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people who want sex changes hope that when they have the surgery that they will look like a real girl, when it turns out almost every time it turns out to look like micheal jackson with a mutilated penis. sex change operations are fucking scary. well, i mean, it turns the people in to fucking scary people. Homosexuality i support, i dont encourage homosexuality, but i support it. :P but sex changes... im totally against that. ;-;

At 2/25/09 06:00 PM, studmuffin7 wrote: Like most of the commentary in this forum that was explosively inflammatory and uncalled for. I have no need to convince you of anything. God knows the truth, I know the truth...who cares what vulgar insinuations you try to make against me to distract from the real issue at hand. And your comment about "fapping to my Bible" is woefully offensive. I'm not kidding, if I knew for sure where you lived I would give you quite the lashing for that one, it was exceedingly uncalled for! You are lucky your parents don't hear you speaking like this.

As for the whole of Newgrounds, I have tried reasoning with you in the past and found only blasphemy. Blasphemy beyond my imagination. I tried to warn others that the only possibilities after you die are Heaven and Hell. It does not matter what culture you are from or what you believe, that is the truth. Just as surely as 4 + 4 = 8 and the sun will set again, it is only Heaven or Hell. How can people put more emphasis on enjoying this short life than on preparing for eternity?!?

Perhaps you have all been seduced by Satan and unable to comprehend the long term peril you are putting yourselves in. I want to help you. I want to save the unsaved. But there is a limit to how much blasphemy I can tolerate. I bid you ado.

Haha what the fuck? YOUR the people that should be in prison. Youd beat your daughter or son to death until they couldnt move if they were gay, which is child abuse. YOud take away their bed, every privilege, and regard them as not part of your family. yet if they commited murder, youd always be there for them. What is wrong with you? I believe there is a god, but i believe that god made us who we are for a reason:To choose our fate for ourselves, if a gay man is gay, but he believes in god, but not that god wants him to be straight, and that gay man fights to save lives, helps cats stuck in trees, and would sacrafice his life for a crippled boy crossing the street while a bus is about to plow him into the ground, would that man be damned to hell? I mean, using your logic of COURSE he would, considering he saved people only because hes a SELFISH GAY WHO CANNOT OVERCOME HIS TEMPTATIONS TO SIN! (scarcasm) So how about this, go live in a country like china or somewhere in africa or middle-east, where its allowed to force your religion onto others, but get out of america, where you try to kill gays and such because they dont follow your crippled belief system.

As for christians, it depends. Sarah Palin is a dumbass, aka her interview with Katie:
"So, Ms. Palin, I hope you dont mind me asking this but, say if your 15 year old daughter was raped by a 26 year old man, if it was your choice, she shouldnt be allowed to have an abortion?"

"Why yes of course Katie! She should definately choose the choice of liiife, not death! Because she has this pristine oportunity to create a life and save a soul!"

Is it just me or is that seriousely fucked up. Giving childbirth kills women who are in their 30's, not to mention a small 15 year old girl. My point here is that religion turns people into idiots and makes themselves their own little fantasy world where they roleplay as saints roaming around saving lives and hungry souls that need to be "saved" from the devil. All religions besides Buddhism turns people into raving dumbasses. (im not saying im buddhism.) Christians worship a god and give their money onto a silver plate which they somehow believe is a worshipping to god.

Also, they dont believe in abortions, which are actually great if a couple has an accident and didnt notice the condom broke and such... and is way better to have an abortion than to have a child which you cant afford, lose your home, and all of you cant get a job, beg for money, and struggle to stay alive. The fuck is wrong with abortion? The children's brains havent even developted yet. at the stage the children are at, its like killing 50000 cells, which practically 25,000 cells are removed during circumsision even.
Christians also do circumsisions, which is wrong. the male foreskin contains so many nerve endings that give off so much more pleasure, and is perhaps the most pleasurable part of the male shaft, considering it has the most nerve endings. Not only that, but its there for a reason. It protects bacteria and such from entering the male urethra and spreading disease etc. it serves as a guard.
One more thing for christians:Worship. God didnt put us here to worship him, he put us here to live our damn lives, hes a humble being that doesnt expect praise and worship, because he knows we already thank him for that. we dont need to show our worship by wasting the precious time we have here on earth. as for heaven and hell, if you are filled with hate, and want to do bad unto others, then hell for you, but as i said before, say if your a lesbian, but your nice to everyone, everything, donate to charities, save lives, do volunteer work etc. you go to heaven... hell if your just a gay or les thats optimistic youll go to heaven. But if your twisted and sick, and kill children and murder women, then probabley hell. Les or gay doesnt affect if you go to heaven or hell... if your a christian believer like muffinstud7, (hes an extremely strong heavy christian believer) youll go to hell, because you want to do wrong unto others, to make others miserable, to scare lesbians and gays, and lie to get facts about homosexuality across.

