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this site - http://portableapps.com/ - is run by a fellow called John Haller and he creates Portable versions of open source software

the version of firefox stores the cache in memory, max of 20meg, so assuming ur employer doesn't check ip logs, you're all good to go

thanks to the wonderful creation of Portable Apps, namely portable Firefox and Gaim, i can do pretty much everything off a cd and no-one is none the wiser

I know the posti-it company makes a program
Just google it

or better,
Buy a Mac

How here is posting from work atm? And where do you work?

I work at a Game shop and monday's a relatively slow, it's 3pm atm

Why do people bother with pop3 anyway? I'm serious, what's the benifit, someone please explain.

I find web-based alternatives better anyway....Gmail gives me heaps of space and its so easy and simple to use, and formats replies nicely

Box of Tissues: $3.00
Lubricant: $12.95
Porn of the internet: Free

Having used all of the above to make urself ejaculate and realising the woman in the movie was ur mum...Priceless

Aside from the flash portal, I imagine that many of you read a webcomic or two to pass the time whilst on the interweb.

Just wondering what webcomics ppl read, be good to find out about a few new ones.

I read, in order of preference

www.licd.com - Least I Could Do - updated 6 times a week
www.explosm.net/comics - Cyanide and Happiness - updated daily
www.ctrlaltdel-online.com - Ctrl Alt Del

What else are people enjoying?

Sure he has talent and looks, but I'm not so sure I'd want that if it meant that I had a hankering to draw penises, sometime in mulitples, really well!

He's becoming a perpetrator of cock!
Art forum's been up for how long, and I've seen at least 10 from him.....

Couldn't he may use that talent and save some money and draw himself some porn.

:Sorry Stamper, felt like paying something out and I happened to be on this thread

At 9/17/06 12:51 PM, Masculine wrote:

At 9/17/06 12:49 PM, Placebo wrote: Probably anyone who isn't mentioned in this thread...

Are you trying to hint to yourself?

with 12,000 posts and nobody mentioning him so far.....he rightly deserves the title

My friend took up smoking as soon as he turned 18. He has no money ever and smokes "Black Devils", silly chocolate flavoured ones.

Yer, I don't really get smoking either, although I don't mind the quarterly cigar...

that and emos...

Does HeniousDude still frequent the bbs? Is that his name/ current name? Still got the dancing robot?
Can't find his profile

Nope...sorry Axl, I don't get it

Anyone else have something they don't get, maybe we could all explain it for them =P

I hate it when you don't get a joke or the irony in something for instance

I don't get Virtrality's sig

back when i frequented here...
i felt that HeniousDude? (blue dancing robot in sig) was fairly underated
he made like a billion posts and they weren't ever spam ones, they were relevant an on topic

tell him it clears up pimples....

I like the story about the guy and the girl who get married and both come from ultra conservative families.
after 6 months, she's still not pregnant, and they don't know why...
someone finally tells them about sex....
they'd just been sharing a bed for 6months and assumed it would happen....

I mean, that kinda stuff is even in the bible

if u have the time, read Leviticus Chapter 15 it's funny

We always get calls from companies that out source and generally you can tell if they are reading off a card.
If you say hello, the correct response on their card is hello, like u can't hear them, but to real fuck'em up, you say something that's completely irrelevant like "The dog's escaped."

Best Case Ever though,
A friend of mine actually did a telemarketing stint, and we used to give him a hard time about it.
One Day at work, he called this dude's house, and it was someone he actually knew.....

Hi, do you rent, because we offer this wonde.....
- Hi Carl
Cristian?
- Yep

I was always under the impression at their was only one level 30 person, yet both Pimp and humantarget52 have both attained this. Also one part of the site says humantarget52 is behind 10 points, but their profiles say they are on the same amount.

What's up?

At 1/18/06 10:09 PM, DanPaladin wrote: the bet was that most people have absolutely no idea what we were trying to convey with the pudding boss.

You've won the bet now. Convey Away.....

I saw once that tops those, can't remember the name though

This guy takes a runny shit and then puts it in a syringe (no needle)
and pushes it into his urinay tract

At 9/23/05 04:36 AM, Disco_Solitaire wrote:

At 9/22/05 03:47 AM, 50U1_4554551N wrote: edn

The South Park spin on the old joke, "The Aristocrats".

What is the orginal joke?

At 9/23/05 09:29 PM, 3D_Animation wrote: What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no genitals?
Still no fucking idea

Yer, well i didn't think it could do that. I think it might b friction related cause it's prominant on the left sleeve, and i'm left handed.
I just hope it's fixable.....otherwise I'm screwed.

Someone told me that alcohol completly owns leather and after i went to this parry, my leather jacket started to flake. What's worse, is it was meant to be worn at my formal which is a week away.
Has anyone got any tips on how I could go about fixing it?
And does alcohol really screw up leather?

how much does it retail for
and do u know when the pal version is released

What do you prefer.....and what version.
I have flash 6 and i think it is great although swish has some great preset effects....

I've got an IT assignment and I need some ppl to test it

Its classic snake with a maths twist

please report bugs and suggestions here

link: http://www.geocities.com/fourfingazware/MMSetup.zip

OMG
AH Finally came out, I've been waiting for ages for it to come out
and now I find only the NTSC version for sale.......

Does anyone know if it is out PAL or is coming out on it............

i don't think MollusKs exist

just like the bogeyman, elves and eskimos

wynnums near water
not really a beach - never used it as one
more like mudd flats

did i mention wynnum will stop being a ghetto
once all the old ppl die

like within 50metres of me
there area house being knocked down and rebuillt
with bay views and are selling a phenominal prices

crappy part is
the house we live in is now shaded by these new 2 storey houses
we can't even get the washing dry

mollusc exist
they are like clams and stuff
how about a yeti