Your whiteness had hidden the bandaids. It's like your skin is made of lens flare.

Stop trying to be Martin Luther, faggot.

Awesome; I just got this in my email from ShowerStalkerXxX.com; Obese-Child-taking-a-shower.avi

At 10/21/09 08:13 PM, MegamanZero360 wrote:

At 10/21/09 08:09 PM, H-K-S wrote: You should break the wall screaming "OH YEAH" while rubbing Kool-Aid on your body. That'll baffle the robber.

And get you killed.

But giving enough time for the snipers to line up a shot... to shoot OP's friend.

In before penises. Also; fuggen steamed brussel sprouts.

I thought the title said "My closet friend just died" lmao

You should break the wall screaming "OH YEAH" while rubbing Kool-Aid on your body. That'll baffle the robber.

She didn't need a college; all she needed was 12 years of English.

Nerf Guns and Supersoakers now are the fucking miniguns and AKs of the toy world. which is awesome.

Well, now that you double-fucked yourself; Here's some tips.

Man up: start eating protein and start weight lifting, and do some boxing classes.
If you are forced to fight, go for the nose, shins, and ears.
Call your ex girlfriend and fucking apologize.
Start getting violent with the people threatening you.
Also, apologize to your dad.

Deep.

Fags only have treeforts. Go build a fucking fort in the sewers or under a bridge.

What hipster has a mayonnaise poster?

When the fuck did Wolverine started to fight Shredder's ninjas?

Wow, a ''true'' midget. One with a perfectly small head head and a perfectly small leg to chest proportions.

Get for heroin addicts who like to move around when they try to withdrawal.

Get an island. Invest in a golden gun, get other spies to come to your island; kill them in your maze made of mirrors.

Get a free roaming game. Such as Saints Row 2 or fuckin' Demon's Souls.

Well, you have to do a basic first aid training so the puerto rican at the grill can get help from his face from frying to death; a hygiene training, whatever position you are ex; cashier, clerk, manager, janitor.

Al Gore should be stoned to death for making up global warming.

Get her absolutely terrible games; she'll hate the PS3 forever.

At 10/11/09 11:47 PM, rome-lherison wrote: I have hitler's skull in my closet, wating for water and seeds to grow another hitler.

Hitler is asexual, all it needs is sunlight and it'll pollinate itself.

I bet there is a bunch of sad levels to make you feel really sad. Like a dying Goofy robot after he saved you from a blast. He'll make a distorted goofy laugh and then channels out... this would be a demotivational game.

the game looks like a opium filled dream about terminator.

At 10/9/09 11:24 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:

She used to be hot, but now she's one of the cool kids.

LOLOLOLOL

I heard she loved to chill out now.

Virginia:
1: Jews are non-existent
2: Can't have a radar detecter
3: Virginia beach has a no cursing policy.
4: Never, ever get the right flu shop medicine the first time.
5: Gas can be like, fucking 2 dollars.
6: It's exactly in between new york and florida
7: Black people live in ghettos that are well fenced from white people.
8: If you have a weapon's permit you can but as many guns as you want.
9: Holocaust museum for family fun.
10: .... fuck, that's all i got.

They'd think I'm a homo; instead of realizing piccolodick.

I was in New York once and I saw a swastika, it was really well done. the bottom had ropes on them with dead black people with hell fire under them. constipation much?

it's the fucking schematics for a nuka-grenade :P

anything by lovecraft. the book about the dunwich asylum is good.