Jewish people? ;-; The no killing other animals thing is ok i guess, considering its more of a peacefull thing, but the entire orthodox jewish and stuff with the strict religion and stuff, thats odd. and Shabbath (The day of rest) is friday sundown to saturday sundown, and is a weekly ritual where the Jew can NOT touch, look at, listen to, or acknowledge electricity, fire, anything thats fire. so they cant watch tv, cant turn any lights on to go into the bathroom, cant open the fridge because of the fridge-light, cannot listen to electronics, cannot drive, cannot destroy (so they cant tear their own toilet paper during shabbath) also, they can not 'Create' so they cant use a pencil to write anything, because then thatd be 'creating an inscription' they can not erase either. so basically, I'm my sisters' fucking slave every friday and saturday. (my sister is white, but she converted.) I have to tape the fridge light down, leave all the lights on, tear her toilet paper for her before shabbath, light like 5,000 candles, not use any electronics that she might hear, cook her dinner for her, and stop whatever im doing to entertain her because she bitches at me because she wants to do something like play a godamn boardgame. Now i honestly think that noone should have to put up with that.

Anyways, ima stop here for now... Whew. wow, characters remaining:1,306

I'm not quite sure I understand what you're saying here. Are you agreeing with me in that Bush was very, very, deeply, insanely religious?

You think Bush was religious? Christ didnt you ever see any of Sarah Palins interviews with Katie?
"Ms. Palin, I hope to not bring this to a personal matter but your saying that say, your 15 year old daughter was raped, you believe that she should not have the abortion, and that the attacker should become part of the families' religion and should be your daughters husband?"
"Why yes Katie, she should definately choose life over death, because if she were to have an abortion she might as well have just killed any old person on the street! But by not having the abortion, she is choosing to save a life, and make this world a better place." Me watching this: "WTF??"

NO!!! D'x Leave the lesbians alone... They give us something to masturbate to... D:...

Not only that, but if people truly fall in love, no-one but god should have the power to intervene with it, and even then as seen in bruce almighty, even god cannot shape what love is. D:< god should smite homophobics.

I support bisexual women because they are really hot, and also to be serious, people who are true to their heart about who they truly love shouldnt have to deal with being told what their love is, just because a woman feel deeply in love with another woman... doesnt mean its bad. Now on the other hand you have a woman who loves women, not just a WOMAN. Heterosexuals are hot too, and most of them are nice... ;-; but marriage should only be between two people who truly love eachother because they just plain love eachother.

On the contrary, the foreskin would provide a harbor for a multitude of infections, including many STDs. This explains why the uncircumcised have higher rates of infections than the circumsised
For example, urinary tract infections are ten times more common in uncircumcised men than circumcised men.

You cannot take the decision for the baby, even if you are their parents. If when he grows up to be belive mutilating his penis is going to stop him getting cancer or Std's then it's his choice.

A parent has every right to a medical procedure that decreases his child's susceptibility to infections.

you know why its 10x more common? because only 1 in 40 men ARE circumsised, so its a higher rate to infect uncircumsised. if there were only 1 in 40 men were UNCIRCUMSIZED, then the 40 circumsised would have a 20x more infection rate. see the logic? :D

What do i watch in the morning? Usually the bowl of crap thats placed in front of me and im expected to eat. After a staggering 30 minutes of staring at the eggs and hasbrown so poorly made, i start my prayers to god, hoping that the next time i open my eyes, the food will be gone.

There are many countries in which rituals occur that a female circumsision is practiced, mostly africa (thats a continent, i know.). And its sad because they use rusty, dirty tools that have had other females blood on them to cut out many of the organs in the vagina, and then they sow the entire thing shut (with a small hole, no larger than a Q-tip end for fluids to flow out) they sow it shut because they dont want the women to run away and have sex, and the womens vagina is not alowed to be un-sowed until she has a husband, and its unsowed by the husband forcing his penis into the extremely small hole, ripping apart the stitches keeping the vagina shut. And some men like their wives' vaginas almost all the way shut permenantly (not as small as q-tip end) because they believe their wives vaginas must be "tight" enough for them. These are the same cultures that bind womens ankles at birth with tight barbed wire, then when it is taken off, their ankles are so thin and so weak that they barely walk. Also, same culture that flattens the womens breasts with huge boulders then pierce them untill they bleed out (at age 12!) so that the woman is not tempted to kill their parents or have sex with a man and run away with him without getting married. Religion turns us into fucking idiots. I believe theres a god, but i dont worship him and jump off a cliff for him because i see a cross at the bottom and expect gods power to protect me... I believe god wants us to be individuals, not worship him. Because really, If god is this all-mighty noble, why does he expect us to worship him?

We should always do this the american way, pretend we know something and blame the person in charge, Damnit, Obama couldnt have done this, lets keep bagging on Bush!

At 2/17/09 05:10 PM, deadpool15 wrote: Its logarithims or watever

lol @ you. :P Id work on spelling for a bit instead of longerithms.

Some might argue that you never know who you're opening up to. It might as well be a fat 13-year old who gets his rocks off pretending to be a girl.

