Only if i fingered my asshole. I want that stank in the air.

At 10/24/09 06:20 PM, Sizzlebuzz wrote: Damn. I wonder if they'll shave your pubes for you while injecting heroin into your scrotum.

I think someone did that recently....

At 10/24/09 04:11 PM, linkinparkpie43 wrote:

So what are you going to do? Move to Virginia?

Jesus christ don't do that, Col lives there

Please don't. Virginia can only have 10 NG'ers, including Col and me. If 11 come, we often break out of skin and fly to to said member's house and we tend to fuck them to death; while injecting them with heroin.

Pre-order for a free koran!

In livecorpse's viewpoint. He had a shitty life; had a shitty room-mate, and made shitty flashes. So I must be correct when I say having a shitty life makes you violent?

Would you like BRAINSSS with that?

No actual easter eggs that I found though, besides the fact that skags can jump nearly a mile into the air and get stuck inside of things. More of a glitch than anything else.

I find that quite annoying to be honest with you. When you have badass skags doing that shit to you; they appear out of nowhere after a short while.

My contribution.

Smack him in the back of his head? You can't see bruises there unless he was bald.

Not as bad as this. Walk it out (Dystonia Remix). Hard to laugh; but you feel like an asshole.

Sounds good.

Your whiteness had hidden the bandaids. It's like your skin is made of lens flare.

Stop trying to be Martin Luther, faggot.

Awesome; I just got this in my email from ShowerStalkerXxX.com; Obese-Child-taking-a-shower.avi

At 10/21/09 08:13 PM, MegamanZero360 wrote:

At 10/21/09 08:09 PM, H-K-S wrote: You should break the wall screaming "OH YEAH" while rubbing Kool-Aid on your body. That'll baffle the robber.

And get you killed.

But giving enough time for the snipers to line up a shot... to shoot OP's friend.

In before penises. Also; fuggen steamed brussel sprouts.

I thought the title said "My closet friend just died" lmao

You should break the wall screaming "OH YEAH" while rubbing Kool-Aid on your body. That'll baffle the robber.

She didn't need a college; all she needed was 12 years of English.

Nerf Guns and Supersoakers now are the fucking miniguns and AKs of the toy world. which is awesome.

Well, now that you double-fucked yourself; Here's some tips.

Man up: start eating protein and start weight lifting, and do some boxing classes.
If you are forced to fight, go for the nose, shins, and ears.
Call your ex girlfriend and fucking apologize.
Start getting violent with the people threatening you.
Also, apologize to your dad.

Deep.

Fags only have treeforts. Go build a fucking fort in the sewers or under a bridge.

What hipster has a mayonnaise poster?

When the fuck did Wolverine started to fight Shredder's ninjas?

Wow, a ''true'' midget. One with a perfectly small head head and a perfectly small leg to chest proportions.

Get for heroin addicts who like to move around when they try to withdrawal.

Get an island. Invest in a golden gun, get other spies to come to your island; kill them in your maze made of mirrors.

Get a free roaming game. Such as Saints Row 2 or fuckin' Demon's Souls.

Well, you have to do a basic first aid training so the puerto rican at the grill can get help from his face from frying to death; a hygiene training, whatever position you are ex; cashier, clerk, manager, janitor.