Bee sting.

At 8/29/09 01:21 PM, Grammar-Nazi wrote: I have those same chairs in my dining room.

also, cool

They're pretty classy chairs, son.

I know the iphone has a self destruct option to wipe out all memory. t's only a metter of time before people try using it to trigger explosives.

I woke up. My security cameras alarm me of a serious situation; the mail is here. Is this a good thing? Yes. My stickers are here. I open up my package and I see one sticker... tainted. The sticker must of been the end product of a sticker press. I'm guessing I have a unique sticker or a shitty end product. Also, it's one of the NG stickers.

Here's my proof.

"You must do something" when fighting the spider queen in Overlord 2. That and Shiva's fucking voice.

That cat looks stoned off it's mind.

lol b0g strikes again.

Just made my slaver faction. I have done the duty of slavery like a couple dozen times. I went into the outcast areas and blew everything up.

Dale is awesome.

Eh, it's not bad after 6 or 7 looks. First time was the time I threw up though. I've cut my teeth on offensive stuff.

Fuck that, I'd rather play Saints Row 2 with Neil Patrick Harri-. Oops, already done ;D

Spec ops mode is a CO-OP story mode (nothing to do with the main story). Two players will be engaging in stealth orientated combat.

Use bolt cutters. Place cutters on ground at a upright position and jump on the thing?

No fucking way you could reach that high on Der Reise. That level alone is was programmed to make it fucking hard as cocks around level 90. Anyways

Nacht Der Untoten:
Round 39, PS3, alone
Round 25, PS3, 2 Players
Round 54, PS3, 3 Players
Round 86, PS3, 4 Players considering I was playing with real friends

I played better alone than with 2 player co-op because this kid kept calling me a fag when I didn't heal him constantly

Verruckt: Round 13, PS3, 4 Players
Round 10, PS3, Alone
Round 54, PS3, 2 Players
Round 94, PS3, 3 Players
Never did 4 on this

I hated Verruckt for some unspoken reason

Shi No Numa: Round 18, PS3, 3 Players
Round 27, PS3, 1 Players
Round 69, PS3, 2 Players ;D lol 69
Round 80, PS3, 3 Players
Round 18, PS3, 4 Players; No one took the game seriously by 4 players

Der Riese: Round 7, PS3, 4 Players
Round 45, PS3, 1 Players
Round 68, PS3, 2 Players
Round 86, PS3, 3 Players
Round 105, PS3, 4 Players

Just play the stupid games before she tries to kill you or something.

Instead of wasting your time with that, buy yourself a cheaper, more reinforced kevlar suit.

At 8/22/09 09:37 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote: Well, doesn't matter if they're live or not, a boa constrictor would suffocate it. Giving them live would be a waste, and sad to see because rats and so cute and harmless 3:

I like them live.

At 8/22/09 09:19 PM, metalguy777 wrote: My black cat is a fucking bitch, and i have the scars to prove it.

Perhaps it likes tons of food or shit?

So I fed my pet boa constrictor a couple live rats.

I've already put the first one in and it doesn't eat it. This is normal because this snake is sadistic in some ways. It will wrap it's tail around the neck of the rat while having a firm grip on the live body and then will noose the rat until it dies. Then it dicks around in a fashion of "Hey dude, I'm going to spill SO much blood in this small inclosed area." by wrapping it's entire body around the body and it pours out the blood. Normally I clean this and t he snake will often wrap around my arm whilst I'm doing this almost in a mocking fashion. When I was done, the snake went in it's cage by command. So I figured It would be a good time to close the cage and let my finches fly around the area. Normally, one will stay and watch the eggs for a short bit of time. Even though I close my door and stuff they often try to scamper under the door to get mowed by a ceiling fan. So I dive and towel the bottom of the door. They take great insult by my action. So what they do is take a shit on my fallout 3 capital wasteland map[ on my wall. I get sick of this and I catch them by hand to put them by hand. Anyone else have asshole pets?

At 6/20/08 05:09 PM, Ptcfast wrote: I am planning to attack VT in 8 years.

It'll never happen, Cho.

At 8/22/09 01:54 AM, satanbrain wrote: i killed her, now how do i get the contract?

Go back to the bar guy and simply tell him that you did the deed. He'll hand the contract to you. Talk to charon and DON'T MOVE when Charon talks to the barkeeper. When they are done "talking" then move.

If he acts like a little shit, just use grab his arms and lightly force the knife on himself. He'll freak the fuck out.

At 8/21/09 11:49 PM, TheSilkyjoe123 wrote:

It's called
Police

Nah it's called phone number. He's AMAZING in bed, babby.

At 8/21/09 09:40 PM, Dogmeat wrote:

At 8/21/09 09:29 PM, H-K-S wrote: When your loved one dies, you normally call the police to pick the body up while you grieve. Not in Japan. You explain to your kid the cycle of life while there's this giant giant corpse eating robot sucking up grandpa. Sexy.

THAT LOOKS LIKE WALL-E!

HOLY SHIT! YOU'RE RIGHT! Speaking of wall-e, don't he look like woody allen?

Should of gave him a wrap around.

At 8/21/09 09:39 PM, lollipopers582 wrote: alright ill do it. but how should i ask her.

Well for starters, ask her out on a outing she can go to. Make sure you are clean as a whistle and you pop a ton of breathmints in your face. That or do what I do. Act like a asshole or act really dirty. Have a sense of humor and keep a half mast in.

At 8/21/09 09:32 PM, mothballs wrote: So, was going to the doctor to get your balls rubbed for 5 minutes worth it?

You could have done more.

while maintaining eye contact? sheesh son, I'm not going to fuck some nurse doggy style on a hospital bed son.

When your loved one dies, you normally call the police to pick the body up while you grieve. Not in Japan. You explain to your kid the cycle of life while there's this giant giant corpse eating robot sucking up grandpa. Sexy.

Cashews. I love them. I could gobble them all day long. "lol gobble nut joke"

Do it or be alone for the rest of your fucking life, you pussy.