25th, 2007 in Art

At 10/25/07 10:07 AM, uyersuyer wrote:
At 10/25/07 09:16 AM, Hammi wrote:
At 10/25/07 05:41 AM, iamgrimreaper wrote: lawl
Should i call you a dickface, or a fishface? XD

But still, it doesnt look like a dick... maybe you should google for fish sticks... er i mean fish dicks. I wonder if...

*googles on fish dicks*
Fucking furry.

...Or scaly, I guess.

Fucking scaly.

I am jacking off to some fishes at this very moment. Damn, my keyboard has become slippery from the typing that im using a toothpick to do it instead. Id like to pick up a fish from the freeze box to hump the scales, but i dont want my dick to be stuck to the frozen scales, even if i can attempt to pull it off, which i would still risk of tearing off a small portion of skin from my manhood. Ah never mind the fishes, wheres that Bowser thread that used to be around, i rather want those scales. At least theyre warm. Not to forget the tail wagging. Rawr.

to tell you the truth, im no friggin furry/scaly, altho i felt like unnecessarily typing a good dose of meaningless crap. it was fun.
Response to: dick fish Posted October 25th, 2007 in Art

At 10/25/07 05:41 AM, iamgrimreaper wrote: lawl

Should i call you a dickface, or a fishface? XD

But still, it doesnt look like a dick... maybe you should google for fish sticks... er i mean fish dicks. I wonder if...

*googles on fish dicks*
Response to: Something I did in flash Posted October 25th, 2007 in Art

Lol i think ive seen her at the art forum numerous times. Shes the one with too much make up XD Looks quite slick for flash. Even tho its traced, i guess this is good for a start :)

Response to: Bored, so i made my very own clock! Posted October 25th, 2007 in Art

Why dont you just call it Dice Clock xD I cant believe anyone still plays that game. No insult. Meh i guess such games still stick around when they become a hit like Half-Life.

Anyways, use GIMP if you dont have it! Much better to create with than ms paint (i only use ms paint for doodling and random pencil scribbling).

Response to: italian art Posted October 25th, 2007 in Art

.................................. Michelangelo is gonna beat your ass up in hell for this shit you know.

Response to: Drawing Newgrounds Posted October 25th, 2007 in Art

At 10/24/07 07:14 PM, billyratbag wrote: Here u go can u draw my dog plz.

Stop spamming your photos around! Try doing something yourself instead. Geez.

Response to: a happy meadow with bunnies ^_^ Posted October 25th, 2007 in Art

At 10/24/07 11:55 PM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote:
At 10/24/07 05:44 PM, Hammi wrote:
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While I'm fully aware this is a subtle insult towards me, this is actually a very accurate statement.

Dont think that way, i would never insult you without a reason ^.^

Response to: a happy meadow with bunnies ^_^ Posted October 24th, 2007 in Art

At 10/24/07 05:29 PM, ngmastah wrote: Damn thats awesome you should be a mod!

Lol are you serious? That would be like letting the SS in exclusively from the back door. And also, Zekey wouldve become the Art forums personal Wadolf. I think he would say something like:

KEEP RUNNING FAGGOTS BEFORE I DISMANTLE YOUR MANHOODS (directed at abusers and noobs).

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Response to: a happy meadow with bunnies ^_^ Posted October 24th, 2007 in Art

Lol. Ive heard of laser operations, but... i guess the future will offer a whole new feature in brain surgery, or hair planting whatever. Really ace, i like the hair and the face. I love the colors. Awesome.

Response to: not worth its own thread Posted October 23rd, 2007 in Art

At 10/23/07 05:11 AM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: well this went better than I thought.

if it helps any, the balloony black monster thing with the saggy boob arms is meant to look like he doesnt belong.

the original sketch of this was that the girl zombie elf chick gal on the right was walking a bunch of alien dogs. each one looking completely different like they'd come out of different dimensions.
but being a lazy piece of shit, I ended up only doing two of the dogs. and making the backround more of a focus than the foreground.

anyway
as long as this topic is active, I took the poster that's stuck on the wall behind the blue girl and decided to upgrade it somewhat.

it looks like some sort of circus advertisement to me. what do you guys think?

