At 10/29/09 11:41 AM, DumbassDude wrote:

At 10/29/09 11:34 AM, physicsman09 wrote: Aliens have never visited this planet, or us.

How can you possibly know that?

while I believe in life outside of this world, I do question the intellegence. Just because they're aliens doesn't mean they're millions of years ahead of us (also foolish to not believe that any is as intellegent or moreso than us.

Honestly if we actually do encounter a alien race of some sort, I would be interested in the research they learned when they were as advanced as us and whether it's because they're planet existed before us, a better structured system based on knowledge, or know things we don't know and vice-versa (if they can come here alone, would definately be suffice to say they are more advanced by 100 years, could also be sufficient to counter argu that we would be up to 1000 years ahead of our own time if religion wasn't attempting to block science.

At 10/19/09 12:23 PM, Bendt wrote: HA-HA!

I lead you into my hole.

Now what shall I do to you?

Well first we can come out of your hole, then run back into your hole and... we can see what we can do from there alright?

Wait a second, is the baby alive after being in a bin liner?

IT'S A MIRACLE FROM GOD!

I think I'm going to start changing my life, not doing anymore drugs, and actually make something from myself!

Praise Jesus!

Inb4 "Honey I'm pregnat"

And then shit will hit the roof my friend ;)

At 10/19/09 10:09 AM, ironhorse187 wrote: What lies in between your penis? Is it a cob-web filled void, an eclectic pulsating mass of goo? In between my penis is a puddle of green mush that used to be a brain, but over the years of pot abuse it just liquidated itself.

Thus the proof that anything can be 100x funnier just by replacing a noun that's repeated with penis.

At 10/19/09 02:35 AM, MemoryCard wrote: Now that I think about it, last time I went to a doctor he told me that normal toothpaste and mouthwash could actually break apart my teeth from being so weak. Could this be what he was talking about?

Jesus, this is fucking mortifying.

Well obviously your turning into a female whore, because I have some pics saved in my folder of this girl naked. Which makes me curious why you have a stripper as your contact id pic?

At 10/19/09 07:51 AM, HighWayStar365 wrote: It sort of sounds like a gargling sound and it concerns me. Other times it makes sounds like its farting, which is actually really funny.

The bad part is that it is making these noises even when I'm not breathing through my nose. I'm not sure if others can hear the noises, but I don't want to find out.

Any help to make the noises go away?

You should kill your parents and worship jesus, I heard dem gargling sounds in your nose is a sign that your turning into a jew.

If it's only been a few days, you can also get a jew-shot from your local nazi station.

At 10/12/09 02:57 PM, ertysproductions wrote: I'm going out as the grim raper!

Not the grim sweeper?

BTW: Haunted trail at my friends house, so I'm probably going to be a mentally insane prisoner with some blood around me.

:3 and I can pull out the insane act since I learned from you guys

At 10/2/09 07:50 AM, Urban-Pacman wrote: Google Search of Tiananmen Square. - 1,550,000 results

Google(China) search if Tiananmen Square. - 1,580 results

China's search conveniently neglects that over 10,000 people died .
(^-^)WOow.!.

Looks like plenty of newgrounds tried the 4chan euphoria technique.

PS: I put into the chinese google the chinese word for tiananmen square instead of english and got over 9 million results almost 10kk

At 10/11/09 07:07 PM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: Politicians don't seem to get the real reason America is so stupid. Most of the kids I'm around don't give a flying fuck whether they graduate or not. If kids don't want to be educated, no amount of instructional hours is going to change that. It's more likely that a longer school day just makes those people less inclined to pay attention in the first place.

School doesn't need to be changed, just the attitude towards school.

Excactly, therefore I say anyone who isn't wanting to learn from school to gtfo (aka no law against parents allowing their children skip school).

Now it alllll make sense now

I do agree, but then again to deserve a legitimate capital punishment, usually have to do a capital crime such as killing someone in the first place.

The thing I don't get is when they punish people who defends themselves. (Which is arguable to say in what stance is considered "self defense" but that guy attacks you, I don't care if you kill him.

At 10/8/09 08:28 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: I agree with you, government is a necessary evil that needs to be locked in a steel cage with high-security so it doesn't run rampant.

BUT, Adam Smith said one of the three jobs government should have is to protect it's people from outside forces that want to harm them

and build publics projects and police the public, those too

So if protecting the people is the core responsibility of the government, what would happen if some random nuclear-nation nation decided to DDoS our defense grid before blowing us to Kingdom Cum? We'd have no counter-measures to meet that threat, and we'd all be doomed.

