Doesn't McAfee say everything is a virus, even when it's not?

God damn it Bobby!

At 11/20/09 01:08 PM, SilverBaller wrote: thats not cool...
1 more gum and it will fucking mutate!

rawr.

Damn it, my landmine failed.

Also Sanjay;

Cool, make sure to plant your Saeed in the ground so he'll grow up.

If it was my house, I'd go in the kitchen. I'd get a frying pan and a metal stick. Walk in the bedroom making a noise, preferably using the stick on the frying pan. I'd tell the guy to get out while I talk to my girlfriend. Then I would have her sign a agreement if we had a kid; saying that I get to keep it and she gets to GTFO. If she didn't follow this; I'd go into court.

Wear a guy fawkes mask and wear a shirt with the spoilers of the movie on them.

At 11/14/09 11:25 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: They do it to piss you off, it's called trolling and it's something that has been apart for newgrounds since... well always. What you need to do is ignore it and stick with what you like on the portal.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/42 76

I remember when it wasn't called trolling. The good old days here it was called being an asshole.

Become interesting instead of a lonely miserable fuck? At the least, tell her about you really feel about her.

At 11/14/09 10:08 PM, FBIpolux wrote:

At 11/14/09 09:22 PM, Yukin wrote: Naw 08 was better

Hell no 98 was the best year, I've been on NG since 1942!

Naw, 1945 mane, '45. Remeber when Hitler said he'll be playing Hide and go seek for the rest for his life for posting vintage porn?

Maybe speaking to her would help instead of spying on her and masturbating in a trench coat.

At 11/14/09 09:50 PM, cast wrote:

At 11/14/09 09:49 PM, H-K-S wrote:

At 11/14/09 05:51 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: When we were to poor to afford gifts one year.

Didn't have to be a happy Christmas moment, did it?

Same. Except, Dad sold our couches to buy jackets that day.

Did you try to fuck the cushions ever?

No, but I did find a 20 dollar bill in it. It "serviced" me well, lmao.

At 11/14/09 05:51 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: When we were to poor to afford gifts one year.

Didn't have to be a happy Christmas moment, did it?

Same. Except, Dad sold our couches to buy jackets that day.

At 11/14/09 09:44 PM, mothballs wrote:

So you're saying that satanic people are Christian? Grow a fucking brain.

You don't even know what I go through, so you shouldn't be calling me a dumb spoiled fuck either. If anything, YOU are the dumb spoiled fuck, simply because you don't even know what you're talking about.

WHAT DO YOU GO THROUGH THAT IS SO HARD? FUCKING POVERTY, HMM? ABUSIVE FAMILIES, CHILDHOOD MOLESTATION, HM? IS YOUR LIFE SO HARD COMPARED TO LESS FORTUNATE YOU "UNAPPRECIATED ARTIST" Oh god i guess, im just a "minion of hate" just like you dumb Freemason.

pizzas and tacos are wonderful when together and when you're high.

At 11/14/09 09:41 PM, Funzo123 wrote:

At 11/14/09 09:36 PM, H-K-S wrote: Satanism was created by a person who was angry at god.

Your a fucking idiot. The more mainstream Satanism was created by a man who thought he was god. Christianity has nothing to do with it.

durp. someone who thought he was god. and christians were not involved, hmmm was he jewish?

At 11/14/09 09:37 PM, mothballs wrote:

At 11/14/09 09:36 PM, H-K-S wrote: You follow something is considered the ultimate evil which is telling your christian god

I'm not Christian, dumbass. I just think people suck and they should all be burned.

You follow Satan, it's made up by christains. Hell, no. that was done before that. Satan is purely christian. and people should not burn, maybe i do nt enjoy retard dreams like you, you fucking dumb, spoiled fuck.

Satanism was created by a person who was angry at god. You follow something is considered the ultimate evil which is telling your christian god "hey, fuck you and you suck!" It's like satanists never heard of paradise lost and dante's inferno. hell SUCKS man, and you are retarded.

After washing myself in saltwater, I pulled up my ankh that has been idle for years in the floorboard. I then realized i needed a second chance at humanity.

At 11/14/09 09:26 PM, dantehawesomeman wrote: An endless pit of furries.

After going to that site for 2 seconds. Enough to see the dragon load, I instantly became repulsed.

The dead ones because Tolkien is shit.

At 11/14/09 09:20 PM, HappyMango wrote: all my geeks say to go HP. im just looking for something with a fast processor, 4 gigs of DDR2 or DDR3 RAM, and a fast hard drive. plus im mostly looking for something to play games on, the porn is just a happy plus

FUCK, MAN. GAMES = PORN. HP is almost bad ass IMB and dell.

Naw, Nigort 07 was betta.

nah, 08 was pretty cool

At 11/14/09 09:21 PM, Rig wrote: I try to make a habit of typing like I talk. Yeah, don't think you'll see much difference here, heh.

Aren't you Canadian, eh?

What? Hold on, lemme get a beer and we'll talk ph-p (fuck) physics.

HP makes quite the shit laptops. Go for a Toshiba for all of your sexual desires.

dude, that kid has a sweet ass guitar. yours is a piece of fucking shit.

At 11/14/09 07:07 PM, igott wrote: It's called being uptight.

or uppity.

Go into the mountains with the school kids. Become a rebel.