Lol yeah it does. On the other hand, it looks like Pacman has found the appreciation in eating bugs as well. I dont like bugs tho, but here still... theyre cute. The background is very random. Mmm lobster...

Response to: Digital Gore-fest. Posted October 22nd, 2007 in Art

Very nice colors. My fav is the lips. Altho i gotta agree with the others, the blood should be more... flowing. Think of blood streams running down on a window or something lol. Then do your magic. The blood entries concentrated as big separate flows make em look firm, so try spreading them out like splats, tho not too much of it.

Response to: What do you think? Posted October 22nd, 2007 in Art

At 10/22/07 02:53 PM, joza1 wrote: this is a crappy ms paint drawing that just came to me i was bored you can probably tell

Yes indeed its crappy. I mean, look at the shoulders. You can see that the proportions are off at first sight. And dont be so dependent on the line tools on ms paint. Also, its not so funny or entertaining. And the rules say... TSK TSK TSK. You better put more effort and try again asap, otherwise this might get locked, or idk.

Response to: not worth its own thread Posted October 22nd, 2007 in Art

I agree with pox. You are amazing. Wait, thats what he said right? Anyways, i love the touch of every detail and shading in the pic. Yeah, indeed a Samurai Jack sort of style if thats where youre heading for. Shweet.

Response to: Do you like my style? Posted October 22nd, 2007 in Art

At 10/21/07 11:30 PM, RobbieSkater wrote: Lol hes missing the back part of his neck. But yeah its pretty good if its yours.

Sigh hes wearing a coat for goodness sake. If the artist would wish to reveal the neck, he would have >_< Pointing out the obvious wont do good.

Response to: the NG Army project wants you... Posted October 22nd, 2007 in Art

At 10/22/07 12:25 AM, CanofSprite wrote:
These people are still in it but are supplying their own (i think) .. im serperating you all cause i am using my list above to mass pm.. but you are still part of the project so heres some luv........

16- JohanL
17- mynamewontfitin
18-zoy
19-hammi
20-CanofSprite
21- HahaBears
Really? You'll let me do this? Bitchin! Ill make a real good one, wont let you down. :D

Lol and youre like, "WOOHOOOOOOO!! *numa numa dance* *chicken dance*".

Response to: Hammi's art thread Posted October 22nd, 2007 in Art

At 10/21/07 11:12 PM, RobbieSkater wrote: Plox = Please
wtfbbqsex , stamper only grabs a dick with 2 fingers. I think not.

I'll make you a sick sig if you want.

I only did 2 fingers cause... i didnt bother drawing the rest of his hand xD Yeah i halfassed, its a bad habit of mine. And no thanx, ill stick with my own sig. But thanx for the offer tho :)

link me to some examples of yours and i might consider
Response to: Hammi's art thread Posted October 21st, 2007 in Art

At 10/21/07 06:32 PM, StoneColdSoul wrote:
I think he meant "plus".
Also the one with stamper is ace indeed.

Haha thanx xP

Response to: Hammi's art thread Posted October 21st, 2007 in Art

At 10/21/07 06:08 PM, RobbieSkater wrote: The one with stamper is ace. Plox make yourself a nicer sig. You have some tallent.

What do you mean by "plox"? Well whatever thanx xP

Response to: Hammi's art thread Posted October 21st, 2007 in Art

At 10/20/07 08:53 PM, PrinceFlea wrote:
At 10/15/07 06:17 PM, Hammi wrote: I thought id upload some more crap here. This one stinks so hold your mouths. WIP, obviously ill never finish it.
Whoa you really did an good job on the composition Did you ever plan on like finishing it?And It's is almost a shame how this thread is a bit obscure Having only five pages.But Why is it that sometimes that you have an feeling that you are getting ignored On your thread?

Yeah i was planning on finishing it at the end of Madness Day, but i laid off because i didnt like it. The NG community has always been strange in my opinion. Its quite easy to ignore threads that youve already visited, and you start thinking that its all the same shit. Laziness in other words. Why i feel like this you ask? Well... no one keeps the thread hot with crits or such, they just tell me that i should keep it up. And thats pretty much it, then no one drops by after that. While many useless threads out there get bumped like hell, mine just slips out of the list. Then i get the feeling that my thread is... boring. Then ignored. Well, i hope i made it clear enough for ya :P

Heres something random that i just made over MSN with someone. Strange indeed... o_O

Hammi's art thread

Response to: the NG Army project wants you... Posted October 21st, 2007 in Art

Aight Luis, count me in. I just ordered one of those fake Munnies that you recommended. Just waiting for it to get in my mailbox. Then whats next, ill probably have to buy a painting set xP

Response to: Hammi's art thread Posted October 20th, 2007 in Art

UBER-FUCKING-BUMP!!

