At 5/26/09 11:33 AM, Sawke wrote:

:But how hard is it to stop and get flowers on a random day? it's not as if she'll start throwing up unless she's horribly allergic. If anything it'll keep her more in love with you.

Because sometimes changing yourself, your appearence, how you speak, what you say, who you say it to, sometimes going to a job you hate 9 till 5 just for her, sometimes compromising your beliefs, your ideas, your friends, your time, your sexual drives, your attitudes SHOULD BE ENOUGH! Oh and go buy her flowers, then next week when you don't, it's like you've never bought her any in the first place. You have to keep this shit up day after day, don't bother, keep their expectations low, that way when you do do something, it's like fucking christmas.

If you still believe in romance, you have never been in love.

http://www.fxuk.com/series/breaking-bad/
videos

Does anybody know the song to the trailer called "chemistry" please? I'm just wondering, the song's caught my ear and I've searched far and wide to find it out but it seems no one's very interested in that particular trailer of the show.

Anyway, yes I've used google, and youtube, and a series of forums. I'm not asking you to go out of your way and do my work for me. I just want to know if anyone knows or recognises that song, or could even point me to any other trailers it's in?

Thank you.

At 9/6/08 07:13 AM, ParadoxSaint wrote: I would never cheat :(
I'm too much of a hopeless romantic.

What this guy said. Except my balls would probably melt from disgust at me and I'd die a little inside. I hate doing the right thing.

Let's point out some other atrocities to put this into comparison:

The butchering of babies in Ireland by the British.

The holocaust (who needs other details?)

Vietnam war, - 3 million vietnamese dead, and these weren't soldiers... women and children.

The slave trade. (Britain AND America)

And I'm sure the Iraq war is getting quite the body count. And yea I know, we aren't raping and killing women. We're not shooting children or tying up prisoners and pissing on them...

Oh wait, we are! Damn...

I pointed these out because it's so easy to look back and point fingers at certain countries. But it's in the past and we western countries have done things that put that to shame.

At 5/29/08 08:38 PM, Unfortunatewinner88 wrote: If you want to see how much dope it takes to kill you...look at Bob Marley.
Marijuana is definetly healthier as Mr. Marley died because he smoked at least a few bricks a day.

My case and point, your honor.

You know too much water can drown you? And that a high enough intake of O2 can also kill you...

So since a man died from smoking too much dope... according to your logic... that makes it bad. Along with O2 and Water.

Oh wait... that's why it's called TOO MUCH! Dope isn't harmful providing your IQ exceeds double digits, if you smoke a brick of the shit every day for 20 years then it will mess with you! Right up there with if you drink a gallon of freakin' neat vodka. Or watch TV straight for 52 hours. Or drink 30 gallons of water, causing kidney damage!

The government pulls this shit all the time, "there are some people who smoked 9000 tons of weed a day and have mild schizophrenia... that's proof it's bad for you". Ffs! You smoke that much of anything and it'll give you mild schizophrenia and a dose of death. They don't mention the thousands who die from tobacco or alcohol... no! Because as long as dumbasses keep thinking that weed is the anti-christ then the government will be happy to keep feeding them bullshit saying so.

-One million, nine hundred and eighty two thousand and six hundred and thirteen.
-One million, nine hundred and eighty two thousand and six hundred and twelve.
-One million, nine hundred and eighty two thousand and six hundred and eleven.
-One million, nine hundred and eighty two thousand and six hundred and ten.
-One million, nine hundred and eighty two thousand and six hundred and nine.

Uwe boll himself has said that it would take a million signatures on this petition to get him to stop making video game to movie adaptions. It's at 18000 and I'm just going to say this,

it's your freakin' duty to stop this guy right now.

STOP UWE BOLL!!

For the unitiated this guy ruined House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark,BloodRayne, BloodRayne II, In the Name of the King, Postal and Far Cry. RUINED THEM....

At 4/3/08 01:05 PM, Tea wrote: LOL EMO!

Proof of evolution. If this isn't the missing link, what is?

