At 7/22/09 03:13 AM, pawlakt wrote: spider man... spider man... does whatever makes a sweet tattoo...

forgot the arms

At 7/22/09 03:08 AM, MonkeyV wrote:

At 7/22/09 02:49 AM, HairydragonballZ wrote: It was a ....

Yes it certainly was!

funny I didn't see you at the party...

Don't you remember?! I grabbed your towel by mistake because we had the same towel.... you pointed it out as I was buffing my taint, and we had a good laugh about it.

At 7/22/09 03:09 AM, Elios wrote: Hahaha, what a dumbass.

Oh wait, that's mine...

It's actually kinda cool

Same with this one...Best or Worst?

Best or Worst? not sure with this one.... lol

At 7/22/09 02:51 AM, Adio wrote:

At 7/22/09 02:49 AM, HairydragonballZ wrote: It was a ....

I think I love you. As much as I hate this joke, I love you.

awww that's so sweet, now I want to have your babies!

It was a ....

At 7/19/09 05:12 AM, X0 wrote: FYI everyone there are no bones in your penis.

yeah huh! That's why they call them "boners".
Besides my mommy said so, it must be true.

At 2/17/06 04:23 AM, njay01 wrote: sweet, wheres my goddamn popcorn?

no popcorn......only rice.

At 5/24/08 08:58 AM, jinxworld70 wrote: 1. Learn about God and his doings

2. accept that you are a sinner and that the price of sin is death.

3. Believe in the Gospel. Believe in the truth that God loved us so much that he gave his only son into the world to live the life of a servant, and die on the cross so that we dont have to.

4. Call (pray) unto the Lord and ask him to come into your heart and save you.

Then, and only then, will you be saved by God, and forever have a place in heaven.

Wow thanks to your comment on newgrounds.com, I have found God.
and have changed my evil ways. and will no longer be a minion of the devil.
I am trading in my horns for a shiny new halo................3

Who would have thought that a random reply to random topic
could save me from my wretched life. Now I feel sorry for all of you
other people who are going to hell for all eternity.

From this point on I will also make it my life mission to show sinners the error of their ways.
and inform them how they are living the wrong way. and try to have them all saved.......

Naaaahhh....I'll just worry about myself and let them make their own choices in matters of religion, or lack there of. I'll just keep my mouth shut, with a smug look on my face knowing that I'm going to heaven and you're not. nani nani boo boo

At 5/24/08 03:01 AM, theshadowwolf wrote: Ugh...... I hate freezer ice.

Why because you're tongue sticks to the freezer?

the critic: "You are an insipid walking commercial, and your cereal turned my urine pink!"

cereal hippo: "But you would have to eat 5 boxes for that to happen!"

the critic: "yes...and wash it down with a gallon of chocolate milk, what's your point?!"

The streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers!

At 2/28/08 10:25 AM, ParisHiltonHater22 wrote: Aww crap he beat my record.

i've only raped a girl 369 times :(

but he was caught so now you have a chance to surpass him.

What's your sign? slippery when wet?

At 3/27/08 02:03 AM, Raped wrote: Fuck that, I am resurrecting Jack the Ripper.

Shit why did I say that? I am about to go to sleep too...

LOL @ Last Action Hero

I would have to say Hiro Nakamura from Heroes

At 3/15/08 01:05 AM, beanieclock wrote:

At 3/15/08 12:46 AM, people who suck wrote:

McD > BK

I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSITUTE IT, WITH, MY OWN!
BK =/= McD

BK =/= McD=Energy=Mc2

two words

Pacman and Tetris

...will keep any girl or woman glued to the screen.

Is this what you were looking for?
Your chocolate flavored Skittles?
What did you think was going to happen Steven?
Did you think you were going to hit me with that bat,
and little chocolatey candies would come pouring out?
I have to buy my Skittles downstairs, like everyone else.
I'M JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!!!!

Your Metapod is evolving!

Sweet Scent
U-Turn
Pursuit
Lock-On
Swagger
Charm
Attract
Present
Flatter
Tickle
Facade
Fake Tears
Sweet Kiss
Lovely Kiss
Flash
Screech
Double Slap
Frustration
Payback
Faint Attack
Needle Arm
Sleep Powder
Haze
Disable
Flail
Struggle
Submission
Bind
Pound
Torment
Slam
Mega Punch
Clamp
Barrage
Beat Up
Stomp
Skull Bash
Smelling Salt
Growth
Lick
Harden
Bone Club
Eruption
String Shot
Pay Day
Minimize
Withdraw
Defense Curl
Recover
Sharpen
Arm Thrust
Psycho Cut
Reversal
Slash
Night Shade
Moonlight
Night Slash
Calm Mind
Guillotine
Heart Swap
Rollout
Acid
Discharge
Perish Song
Sacred Fire
Dig
Rock Tomb
Rest
Snore
Morning Sun
Yawn
Recycle
Return
Sheer Cold
Icy Wind
Muddy Water
Foresight
Detect
Camouflage
Signal Beam
Last Resort
Close Combat
Fury Cutter
Imprison
Punishment
Selfdestruct
Nasty Plot
Natural Gift

How are you going to explain the torn clothes and missing bra and panties, your semen inside her, your skin under her nails...and where is your alibi, don't you think she told her friends you asked her out and she turned you down. that gives you a motive. did you leave your fingerprints, footprints, or even blood (from the headbutt possibly) or on the bench or the railing at the peer? Where was she going...if she was meeting someone at a place other than the peer they would now she didn't go to the peer on her own. You were at the bench and peer a while, were there any security cameras? people passing by who might have seen the rape or murder? Are there any fibers of your hair, skin, clothing on her? Then you posted about it on Newgrounds...they can track your IP address and could be right outside you home now.

Conker's Bad Fur Day! (N64 version) FTW!

"Your Princess is in Another Castle."

At 2/24/08 06:47 PM, skemmtun wrote:

At 2/24/08 06:33 PM, Lagatag wrote:

At 2/24/08 06:32 PM, skemmtun wrote:

At 2/24/08 06:31 PM, Lagatag wrote: I'd wear gloves

They'd turn into skittles.

Not if I was wearing gloves when I touched them

How are you gonna do that?

duh, wear gloves made from skittles

Huff
Dead Like Me
Veronica Mars

Take a pic of her nude, write Newgrounds on her stomach, and have her hold up today's newspaper, with you next to her giving a thumbs up.....or it didn't happen.

At 2/26/08 03:30 AM, Sekhem wrote:

At 2/26/08 03:28 AM, LastSpartan wrote:

At 2/26/08 03:23 AM, Sekhem wrote: all of the starter pokemon are shit to be honest

Except Zapdos. Zapdos rapes all.

err zapdos isn't a starter pokemon

If you are a legendary trainer they are.

Guy: Are you Jamaican?

Blk Girl: no, why?

Guy: Because you're black...

What about every item of food you see at the store will eventually become shit.