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Author Search Results: 'hamjaster409'

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1.

Misunderstood

Topic: My sister has a fear of death

Posted: 10/05/09 09:53 PM

Forum: General

well uh...i kind of can some what tell what your going through.
my grandmother died around the summer of my first year in highschool. it
was really painful me because i was real close with her she was like a mother to me.
your kind of lucky really he got like 30 years plus if he exercise and balance is ph to like basic he could live a lot long. plus you got a fairly stable support system sister, mother, no one bothering or putting you through unnecessary shit and therapy! me i had to sit through the days of coming home,getting stress out of my ill grand parent then going to school and dealing with the shitheads at school...that was the worst damn year of my life....but through that i got stronger.

don't worry regardless of what lays ahead..you, your sis and dad too! will be alright


2.

Resigned

Topic: What's the Point of Friendship?

Posted: 10/05/09 09:26 PM

Forum: General

why do kingdom heart come to mind when i read this?

anyway just don't hang out with them. find enjoy while being alone like i do.
animate or something and watch as how all the assholes around you fall to pieces as they lose
they're Girlfriend or friends. LAUGH AT THERE FUCKING PAIN....k?


3.

Thinking

Topic: Life Achievements

Posted: 07/09/09 08:10 AM

Forum: General

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCK
!that shit a lie, your crazy! 20 G

ignore all possible dangers from your government
while assulting those that pay attion to it and try to warn other people about it.
even if there 100% right about it ...still attack them

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCK
!no thank, i don't like sex! 10G (if a girl)
9000G (if a boy)
turn down the chance for sex(both stright and gay)

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCK
!peacful mind! 300G

challage yourself to do something nice
for other people for no reward

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCK
!flip side mirror! 234G

do something simliar (to the best of your abitly) something from a popular movie,game and/or tv show in real life.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCK
!blaze will to live! 10000G

nearly die/ be killed but come back from the edge of death
to make a full recovery

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCK
! be gone demons!! ! 356G

defeat your enter demons with in you


4.

Elated

Topic: learn your true self by drawing!

Posted: 06/27/09 05:50 PM

Forum: General

hey hey nice an find!
it owned me i out of nowhere but still

"You have difficulty with relationships.You have an evasive attitude in social relations.You are defensive.You are a needy person. "


5.

Happy

Topic: Muslim or Christian

Posted: 06/22/09 10:18 PM

Forum: General

Christian for a me

i feel it right so i went with it!

better then doing something desturtive
plus it set me one the right path


6.

Elated

Topic: I'm A Dad (it's a boy)

Posted: 06/22/09 10:10 PM

Forum: General

At 6/22/09 02:47 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote:
At 6/22/09 02:45 PM, killerrob wrote: Which means i'm a Dad, I think.
Game over.

lol no it

GAME OVER YYYYYYYEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!

ah man hope the littie tak is heathly and all that good stuff.
world ending but hell, that not real regardless of the edvince supporting it!


7.

Elated

Topic: Masturbation > Woman

Posted: 06/22/09 10:06 PM

Forum: General

At 6/22/09 09:43 PM, hamjaster409 wrote:
2.wtf is wrong with you?? women better(these folks had a great time with the girls)

look like most of the folk here pull no.2 like comment.

they do have point sex is need for the human race countine onwards. but they unmind the face
that a love partner can turn into a crazy bitch and cut you dick off and kid the kids. or that you could go crazy and kill your whole family.
this is call "magical thinking" this folks are going to be the ones that going to end up
with the crazy bitch of a wife(i hope not but do to there thinking of not being aware there going to get caught up)


8.

Mad as Hell

Topic: What does the internet think?

Posted: 06/22/09 09:55 PM

Forum: General


9.

Resigned

Topic: Masturbation > Woman

Posted: 06/22/09 09:43 PM

Forum: General

well it depends

if you have bad expences(or being an damned one) you going to think that women is less then fapp ya meat.

of course if you have good expences woman will be greater then fapping.

you OP will see mostly two responses from this thread

1.lol your right(these folks have bad exp, or just damned ones)
2.wtf is wrong with you?? women better(these folks had a great time with the girls)


10.

Happy

Topic: how many fetishs are there

Posted: 06/21/09 09:03 AM

Forum: General

fetsih fetishs got to fap at them all fetishsmon!!

name them with me furry, busty, ebony, gay, teen, mature,granny,beastity,
asian, latin, big cock, big ass, littie dick, tiny tits!!

fap fap got to fap to them all

got to fap to all FETISHMON! yeah!


11.

Questioning

Topic: Photoshop me. seriously.

Posted: 06/21/09 08:54 AM

Forum: General

uh here you go?

Photoshop me. seriously.


12.

Kissing

Topic: Newgrounds, let's be nice.