Stupid girls are a precious commodity... without them pregancy rates would drop to critical levels and I think all males appreciate their vital role in society.

Geeky twats with no lives, however, are plentiful and lack any use other than practice for larger bullies.

You've failed.

At 3/24/08 08:41 AM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote: Atoms are created through super novas. When a star dies.

/end thread

Hardly.... atoms aren't created in super novas. Nuclear fusion occurs where under the intense conditions of a supernova 2 hydrogen atoms form to make 1 helium atom. And then 2 helium atoms join to form denser elements. However the overall mass is the same.

The law of conservation of matter states that there has always been the EXACT same amount of matter in the universe. You can not create matter or destroy, merely change its form from one thing to another. You can not create an atom.... and if you did it would be from bits of other atoms, meaning the overall total amount of matter would remain the same.

You can't make an atom from scratch however.... it just doesn't work like that.

They're all pretty damn funny. I never knew newgrounds had shit this funny....

I need to lurk moar.

At 3/21/08 08:26 AM, Kalibur wrote: It says In Florida. He could file charges elsewhere in the states.

But it's at least a sign that he isn't taken seriously by the government, and that he is as insane as we gamers thought.

Someone just got owned:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/vie w/82525-Jack-Thompson-SanctionedHe can no longer be a pain in the ass!

....sweet.

At 12/27/07 12:14 AM, Billtog wrote: I hope no one takes this the wrong way, but I think it's because if they only drew Japanese-looking people, they would all look too much alike. They'd all have black hair and brown eyes, which would put serious strain on the artists to make every person look unique. In real life this isn't a problem, obviously. But in animation, it's much easier to tell someone apart if they have purple hair and red eyes.

You can have red, brown and black haired asians. All I've never seen is blond... Also the "look alike" phenomena is a result of our environment, the human psyche when raised in western culture places the emphasise on nose and lips to distinguish individuals, whereas they've found in other cultures the emphasise can be on head shape, or lips, or cheek bones and etc.

In some cultures... we all look alike.

As for anime and pale white characters? I dunno, have a look into Japanese culture for the answer to that one.

And as for everyone wanting to be American? No thanks, you're about to become the economic bitches of China and India...

One last point... why is it that you assume being white is synonymous with being American?

Worst game I've played :\ I recently Blacksite Area 51.... that was just fucking criminal ¬¬

I tend to research my games heavily before I blow £40 on 'em so I avoid playing awful ones. Although Kotor2 stuck in my head as a major turd, it's good to other people but I just hate everything about it. I'm not denying it's a good game, but I just hate it with all my heart, all my mind and all my soul.

Two worlds? That sucked beyond all and any belief.... any game with the word "ye" and still takes itself seriously must blow.

Some form of interactive wii porn :\

Because someone needs to educate the youth, and I just don't think Rockstar are doing a good enough job anymore - fuck you Jack Thompson - and with Postal 3 seeming so far away the youth may actually be verging on sanity.

Because we all know it's games that turn kids into killers and rapists...

...nothing else.

Back to the point.... interactive wii porn anyone? Multiplayer...? co-op...? Hell why hasn't this been done!?

But I gave gave first aid to a girl today so I win.

I made a girl need first aid today so I lose.

No my friend, you win.

Epic win.

At 3/1/08 02:12 AM, Skybolt-DX wrote: Fuckin' 300.

Not as awesome....

It is when you say it as three-fuckin'-hundred.

Also this is genius.

At 2/28/08 02:54 PM, EvilJesus wrote: It does but it feels like a good falling felling, relaxing more than anything and i'm able to make last for about 5 minutes then i kinda lose it and come back to reality, i used to be able to do it just by lying on with my eyes open, without trying to sleep and it does it, but now i need soft music to help achieve it.
It's well worth it though.

We're on about something else mate, this thing isn't relaxing and there's no 5 minute business. It's a jolt, your mind thinks you're falling in the sense of tripping over or losing your footing. Not free falling towards the ground and obviously your reflex when you trip is sudden and automatic. That's what this is. Sounds like what you've got there is a gift from God... all I get from sleeping is a hard on and nightmares.