How come i get the feeling of being ignored? Here i got Stamper sucking off a cock, IT CANT GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS FOLKS. But still this thread just dies away in my presence. What am i supposed to fucking do to grab your attention? More nudity? Monsters? Scooby-Doo gettin assrammed? ME gettin assrammed? Whaaaaaaaat???? Nobody seems to give a fuck anymore. Is it boring? Is that it? Too plain? WHAT??

*pants*

Ya'll gotta understand how frustrating this is. Forcing people to comment feels... mean :(

Response to: Flamming needs to stop! Posted October 20th, 2007 in Art

I agree with everything you say. Dont slap the shit out of the newbie, just try teaching him/her. I always take time to write constructive reviews on stuffs that the author has put effort in. Art thieves on the other hand bring me joy-joy feelings about lighting them up like xmas trees. But SOMETIMES, a guy just gotta slap the individual back on track to make him/her clear of the obvious. Making circles with ms paint tools or such things just dont pass in our judgment here at the art forum. I just tell the individual the truth, telling him/her to get real and draw on a piece of paper instead, then come back. That way, he/she can compare it to the other shit at ms paint and then ill give props. We all got something hidden inside, but to get it out, you just gotta express it in a real proper way, in a form that suites you the best. Anyways, my point is that flaming shouldnt be over exaggerated. I hate it when people flame to become "one of the guys". Ugh. Uberlame.

In order to understand the individual, you gotta break it down with him/her and take it from the start, doing it step by step and see the results while on the move. Almost like grabbing the arms to make him/her walk. And if the person desires to do it in anime style as an example, which would end up crap by first time, i will break in and make it clear. Even if i would risk gettin my ass bashed by mods or other suckers, i dont give a fuck. MC once rushed me because i was trying to break up a crossfire between him and a criticizer, but hell i was just being honest xP

Yes indeed, we must take the responsibility TO NURTURE OUR ARTISTIC GENERATION! XD
... yeah im serious.

Response to: Munny Art Posted October 20th, 2007 in Art

At 10/20/07 04:28 PM, Luis wrote: k its done i think.. ill make some feet for him when i get around to buying some modeling clay.

twas fun. if anyone else gets around to customizing a munny let me know.

Santa Maria, its driving me insane :D But he doesnt have any cheek hairs? Ah nevertheless its pretty sweet man. Maybe you wanna do blockhead next or something? XD

Response to: Munny Art Posted October 19th, 2007 in Art

At 10/19/07 08:02 PM, Luis wrote: its not as yellowey as the camera made it seem... anyway i removed his head from his body.

Y'know... im really starting to like this. It looks absolutely... gorgeous? Not saying that YOU are, even if its supposed to be you, but what i mean is... gah nvm.

Response to: Munny Art Posted October 19th, 2007 in Art

Lol thats pretty cool man. I can imagine the rest of the body color. "Munny"... i like that word xP

Response to: this used to be my grandmas towel Posted October 19th, 2007 in General

Wtf your granny must be racist xP Btw, ive never understood the thing about blacks and watermelons... must be something stereotypical that isnt close to the truth or what? Why the hell are they related to the whole thing about watermelons anyway? All i know is that many of them love BBQ and hot sauce... which is one of my favorites too :D~

Response to: I Drew A Vagina Monster (nsfw?) Posted October 18th, 2007 in Art

At 10/18/07 06:32 PM, Ceti wrote: Slighty bigger.

Also I resized it a bit.

Sorry.

It reminds me of Half-Life Opposing Force lol. Well anyways, good try. Nice lines. I suggest you could try drawing double lines on your drawing (not too hard), that would distinguish the object more from the paper and bring it closer/tighter to the viewers. Just a suggestion xP Very nice details tho, props for you.