There's my argument. Cross-examine if you please.

FYI there is a very good way to do this without control of the websites we go on.

It is called...

wait for it...

wait for it...

wait for it...

OMG NOT CONNECTING VITAL INFORMATION TO THE INTERNET YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Counter argument complete, now i may enjoy watching everyone else jump off a cliff as I sit here on the computer.

Mmmm you touch my tralala

At 10/9/09 01:00 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: I've made a thread a while back, and obviously everything went just as planned for the ever so predictable Newgrounds users.

Anyways, my point is that why is it that the carnivores on the net always feels like as if their diet is threatened when a vegetarian/vegan/peta thread comes along? I think it's just silly, and somewhat cute. Here are the things you will most likely expect, in a case such as a troll announces that he will turn into a vegetarian: Carnivores posting pictures of hamburgers, talk about it's last meal/what it's eating right now/will eat later, talking about how vegetarians won't get enough protein, and that it's not natural(lol christfag argument).

Don't worry guiz, you still take up most of the world, good day.

What do you know? I can post a picture of a hamburger too.

Because the shit vegetarians eat is shit and as I said there and i'll say here I'd rather live a short life without restrictions than live a long life yet experience so little.

I'd rather be deaf than to listen the bitching and moaning of the world around me. I hate everyone around me since they're bunch of morons. Looking to my right I see 3 myspace users and behind me... woman complaining whose 21 years old to her husband about her 5 year old child. and to my right... bunch of people talking like they're gangsta... yea I'd rather be deaf than to listen to them.

At 10/9/09 12:56 PM, MercatorMap wrote:

At 10/9/09 12:51 PM, michelinman wrote: The reason he was given award was for his "efforts" in promoting nuclear disarmament in the Middle East. What the committee didn't take into consideration was the fact that the Middle East doesn't think he's any different then Bush as far as foreign policy, and they're right as fuck. See?

Because it's feasible to drastically change the mission/objective of over 100,000 US military personnel in a matter of months without having serious logistical/morale/administrative issues.

Quoted for truth. Seriously, I don't like obama at all, but it is not possible at all to withdraw all troops at once, though I don't agree with Obamas policy. I think we should either send the appropriate amount of troops that's recommended or tell those soldiers that the war is over and begin a gradual withdrawel of troops. Please ffs I hope obama doesn't continue the war, but in half-ass mode because it's only going to prolong the war, cause more casualties, and ultimately it will be all for naught.

At 10/9/09 11:37 AM, gumOnShoe wrote: Ummm... what?

No, I really did try to understand that, but I couldn't and as it was in response to me I feel compelled to ask how my idea is related to whatever it was you wrote there.

Absolutely nothing, ment it to be about first post. Your post I agreed with and have no added comment and apologize for making you think that by quotting you :P.

Sorry to double post, but think, with poverty comes crime. If someone is forced to steal so they can survive, does it really matter about the rules than? Just like if I was stranded in the woods and killed a bald eagle so I can survive off it.

At 10/9/09 06:37 AM, RP207 wrote: Often times I notice the debate between the left and the right comes down to this issue, is giving welfare good or bad? Should we take money from someone who earned them by work and give them to someone who didnt? Or should we leave it all to private charity?

Basically there's a bunch of approaches I came across, ranging from 'taxes are evil!' to 'that doctor guy earning more than me is a crook!'. To say it simply, differences in wealth tend to be caused in differences in talents, heritage, opportunity and so on... because everyone has different abilities, you can't have everyone equally rich or contributing to society.

As for more of my view on the issue:
From my studies on the subject I noticed this: in democratic society, it is difficult for someone to participate in politics (watch it, vote and so on) when your basic needs are not meant: if you dont have enough money to eat, you'll not really care much about the political debates. Same way, having no access to media, you might not even have much opportunity to watch politics at all. As we realize, democracy is not possible without participation from the side of the electorate, thus: what to do? The thought is perhaps giving some basic needs to the poor to keep them from extreme poverty might be useful for everyone in the society in the long run: poor people are more likely to be motivated to criminal activity, will less participate in political life, will have less opportunity to qualify themselves (and thus be of better benefit to everyone) and more likely to be manipulated through promises of having their basic needs met.

