Nah, my brother does his stupid things while I do my stupid stuff. He's also one of my neighbors and he's pretty chill most of the time.

At 11/24/09 02:46 PM, Chymeraxe wrote:

At 11/24/09 02:37 PM, H-K-S wrote: Don't go for shotguns, you'll mess up a wall if you shoot down a hallway.

Are you just listing off random shit? No offense but it sounds like you don't know much.

Also just about any caliber weapon will penetrate sheetrock/whatever wall he may have, maybe besides 22lr. If it does come down to shooting though, it'll be better to come out unharmed than to worry about a few walls. Those can be replaced.

No, if you have narrow hallways in your house like i do, and if you shoot a shell at a intruder, i'd rather take blood on the floor or anything but a hole in my wall is fucking bullshit. My dad once accidentally discharged a shell into a wall, patching something as big as a basketball is a bitch.

tl:dr, i hate shotguns, and if i accidently shot a wall, it'd better be a small hole.

I'll help you out, mane. A good choice would be getting a 9mm or .38 (357) caliber round pistol. If you go for the pistol, go but the Glock 19, with a round right, a iron sight on the glock 19 is fucking garbage, but the round sight is pretty good. If you want something "special" in the pistol category, get a Five-SeveN, but they may not be legal in your area, and the ammunition is somewhat harder to come by with. They all have really low recoil, so you could hold it in one hand and a flashlight on your non-primary hand.

If you want a Semi-automatic SMG, get a Uzi, however getting a Tec-9 is a dick move because they're generally fingerprint proof, and are absolutely branded illegal in the US, and so is the fully automatic model. The Uzi is somewhat high in recoil, and you might need a stock if you have weak wrists. If you want a semi-automatic rifle, consider a M-16A2 civilian model, or a semi-automatic AK-47, or the 74u variant. You can buy a AK for 500 to 750, and everything else is a rip off, unless it's lower. The AK-47 has a very high recoil unless you used one for periods of time, and they are absolutely legal in the US. The M-16 has to be semi-automatic.

Don't go for shotguns, you'll mess up a wall if you shoot down a hallway.

At 11/24/09 08:40 AM, EpicsplosionMedia wrote: I had a friend from Brazil. Your a racist whore.

The keyword is "had". I bet you got annoyed and lefthim after the HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE.

What are you trying to prove? That NG is full of shitty trolls and spammers. We've already established that....

Besides it's also common for then to do stuff like in the comic, thanks for the read Adio.

At 11/24/09 12:07 AM, Adio wrote: OP sure does love stealing other people's jokes.

durp durp, maybe you should play a game with them for real besides thinking i read it of saying i go on 4chan for copypasta.

Heh, all you got to do is riflebutt them in the face with their stupid fake guns. I'd also recommend getting agroup together and cornering them and beat them shit out of them with blunt objects.

Dre.
Eazy E
N.W.A.

That's all you need.

At 11/23/09 11:56 PM, Drang wrote: Wow. Those are very good reasons to hate people from Brazil. You have enlightened me.

Yeah those are good reasons, regardless... you'd hate them too if you'd ever put with their constants laughs IRL, and then when you play a game you hear it. It's like a fucking demon taunting you in the from of a really shitty country,

I have good reasons for hating these "people"

1) They are the absolute worst at video games, and they're worse then Russians. Ever played a left 4 dead map and it took 4 times longer to load? It's probably some fuckhead in Brazil. They often suck at the core gameplay; and same for other games such as Warcraft 3, Modern Warfare 2, Street Fighter, and Tekken. If anything; do not give any items to any Brazilians such as ammo or a healthkit. Sometimes they'll ask for it in a slurred English "Gibe monies plos" and if you don't comply, they'll more likely try to report you with "I repot yu"

2) Ever heard a Brazilian person laugh? No, well fuck you. I'd rather take therapy with Sinistar then listen to a Brazilian person laugh. It's all Simple Jack retarded; aka full retarded. They have this problem with laughing like deaf people speaking

Ex. of a Brazilian person laughing
HUEHUEHUEHUE
UASDSUADUDHASUDHASDUHASDUHASDUHASDUHSUDH ASDHU
SHUSHUSHSHSHUSHU

it's like if they try to laugh, they'll be raped at gunpoint so they have to make these primitive sounds.
It's not fucking cool.

So what do you do with them? Ignore them, but make sure they know that their laughs are really forced ear rape.

At 11/23/09 11:36 PM, boblo wrote: Whose Tom and why is he so special?

derp derp derp huehuehue

Maybe you should bring a gun.

Who cares. Not me fo' sure.

Terrible

Doesn't McAfee say everything is a virus, even when it's not?

God damn it Bobby!

At 11/20/09 01:08 PM, SilverBaller wrote: thats not cool...
1 more gum and it will fucking mutate!

rawr.

Damn it, my landmine failed.

Also Sanjay;

Cool, make sure to plant your Saeed in the ground so he'll grow up.

If it was my house, I'd go in the kitchen. I'd get a frying pan and a metal stick. Walk in the bedroom making a noise, preferably using the stick on the frying pan. I'd tell the guy to get out while I talk to my girlfriend. Then I would have her sign a agreement if we had a kid; saying that I get to keep it and she gets to GTFO. If she didn't follow this; I'd go into court.

Wear a guy fawkes mask and wear a shirt with the spoilers of the movie on them.

At 11/14/09 11:25 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: They do it to piss you off, it's called trolling and it's something that has been apart for newgrounds since... well always. What you need to do is ignore it and stick with what you like on the portal.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/42 76

I remember when it wasn't called trolling. The good old days here it was called being an asshole.

Become interesting instead of a lonely miserable fuck? At the least, tell her about you really feel about her.

At 11/14/09 10:08 PM, FBIpolux wrote:

At 11/14/09 09:22 PM, Yukin wrote: Naw 08 was better

Hell no 98 was the best year, I've been on NG since 1942!

Naw, 1945 mane, '45. Remeber when Hitler said he'll be playing Hide and go seek for the rest for his life for posting vintage porn?

Maybe speaking to her would help instead of spying on her and masturbating in a trench coat.

At 11/14/09 09:50 PM, cast wrote:

At 11/14/09 09:49 PM, H-K-S wrote:

At 11/14/09 05:51 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: When we were to poor to afford gifts one year.

Didn't have to be a happy Christmas moment, did it?

Same. Except, Dad sold our couches to buy jackets that day.

Did you try to fuck the cushions ever?

No, but I did find a 20 dollar bill in it. It "serviced" me well, lmao.

At 11/14/09 05:51 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: When we were to poor to afford gifts one year.

Didn't have to be a happy Christmas moment, did it?

Same. Except, Dad sold our couches to buy jackets that day.

At 11/14/09 09:44 PM, mothballs wrote:

So you're saying that satanic people are Christian? Grow a fucking brain.

You don't even know what I go through, so you shouldn't be calling me a dumb spoiled fuck either. If anything, YOU are the dumb spoiled fuck, simply because you don't even know what you're talking about.

WHAT DO YOU GO THROUGH THAT IS SO HARD? FUCKING POVERTY, HMM? ABUSIVE FAMILIES, CHILDHOOD MOLESTATION, HM? IS YOUR LIFE SO HARD COMPARED TO LESS FORTUNATE YOU "UNAPPRECIATED ARTIST" Oh god i guess, im just a "minion of hate" just like you dumb Freemason.