61 Forum Posts by "HaiKewl"
It's Sam's birthday now
She's twenty years older
Than someone unborn
Haiku of myself
Something i can do myself
We aren't all stupid
She's hiding her face
Her head is all I can see
Look at the camera
the topic is gone
only through deletion would
it become legend
Escape found in flames
Burn the horrible paper
Document is gone
Anger is weakness.
Calm, strong and beautiful, is
persistent success.
I know such boredom
Yet you are all idiots
only four haikus
The next ten people
to post something with substance
will get a haiku
At 7/8/06 08:15 PM, Warrickneff wrote: I am honestly fairly impressed at the commitment HaiKewl has shown.
Keeping up with doing that for every post must be tricky.
There is no tricky
It comes to me with great ease
haikewl is no alt
At 7/8/06 06:14 PM, SephirothX03 wrote: all im really trying to say is im tired of all the pointless and shitty threads that are mostly created by lvl 1s that have just joined newgrounds and have never posted on the bbs before, its getting quite tiresome.
Tiresome is when
little boys think they know what's
best for everyone
Private Messaging
There I am able to speak
No haiku boundary
At 7/8/06 05:59 PM, SephirothX03 wrote: why is a lvl 1 creating a thread
Why are you flaming?
I could be an alt or you
could be a dumb shit.
Tighty Whities or
colored shorts either way I'm
not wearing any
draw me with a pen
black ink dotted perfection
a likeness of me
I mean use your mind
The BBS is a way
to express yourself
At 7/5/06 12:46 AM, DredZeppelin wrote: I find this topic
to be incredibly dumb
go fuck yourself, jeff
I'm sorry you feel
so negatively about
the art of haiku
At 7/5/06 02:53 PM, -Edd- wrote: That Haiku sucked.
Hey you little boy
you are thirteen years old so
please shut your damn mouth
Pirate rough and tough
Ninja stealthy and deadly
Ninja wins hands down
Vowels are just as
necessary for speaking
as consonants are.
At 7/4/06 12:26 AM, PelvicThrusters wrote: So Five syllables?
Followed by seven more?
It is just madness!
Madness it is not.
For structure is the art of
haiku poetry.
At 7/2/06 12:11 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Great alt, declares I
I applaud your valiant work
Keep it up, Haikewl
Proud of Ashford and
noble, too. Enjoy my poems?
I'm happy you do.
At 7/2/06 12:11 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Great alt, declares I
I applaud your valiant work
Keep it up, Haikewl
An alt I am not
The forums need a poet
It is my purpose
Alts it seems these days
are dull Pointless posts stupid
and attention whores
At 7/2/06 12:56 PM, Babiegrl0809 wrote: How do you dooo that? It takes me forever to write haikus. I wrote a haiku once about an apple farm... it was the gayest thing you could ever see it was like
The apples surround
me like a prison always
they laugh at the trapped
GAY!
A noble effort
but words cannot be gay. They
come to me quickly.
Peppered bacon is
the most delicious when put
on chicken sandwich.
Boobs, like babies, grow
on women. On a man, both
are unnatural.
I am not an alt.
I lurked, like a shadow, till
the timing was right.
At 7/1/06 10:10 PM, machchunk wrote: In fact, this whole thead is forum gold.
Forum gold, it just
might be. I'm glad that you like
my thread you machchunk.
At 7/1/06 10:26 PM, Lime1987 wrote: hey HaiKewl know what your name should be Hailame
That's a fine insult.
I imagine it took you
long to think it up?
