packers?

wreckages waited.

The dream was disconnected right in front of him. His life carried it from the room. He didn't see it, but had expected it now for years.
His warnings to his friends were not listened to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

wreckages had dreamed for his entire life. When he was young he dreams and he said to his friends "I want to dream, man."
His friend said "No! You will be lured in a van". There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in his bedroom he knew he had to escape.

"This is your friend" the radio crackered. "You must run away!" So wreckages gotted his bike and ran off without a doubt.

"HE GOING TO GET LURED" said the onlookers

"I will lure him" said the pedophile and it fired candy at him. Brandon climbed up at him and tried to dodge him. But then the candy fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must get my revenge" he shouted. The radio said "No, wreckages. You are the pedophile." And then wreckages got a few child molestion charges.

80 percent! Fuck that shit. I'll now start making a biohazard dome and fortify it with machine guns.

Far Cry 2 is a amazing cup holder.

My reaction:

"We were kings; king of our hills. 13 years of social awkwardness, 13 years of events. We now have years of stuff to talk about now. Good job Bobby, good job.

the music store i work at; we sell games and shit because we are licensed to. Major lulz to refuse any game that is M to kids who are under 17.

If you keep it, bottlefeed at start.

I am the walrus explained my adolescence when i took acid.

At 9/11/09 08:28 PM, Presidentjlh wrote:

I present to you Lucille Bogan. Song: Shave 'em dry (1935)

Shave 'em Dry (NSFW)

Damn, i need a shower.

History. fucking Age of Empires would be homework.

Yeah. One of my dreams i had consisted of me being beaten to death.

Of the 91 unique test takers...

Percent Sniper:
46%

29% scored higher,
5% scored the same, and
66% scored lower

Percent Assault:
55%

34% scored higher,
7% scored the same, and
59% scored lower

Percent Sprayer:
26%

58% scored higher,
11% scored the same, and
31% scored lower

Percent Camper:
48%

32% scored higher,
9% scored the same, and
59% scored lower

I don't mock your agnostic belief of a god, nor should I mock theirs.

Islam on the other hand...

Enjoy the ribs. I hope they taste really good.

At 9/7/09 09:23 PM, JKMonkey wrote:

At 9/7/09 09:22 PM, H-K-S wrote:
Mainly because of the ending. The ending was quite brutal, even for a Ed, Edd and Eddy film.

^^ really? how's it end?

Well, it's the line of Eddy's brother plays catch with Eddy's body against his trailer for a good three minutes. Just watch the damn ending.

At 9/7/09 09:20 PM, JKMonkey wrote:

At 9/7/09 08:32 PM, VespeneGas wrote: It's from a film that hasn't been released in the US.

^^ I wonder why, hhhmmm...

Mainly because of the ending. The ending was quite brutal, even for a Ed, Edd and Eddy film.

This is like that homeless guy that no one knew and he died from a OD. Seriously, who are you?

Seen the entire movie before. Eddy's brother is fucking evil even for my standards. Seriously, my brother never did that badly.

Jesus christ, I would need a fucking tribal spear and some kind of wheel of cheese.

Honestly, get my rifle and defend my land with all the rednecks here from enemy invaders and become a militia. When we become a militia, we work with the US military as a military hub. All boys that can shoot up to the people that were vietnam vets would take the town over little by little with whatever supplies we have. We would work with the military bases to get M-16s and M-14s. That and farm, we will always use food.

everyone told me to post this here from stickam

Danny climbed into Reggie's room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold.

Upon awakening Reggie found herself bound and gagged to a chair. Danny was naked, standing in front of her with a big Hawaii boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Hawaiians used to say...it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Danny leaped forward and grabbed Reggie's undeveloped breast. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from her body. Her muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to her help.

The blood aroused Danny more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Hawaiian sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape. He couldn't wait, Danny grabbed a hammer and smashed at Reggie's ribcage, again her screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to her insides, Danny plunged in.

He thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Reggie and she lost consciousness. Danny came almost immediately, but he was by no means done. He pulled out of her chest, his PENIS dripping blood and semen. Danny cleaned his dick off with Reggie's tongue.

Danny tore out a few of the ribs he had broken and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate.

Danny then undid Reggie's restraints and began fucking her now lifeless corpse. After deploying his Hawaiian happy sauce, he decided he wanted a better look at Reggie.

Danny then undid Reggie's restraints and began fucking her now lifeless corpse. After deploying his Hawaiian happy sauce, he decided he wanted a better look at Reggie.

He noticed the sun was coming up so he had to finish in a hurry. Danny went to his clothes and dressed himself. He pulled a large knife from his pocket and began to skin Reggie's body.

Just then Danny remembered, he was not man, but bear. He Skinned himself to reveal his true identity, a Grizzly Bear. He sat in the center of the room for several hours until Reggie's father came in.

"Reggie it's time for schoo-HOLY FUCKING SHIT A BEAR OH MY GOD REGGI-" and Danny attacked and ate Ray. Then Danny went outside and let out a bear noise and a ray came from the sky and swept him away to his home planet of Canada.

The second GIF is from a Guinea Pig snuff film. God damn it, why did you bring snuff to me in the morning?

Ok, after this, I'm going to drink the pain away.

At 9/4/09 09:45 PM, YouLostTheGame wrote: Little Big Planet met Fallout 3 and had a love child.

A awesome love child that i'll be writing incest fanfics about.

Ahem, littlebigplanet got serious.

Hmm, halos? Just a easier way to sift heads.

At 8/31/09 02:51 AM, Jonas wrote:

Anyways, seriously, if you plan on going to the NG HQ. Plan ahead, discuss it with Tom, and I'm sure he'll try and plan something around that time, especially from Canada, but the big thing to remember is it's a work place. People are working on stuff and ultimately you could be immensely let down when you realize it's not a fairy tale of dick jokes and constant hijinx.

It's a slave ships, but instead of oars, they have tablets.

And instead of fat guy on drums, they have Tom, who is a really nice guy.

HAHAHA.

Fuck, you had me there. I half expected a cool looking office with tankmen dicks plastered on the wall. That and newport cigarettes everywhere.

At 8/30/09 06:27 PM, TheFaces wrote:

Well it takes time. Simple as that. Also, how do we even know that the super mutants even drink water???

Everything living needs water?

The demo was fucking boring. The full game however is amazing. Nothing quite like the full game with all the scarecrow missions, and the PS3 joker missions.