Posted: 06/20/09 07:11 AM

Forum: General

At 6/20/09 06:18 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Unless it's...that kind of head.

Tee hee.

whoa inappropriately hot!

say....yeah

i do you if you do me!

teehee hee i don't bite


13.

Elated

Topic: Nasa: Bombing The Moon

Posted: 06/20/09 07:07 AM

Forum: General

At 6/20/09 06:59 AM, maskedone2 wrote:
has no-one seen the time machine? (the re-make)

lol that friction just like the world problems


14.

None

Topic: Spying on a Friend Having Sex

Posted: 06/20/09 07:02 AM

Forum: General

lol what a nice girl she is!!

nice find!


15.

None

Topic: Nasa: Bombing The Moon

Posted: 06/20/09 06:56 AM

Forum: General

lol yeah

nasa always doing crazy stuff.

but there no danger to it like withthe world.

if the problem does not brother you it do not an exist!


16.

Winking

Topic: feeling be damned!!!

Posted: 06/20/09 06:53 AM

Forum: General

At 6/20/09 06:30 AM, pyromaniac616 wrote: Stay on newgrounds. It eventually warps you to an emotionless, heartless, unshockable, hollow, skeleton shell of your previous self

i lurk about newgrounds for for sometime now. I only slighty change to that!
isn't there a faster way?!


17.

Happy

Topic: What do you think of me?

Posted: 06/20/09 06:18 AM

Forum: General

At 6/20/09 02:02 AM, TehSlapHappy wrote: Am I doing anything wrong? How do you feel about me? Am I cool? Am I an attention whore?

What am I doing wrong?

i just fucked up. :/

well like every new person i met.
i think your ok guy, until you pull the mean act.
then i get the angry faic and not like you.
BUT your not the mean so you are the coolz


18.

Mad as Hell

Topic: feeling be damned!!!

Posted: 06/20/09 06:15 AM

Forum: General

these fucking emotion!!!! why do i have these gay ass feeling.
for my friends, family, some girl i like, and even random people.

why can't i be a cold hearted fucker like the rest of the world?

anyone esle like this? anyone snap out of this bubble?

how the fuck do i be a emotionless person!!!!????

discuss!!!


19.

Elated

Topic: Newgrounds, let's be nice.

Posted: 06/20/09 06:09 AM

Forum: General

hell yeah!!!

nice-ness a bound!! spread the love!!


20.

Shouting

Topic: How To get into a girls pans

Posted: 06/20/09 05:57 AM

Forum: General

i do't like geting in girls pans

they hurt me, there way to freaking tight to the point they crush by cock and ballz!!
wtf?! how do girl bear to wear such clothing all the time.

it like they have no balls or something


21.

None

Topic: Women's butts

Posted: 05/24/09 03:28 PM

Forum: General

don't know....WAIT i do

it because there soft and feel nice on your penis
(note don't rub your junk on a girl butt other then your gf.....or a paid for hooker)

yeah also it symbolize sexaul ready for badies to guys on a biolagical tip.
and that why guys like female asses


22.

Expressionless

Topic: What pisses 'you' off?

Posted: 05/24/09 03:22 PM

Forum: General

not a damn thing piss me off

i just don't get mad any more cuz it take way to much enegry to do.


23.

None

Topic: America disgusts me

Posted: 05/24/09 03:19 PM

Forum: General

well chucky fuck!!
somebody don't like america!!!
that NEVER happened before!!(sarcasm)

look just ingore them, or join up with osama.
which ever float your boat....


24.

None

Topic: Woman/Girls!

Posted: 05/24/09 12:16 PM

Forum: General

DUDE I KNOW RIGHT!!!??
just be asexaul, it a easy!!
step 1- dislike the girls (ya allready done that)
step2-physcally dislike the girls(break your lust after them)
how you can do that is have a sexaul image that so disgusting in your mind
something so bad that you have to throw up. that way when your cock get hard for them
you can just think about that disgust thought and bam
you don't want them any more. it will also be helpful not to watch porn.
(that is if you watch it) if you need to thoe, try to limit veiwings once per week.

asexaulity is a wonder for choice for people like you and I. because we are damn ones.
which means that if we try anything sexaul to any degree we will always ALWAYS get the shit end of the stick, ya get me? you say it your self "every girl keep fucking me over, not in a good way".
of course you can discard this and keep banging your head aginst the brick wall of dating and relationships of this nature but i would strongly disagree with that choice.


25.

Happy

Topic: If your penis could talk...

Posted: 05/24/09 11:54 AM

Forum: General

mai whould say
"more fucking NOW!!!! me want to fuck things NOW"


26.

Shouting

Topic: 4chan hacks YouTube with porn

Posted: 05/24/09 11:49 AM

Forum: General

OH SHIT!!!
TITTIES ATTACK ON YOUTUBE!!!
to bad it last less then a day


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