The falling thing is quite fucking irritating if you ask me... sometimes I'm just nodding off and then BAM I'm up again. Cats and babies get it too btw, I don't know the science of it but the last two I've been witness to. The cats doing it is fucking hysterical.

At 2/10/08 03:19 AM, VigorBalloon wrote: Isn't this awesome?

The internet is crying....

Chuck Norris is officially the gayest thing since scientology.

Rambo > Chuck Norris.

Time > Rambo.

At 1/21/08 06:32 AM, TheGrimBlammer wrote: Resident evil games, dead rising and that game where you are two half naked chicks with big ass weapons fighting zombies with superpowers (can´t remember the name sorry).

Sounds like it shouldn't be too hard to find javascript:MakeSmileySelection(15);
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Erm, zombie games I like? Postal 2 with the expansion pack. First person, loads of good weapons, epic amount of zombies, dismemberment and they were hardcore romero zombies. Just wouldn't stop until you shot the head.

There aren't many games around that actually offered the true zombie experience, with a few fan downloaded maps and the expansion pack postal 2 did it perfectly. Dead rising would also do it, except the save system trashed the game for me.

Left4dead is looking good too, and I can't wait for romero's city of the dead game. It's only been announced though, there's nothing to actually look at in terms of gameplay : S

Nobody mention Vietnam!

Guerilla warfare > America.

And George Bush shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.... seriously those genes will come back to haunt us!

All of us....

At 12/24/07 03:32 PM, sonickles wrote: I'm fucking sick and tired of everyone saying happy Christmas! It's merry Christmas you stupid bastards! Why the fuck do you say HAPPY christmas when you know damn well it's MERRY Christmas. Every time someone wishes me a happy Christmas, I just want to fucking slap them and fap in their fucking faces!

What's next; merry new year!

GOD!

Congratulations, you've won the prize of dignity, intelligence understanding and wit..... NOT!

Great success.

Anything beginning with 'i'.

iPods etc.

The sims 2 must die. It's outlived it's usefulness..... expansion packs make it so much worse.

At 12/18/07 03:17 PM, DaveMan-CI wrote: Jade goody has to get a mention here.

I concur.

Also Kerry Katona.

At 12/18/07 12:36 PM, madknt wrote: Another boring 3 and a half hour "epic" for me to fall asleep in the first 15 minutes of?
oh my, I can't wait!
lord of the rings sucked, this won't be any different.

I'M NOT ALONE, OH THANK GOD I'M NOT ALONE!! I feel like Robert Neville when he saw that girl in I am Legend.

The only lord of the rings movie that kept me awake was the two towers one. The others were mediocre, at best! I hate fantasy movies, I hate them with avengence! For something called "fantasy" all of them have no fucking imagination! Oooh dragons, oooh elves, oooh magic, ooh prophecy, oooh special person who saves realm.

Oooh my god damned ass!

When the guy comes out with a ten inch dick, and your girlfriend goes, "Hmm.... that's tiny... I thought for a paid proffesional it'd be bigger"

Bought it in game. Was gonna get it by steam but steam is pissing me off lately. SEVENTY DOLLARS for a game, for the same price I can get a bug free physical copy with a manual.

SEVENTY DOLLARS!! Jesus, I know it's not their fault and that I should blame EA. But still....

Anyways, I got it and it is amaaazing. So much fun to play, and I'm got crysis today. Crysis is pretty fucking cool too, although it has some irritating little details.

Oh yeah, my only criticism of COD4.... You're called "soap"!! I can not take it seriously when I'm being called soap XD Why not deathmachine... or tank or some cool name. No...I get called that slippery thing that always escapes your hand when you're in the shower.

The fact I can't find it is causing me to want to scream. If anyone would care to end my suffering, I've googled "psalm of darkness" into a coma. If anyone could even tell me it's origins, because Jesus is it hard to find. Or knowing me it's blatantly easy and I can't find it.

It's also used in either faust episode 6 or 7. Right at the end....

If you could help me I'd be very thankful. Thanks :)