You know how funny it is that 98% of like every girl on gay online rpgs like runescape is actually a fat 13 year old? and i agree. heres one way to see if they are really a girl: Ask if they wanna talk on phone. if their response is:"No. i want to keep this strictly online... sorry." That means its a guy. if they dont have a webcam, doesnt mean they are a guy, but try seeing if they have a mic to send voice-chat. If all else fails, ask for a pic of them doing something that you wont find on a popular photo site like photobucket. like:"I wanna see a pic of you drinking a glass of water." or "I wanna see you hugging a pillow" and ask for about three of those. :P You dont know how many times ive had to council friends after their heart has been 'broken' or 'i lost my account because i thought it was a chick!' Ill admit. Flirting is fun guys, and online flirting I dig. but i dont do anything more than *hugg*. i dont do *kiss* or *sticks my penis into your vagina* shit. Because honestly, I'd stick with my online gf. If only shed submit to sex... *sighs*

I think... That its OKAY to flirt online. ;-; but to like, kiss, makeout, and cyber online is retarded and gay. these are people that look to their internet when they arent decent enough to meet people irl. so they take pics of hunks etc off of photobucket and make them look like its them and get their satisfaction online. ;-;

My apologies. i hope this thread is removed. =] i made another in the general forum where its more suitable to be made. :P if you want to post please post there.

One gigabyte?? are you submitting a harry potter movie or something? lol. i think it was 15 mb. I dont remember. ill go check. :P

Ive found that occasionally, submissions i feel that should be blammed, arent blammed. like kittykrew spam submissions sometimes actually PASS. some flashes that are overhyped, or even sometimes you feel that the user made different accounts or 'bots' to vote 5 on their flash everyday. Some things deserve to be blammed in my opinion, how about you ng users? What do you think deserved to be BLAMMED? ^-^

Churches oppose gay marriage because if gays are alowed, the churches lose all their money, but if they didnt get involved in the political scramble about gays in the first place, their tax flow would not be effected. So churches dont really HATE gays, they just want the money and they trample others to get it. :P And im pissed that parents were freaking the fuck out because the teacher read a story about the two kings thing. Jesus fuck its not like your gonna come into your 10 year old's room shoving his dick up his friends ass. kids at that age will just say "A man and a man? Thats just silly. :P" Guys only like guys if they develop feelings for eachother. not because they were read a story about two guys that devolopted feelings for eachother. As if the story actually desanitized the 2nd graders minds and could have transformed them all into gays. I dont oppose gay marriage, but marriage was invented from the love of a man and a woman. Why not change marriage to a "union" for gays and les? :P im not saying marriage isnt for homosexuals, im just saying it was DESIGNED for a man and a woman. now, what is stronger, the bible, or the amendments. One says marriage is for dude and chick, the other says do what makes you happy, america is america. +Lesbians are totally hot. :O

Religion is too... elitist. I think everyone should believe they have a god, and they can have their own beliefs on who he is and what he expects. not force his socalled "will" on others. Christians can be stupid, only Evangelist Christians really, thinking all gays and lesbians will destroy society and that they are the antichrists and i quote, famous author Robert Thompson, "Gays and lesbians will teach our children to be homosexual, and with homosexuals teaching our children, homosexuals cause 20x the average crime rate of normal people, what will this do to our children?" Thats what im pissed about generally. Homosexuals arent fucking antichrists. and some people are just heterosexual because they are insane, not they are insane because they are homo or hetero. Also, i quote Sarah Palin this time in an interview. News interviewer:"So if your daughter, or anybodies 15 year old daughter were to be say raped by a criminal, you say she shouldnt be allowed to have an abortion?" "Yes i do katie, I definately think she should choose life rather than killing the child." Religion should be kept out of your office workplace too. It causes too much trouble. Religion shouldnt be a social activity where people think that god demands worship.

But, Ng is still good and better.

Youtube rocks, it has 94% of band played music, anime, all free, decent lay out, fuck you if you say youtube sucks, i still use it like an MP3 player, if i go on there and listen to music, im not gonna get arrested, god.

5$ says ill go to my account messenging right now and find 5 people complaining lol, anyways, i still love youtube for music, hell, im listining to it right now, ive saved 212$ worth of music just going to youtube and not buying cd's

I just realized, im going to get flooded with hating and arguing with me, i just made a bad mistake.

And theres only one problem with newgrounds, newgrounds is a place where people just go to watch naked women dance and be on a cartoon and have sex, (no offense) ive read most of the posts all of you have said: if you love hentai, go here! or:newgrounds has hentai, games, videos and uhh, hentai, personally, newgrounds has alot of perverts in it, but that doesnt make newgrounds worse, it still kicks you-tubes ass.

Hard to say, youtube provides a basic site where any music can be found, personally, i just like to put on free music on youtube and either cruise around newgrounds or some other shit.

I think it's a pretty good idea, go for it,

So, basically like an advanced version of interactive buddy?

well, almost solved, but still, i dont like that content on newgrounds, but, its not my decision, so, i gotta let it slide, i think.

please, state if you think that author is good for his work on games, or flash.

Welcome, out of all of the authors in newgrounds, i'd say Legendary frog for my part, iv'e known newgrounds for about 4 years, too bad i only made my account recently.

okkkkk....... thats oddly perverted... dont post any more of that.... lol

Franklin pierce definitally, he barely had a clue what to do... (no offense.)