All of these dangers are eliminated in modern society through simple redistribution of wealth, not to mention such action tends to create a bond of 'solidarity' within the community, But I also realize the problems, the fact it drains the economy of the state, allows abuse by the lazy and so on. So I ask for your thoughts on the subject.

Whether or not it's good, it's taking money from someone who has plenty and giving it to people needing it whether they deserve it or not. Considering 10 people will spend $100 faster than 1 person spending $1000, then it's good for the governments wallet.

Though personally, I think there needs to be government programs which gives money for people to earn degrees/support them and those who are working but not making enough rather than the morons who sit on their ass all day rotting.

At 10/9/09 10:36 AM, gumOnShoe wrote:

At 10/9/09 10:08 AM, Proteas wrote: Of course, I am sure that no one is more shocked over this revelation than the other people who were nominated for the price. Let's take a look... oh, Nikolas Sarkozy was nominated, as well as 200 other people. I bet they're shocked this morning. :-\

Funny thing is that if any one of them protested, which they wouldn't, then they'd be causing strife. Too even acknowledge that the system is bad is likely to "disqualify" anyone who wants the award.

Really? REALLY? How much of a piece of crap is this?!? This sucks more than al gore with his global warming ideas getting the nobel peace prize. Before you know it we're going to turn the constitution, roll it, and have the worlds most expensive cigar with it. Next we'll elect the Arnold Swarzenblahblah as president because hey, he'll be the worlds first non-american born citizen! Then, I can imagine the next part being a lil like this movie...

At 10/6/09 05:51 PM, fatape wrote:

Meh, I think they're scums, but meh prostitution should be legal imo.

At 10/7/09 07:40 PM, AndrewGlisson13 wrote: How do you think your parents would react if they saw your newgrounds userpage? Would they freak out? Would they ground you for a year? Or do you think they would just not care?

My parents would probably be mad as fuck. I'm not entirely sure what they would do, but I am sure that I don't want to find out :P

lol my parents seeing my userpage would be the least of my worries compared to my inbox at some other sites...

At 10/8/09 10:07 PM, reverend wrote: You can, but I wouldn't because all it does is make you look like a whiner. Example

Accept your ban and move on.

Meh, have no problems with mods really. Sometimes I get my posts ban, but meh that's because I'm either being a wise-ass or I purposely make my topic stupid (trying to make lulz quality but randomness != good post I guess). Either way, the posts are only getting deleted and the mods aren't as bad with banning as last year (my god it was horrible D:) so now I think only those who are just being plain spammy is getting banned.

At 10/8/09 09:10 PM, porkybacon wrote: Dude, I'm sick and tired of people saying Micheal Jackson will on in all of us. WE WON'T. For one thing, I don't think who hangs a baby out a window diserves reconition. Plus, Theyre making a Movie of his Concert that NEVER happened! What the hell, man!?

Coming up next: A 2 month broadcast coming from every radio station/television news network about how great brittany spears was when she dies next week.

At 10/8/09 08:52 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: With the exception of stuff that would attract attention from the FBI / police, you can put whatever you like on your userpage blog. Forum rules only apply to the forums, nowhere else.

Wow I never knew that, how srs we are when putting bans in sigs/posts I'd think someone would call the waAAAAAaaaaambulance if they see someone posting a ban notice on their blog

well judging by the fact that the moon has no heat to evaporate the water in the first place...

Are you allowed to post ban messages in your blog? I know it's illegal in forums/sig but I've been curious about this.

Is it wrong for me to say that chick on 13 floors webpage was actually kind of hot?

I think i'll spring a boner in the house more than get scared

At 10/8/09 07:58 PM, Davidson13 wrote: I'm going to a costume party on Halloween and I've decided I'm going to dress up like a Spartan from 300. Hopefully its not too cold that day.

Anybody else trick-or-treating?

So basically your going to dress like a gay guy?

congrats?

At 10/8/09 07:04 PM, Skwurll wrote: This thread is getting derailed fast.

How much did your knife cost? If it has a warranty, then get it fixed, if it doesn't buy a new one, they're pretty cheap.

I think there's some decent trainers here.

Honestly, why do people have butterfly knives though? A knife should have 2 things a handle and a blade otherwise just like your scenario, it breaks.

i have 3 knives, 1 stainless steel switchblade, 1 carbon steel blade, and a ceramic knife that I have gotten on airplanes before with (for self defense of course otherwise I'd already be getting butt-fucked next to sirtom lol)