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Author Search Results: 'H-K-S'

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Topic: Flu Shots

Posted: 10/22/09 03:47 PM

Forum: General

Your whiteness had hidden the bandaids. It's like your skin is made of lens flare.


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Topic: Religious people have doubt in God

Posted: 10/22/09 03:45 PM

Forum: General

Stop trying to be Martin Luther, faggot.


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Topic: Someone spied on me showering

Posted: 10/21/09 08:20 PM

Forum: General

Awesome; I just got this in my email from ShowerStalkerXxX.com; Obese-Child-taking-a-shower.avi


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Topic: Hostage is bieng held at Walgreens!

Posted: 10/21/09 08:15 PM

Forum: General

At 10/21/09 08:13 PM, MegamanZero360 wrote:
At 10/21/09 08:09 PM, H-K-S wrote: You should break the wall screaming "OH YEAH" while rubbing Kool-Aid on your body. That'll baffle the robber.
And get you killed.

But giving enough time for the snipers to line up a shot... to shoot OP's friend.


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Topic: What is your favorite food?

Posted: 10/21/09 08:14 PM

Forum: General

In before penises. Also; fuggen steamed brussel sprouts.


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Topic: My closest friendship just died

Posted: 10/21/09 08:11 PM

Forum: General

I thought the title said "My closet friend just died" lmao


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Topic: Hostage is bieng held at Walgreens!

Posted: 10/21/09 08:09 PM

Forum: General

You should break the wall screaming "OH YEAH" while rubbing Kool-Aid on your body. That'll baffle the robber.


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Topic: Nice grammar there, reporter!

Posted: 10/21/09 08:07 PM

Forum: General

She didn't need a college; all she needed was 12 years of English.


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Topic: Super Soakers and Nerf

Posted: 10/21/09 02:05 PM

Forum: General

Nerf Guns and Supersoakers now are the fucking miniguns and AKs of the toy world. which is awesome.


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Topic: my dad broke my pc hes an asshole

Posted: 10/21/09 01:58 PM

Forum: General

Well, now that you double-fucked yourself; Here's some tips.

Man up: start eating protein and start weight lifting, and do some boxing classes.
If you are forced to fight, go for the nose, shins, and ears.
Call your ex girlfriend and fucking apologize.
Start getting violent with the people threatening you.
Also, apologize to your dad.


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Topic: Rap battle at school!

Posted: 10/21/09 12:50 PM

Forum: General

Deep.


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Topic: Cops trashed my treefort!

Posted: 10/21/09 12:39 PM

Forum: General

Fags only have treeforts. Go build a fucking fort in the sewers or under a bridge.


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Topic: Hardcore Mayonnaise

Posted: 10/21/09 12:35 PM

Forum: General

What hipster has a mayonnaise poster?


104.

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Topic: Why did they do that to Wolverine?

Posted: 10/21/09 12:32 PM

Forum: General

When the fuck did Wolverine started to fight Shredder's ninjas?


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Topic: Shortest Man 22 inches

Posted: 10/21/09 08:04 AM

Forum: General

Wow, a ''true'' midget. One with a perfectly small head head and a perfectly small leg to chest proportions.


106.

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Topic: Study Ball: The Gadget for students

Posted: 10/19/09 10:49 AM

Forum: General

Get for heroin addicts who like to move around when they try to withdrawal.


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Topic: Need interesting spy kills ideas...

Posted: 10/19/09 07:54 AM

Forum: General

Get an island. Invest in a golden gun, get other spies to come to your island; kill them in your maze made of mirrors.


108.

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Topic: I'm a Budget Gamer

Posted: 10/19/09 07:49 AM

Forum: Video Games

Get a free roaming game. Such as Saints Row 2 or fuckin' Demon's Souls.


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Topic: KFC employee training

Posted: 10/19/09 07:41 AM

Forum: General

Well, you have to do a basic first aid training so the puerto rican at the grill can get help from his face from frying to death; a hygiene training, whatever position you are ex; cashier, clerk, manager, janitor.


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Topic: Snow..already

Posted: 10/15/09 09:26 PM

Forum: General

Al Gore should be stoned to death for making up global warming.


111.

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Topic: PS3 for my sister?

Posted: 10/13/09 08:37 PM

Forum: Video Games

Get her absolutely terrible games; she'll hate the PS3 forever.


112.

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Topic: Where is Hitlers Skull!?!?!?!?!

Posted: 10/11/09 11:51 PM

Forum: General

At 10/11/09 11:47 PM, rome-lherison wrote: I have hitler's skull in my closet, wating for water and seeds to grow another hitler.

Hitler is asexual, all it needs is sunlight and it'll pollinate itself.


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Topic: Is disney going away from g rated?

Posted: 10/10/09 12:01 PM

Forum: Video Games

I bet there is a bunch of sad levels to make you feel really sad. Like a dying Goofy robot after he saved you from a blast. He'll make a distorted goofy laugh and then channels out... this would be a demotivational game.


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Topic: Is disney going away from g rated?

Posted: 10/10/09 11:57 AM

Forum: Video Games

the game looks like a opium filled dream about terminator.


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Topic: Someone at my school died yesterday

Posted: 10/10/09 10:48 AM

Forum: General

At 10/9/09 11:24 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:

She used to be hot, but now she's one of the cool kids.

LOLOLOLOL

I heard she loved to chill out now.


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Topic: 50 States, 10 Reasons.

Posted: 10/09/09 05:57 AM

Forum: General

Virginia:
1: Jews are non-existent
2: Can't have a radar detecter
3: Virginia beach has a no cursing policy.
4: Never, ever get the right flu shop medicine the first time.
5: Gas can be like, fucking 2 dollars.
6: It's exactly in between new york and florida
7: Black people live in ghettos that are well fenced from white people.
8: If you have a weapon's permit you can but as many guns as you want.
9: Holocaust museum for family fun.
10: .... fuck, that's all i got.


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Topic: If your parents saw your userpage?

Posted: 10/07/09 08:16 PM

Forum: General

They'd think I'm a homo; instead of realizing piccolodick.


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Topic: best bathroom graffiti ever??

Posted: 10/05/09 11:40 PM

Forum: General

I was in New York once and I saw a swastika, it was really well done. the bottom had ropes on them with dead black people with hell fire under them. constipation much?


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Topic: I need help with Fallout 3

Posted: 10/05/09 11:14 PM

Forum: Video Games

it's the fucking schematics for a nuka-grenade :P


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Topic: Recommend me a book

Posted: 10/05/09 12:38 PM

Forum: General

anything by lovecraft. the book about the dunwich asylum is good.


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