Girls just flirt like that because they can get away with it. That is exactly what this girl at my school does, even though she usually has a boyfriend. Unfortunately for her, doing that comes with the nickname "whore".

All I smoke is weed. I hope I never touch cigarettes though, I don't like the idea of addiction.

Damn, the only thing my friend had to do to make me spaz out was hold his phone up in the air. At first h threatened to take a picture, the next 3 or 4 times, I flinched when he held his hand up.

I hate when my mom doesn't throw away expired food and I eat it on accident.

I hate when my cat pukes in a less-than-visible spot on the carpet and I step on it.

I hate when my sister says "cool beans".

I hate when I get diarrhea at 1am.

Put these into one and you've got what I hate most.

At 10/4/09 04:42 PM, therealanimator wrote: laxative overdose.

This is the only one I laughed at.

The way I see it, if there were a zombie apocalypse, it would be like a giant game of tag. It sounds fun too. Just think, the whole world is the playing field and even though we'll all be running from our own demise, it will still be loads of fun!

Zombie: Uuuuuooargh! You're it.

Human relationships are cause of a lack of self-reliance. If we can't do things on our own, we need someone to do them with or for us.

I would make friends with hobos and adopt their undefined way of life.

I'll super glue my face to the wall after leaving the oven on its highest temperature with a gallon of gasoline in it. Doing this, I'll either die in a fiery explosion, have my face ripped off trying to escape from a fiery death and bleed to death instead, or rip my face off and then right before I turn the oven off, have the gasoline explode and incinerate me.

At 9/30/09 06:53 PM, zombiemaster69 wrote:

At 9/30/09 06:43 PM, HAHABUSBOY wrote: Wow, I have to say you are so good at that you deserve a medal. How about a cool looking magnet? And we'll put it riiiiiiight there on the fridge too!

really? lol

Sure, why not?

At 9/30/09 06:42 PM, zombiemaster69 wrote:

At 9/30/09 05:17 PM, evan210 wrote: .yltneulf sdrawkcab epyt nac I esuaceB

becuase i can type backwards fluently

Wow, I have to say you are so good at that you deserve a medal. How about a cool looking magnet? And we'll put it riiiiiiight there on the fridge too!

You should let me out because I drew you a picture of Fallout 3!

Hell no. This video is not fucked up. The one where the retarded black man is beaten to death is. "Jesus Taught Me". THAT is fucked up good sir.

I would create a massive galactic chicken so that when I feed it some massive galactic soda, it won't be able to burp and make a massive galactic explosion capable of taking out a (1) universe.

It might be a porno.

I don't need god's love.

I was carelessly eating cherry-flavored plums out of a bag I found in my fridge when I decided to look at what I was eating and saw a whole bunch of mold all over them. They really did not taste that bad.

In my middle school we had a thing called P.R.I.D.E. (Personal Responsibility in Daily Expectations). Basically, if you were tardy, were missing any materials (pencils, paper, etc.), or didn't do your homework, you recieved 45 minutes after school (for every day you do these things) "study hall". If you missed that, you go to do it on Saturday. But now that I'm in highschool, I'M FUCKING FREE OF THAT SHIT. And no, I've never gotten an actual detention.

At 9/7/09 10:18 PM, Drildo wrote:

At 9/7/09 10:16 PM, Curth wrote:

At 9/7/09 10:15 PM, HAHABUSBOY wrote: ass bacon

Ill pass on that ass bacon

I feel stupid because i laughed at that for like 5 min straight.

I did too. But seriously, ass bacon would be all fatty I would think.

I fold. Crumpling it makes it feel like I have to dab my ass with it to get the full effect.

NG: (no relation)

Seriously, I just made a huge ass bacon sandwich which was 10 pieces of bacon on a hotdog bun. It was like delicious, artery clogging sex in my mouth.

Any of you have deli-related mouth sex lately?

I'm currently trying to sell my guitar after 4 years of lessons that never paid off.

At 8/29/09 08:30 PM, HomosexualZombie wrote: You guys stole it from /b/ in the first place dumbass.

Ruh-roh Raggy.

I sit down when I pee.

I have to say that "Into the Wild" was a pretty good movie. A bit sad, but still fuckin' sweet.

What do I want in life? I want some Cillit Bang. I really want to see if it removes lime scale, rust, and ground in dirt.

Recently, I discovered that if I yawn very hard, I get very light-headed, I become somewhat paralyzed, and I feel really fucking awesome.

So, what else is there to do besides just live with it? Make games.

My favorite game is called "How far can I walk down my hallway before passing out and slamming my head on something particularly solid and sharp". My high score is like 20 feet. Preeeeetty awesome. It's also kind of trippy, as in sometimes I'll just feel so awesome, I just spaz out on my couch.

Just thought I would share this new thing I call a skill with you.

Fuck Criss Angel and his damn 'New-Age' nonsensical jibberish!

BAAACONNNN!

No silly, they're Beggin' Strips.

Fuck shaving all the time. Just go with the fro and shave before sex. That's my philosophy.

The only thing zombies/this thread make(s) me think about is my friend's preparation for the "zombie invasion". Apparently he's going to build a vault like the ones from Fallout, which I'm guessing will be Vault 69.