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At 6/14/03 12:56 PM, Hittokiri_Buttousai wrote: ok my first question is how can i make my experience points go up.

Everyone forgot about the other way to get experience...

If you go to the flash portal front page and then click on every flash file thing you see bouncing around at the top of the screen until the portal population goes down to zero, you will be awarded with 1000 experience points...

At 1/26/03 06:05 PM, peace_keeper wrote: how do "you" masterbate?

I have developed an elaborate pulley system that allows me to pleasure myself by raising my left eyebrow.
And also I am currently working on a machine that uses perpetual motion so i can masturbate forever...

At 6/10/03 02:42 AM, Headmine wrote: Does posting raise your blam capability?

No... (and im not gonna call you names or anything because you like A Static Lullaby)

haha

At 6/10/03 02:25 AM, D34M0N wrote: Would you rather cut your throat through or jump of a high building.

i would rather jump off a high building because it would be more fun falling than it would be trying to slice through your own throat.

would you rather post in this topic or this one?
(surprisingly, both of these topics have at least 3 pages of replies)

At 6/10/03 02:15 AM, pogopennywise wrote: Hot wheels because regardless of what you think their leadin the way.

DAMMIT! thats exactly what i was gonna say...

Josie and the Pussycats...
it wouldnt have been so bad if it made even a little bit of sense... WTF? subliminal messages to take over the world or whatever...
i seriously hope that whoever came up with idea that was horsewhipped and then shot.

At 6/9/03 08:43 PM, zMDude wrote: OH MY GOD I SAW CHANNEL ZERO! I'M GONNA DIE IN A WEEK SAVE ME!!!

dont worry... youre not gonna die in a week, youre gonna die in seven decades.

At 6/10/03 01:29 AM, War_Machine wrote: How the hell did I GAIN 4 posts?

120 according to profile
123 matches found is search

i seem to have the same problem....except i only gained 3

would you rather get a personal 'show' from goatse or tubgirl?

Ok.. first of all, i dont like third eye blind at all. (hey at least i didnt say they sux lotsa asses) Im just giving my opinion like the topic says. And second, if you think that you are the only person who has heard of a band (not just BFS) then there is something seriously wrong with your head.

the SNES and Genesis era was the best... but i dont think gameboy should be included in this because handheld games are like an entirely different market.. well almost..

You gave this entry a 5, raising its score to 0.99! (from 0.97)

haha... now its back to where it started

if you want to know what makes a real turd of the week, you should watch the current one...

i dont like the way his last name is pronounced... sounds like "wah" but looks like "roy"

Barnyard Shenanigans??

At 5/27/03 08:43 PM, FokkerScourge wrote: Roofies!

that doesnt make them horny, it just makes them unconscious... ecstasy would work though..

At 5/27/03 08:12 PM, MissenLinx wrote: Give her a little bit of Alcohol...

that is the best suggestion so far, except take out the "a little bit" part and replace it with "a lot"... and if that doesnt work, take out the "Alcohol" part and replace it with "Drugs"...

You gave this entry a 5, raising its score to 0.91!

haha... it went from 0.89 to 0.91

sorry but it doesnt deserve turd of the week..

if you want turd of the week, make a shitty dragonball z stickfight... haha

I would find a way to get everybody constipated and then they would all die from not being able to shit... (thats the worst way to die.)

For a sawed off shotgun you saw the barrel shorter and then put a smaller grip on it, like a pistol grip..."sawed off" just describes the barrel of the gun... this makes it easier to conceal than a normal shotgun

hahahaha

The man in the tank told me to be rude...

At 5/22/03 04:30 PM, Mick_the_champion wrote: Didnt you fuck-heads see my amazing flower boobs?!?!?!?!!?

stfu, popularity whore

a couple years ago i clicked on a link at steakandcheese.com... i think it went to schoolofass.com and then i clicked a link from there to go to the police bike game... and the rest is history...

At 5/22/03 10:03 AM, KoRnFreaker2003 wrote:

At 5/22/03 08:58 AM, hugh_jarse wrote: mmmkaay... thats pretty dirty...lick my ass please!

Damn, not unless you fist my ass first... and this time i want to feel your hand deep inside of me.

Dont you need some kind of lubrication to do that?

Ok... this is getting really close now (for real this time).. too bad I'll be asleep or else in school when it hits the big 1,000,000... whatever..

I love you imaginary friend... nobody else can see how secksy you are but me.

I know the movie didn't live up to everybody's perfect expectations... but, by any standards it was really quite good.

"...the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouth so that when they bark they shoot bees at you." - HOMER

Punk isn't dead... It's just hibernating.