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Author Search Results: 'H-K-S'

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Expressionless

Topic: Super Open Girl

Posted: 11/08/09 07:06 PM

Forum: General

Deep?


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Topic: Thank You Mario - Generator

Posted: 11/08/09 07:05 PM

Forum: General

ASDF

Thank You Mario - Generator


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Topic: Need medical help now!!1!!

Posted: 11/08/09 05:15 PM

Forum: General

That's normal if you ate a lot of brownies, mane. Just enjoy the life man!


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Topic: Beat them Or Kick Them?

Posted: 11/08/09 05:12 PM

Forum: General

At 11/8/09 04:21 PM, Piss wrote: This sounds like the summary of a Saturday morning children's cartoon.

1) Fight them and get in trouble!
GASPS AND OOOOOHS

2) Tell a adult!
APPLAUDING SOUNDS.


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Topic: Anyone Going To School on 11.10.09?

Posted: 11/08/09 03:02 PM

Forum: Video Games

I'm not working or cred school on the tenth. I have the flu and I'm getting the game.


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Topic: Epic Cover Arts

Posted: 11/08/09 08:39 AM

Forum: Video Games

At 11/6/09 06:59 PM, Panzerknacker wrote: This is Demon's Souls. See that dead guy right there? Yeah, that's you. Put up or shut up.

That is me, fucking game is so damn hard in a way.


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Topic: Saints Row 1 Respect

Posted: 11/07/09 04:39 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 11/7/09 01:46 PM, Ultor wrote: Alderman Hughes had a vision for saints row you will soon see when you beat the game

The ironic thing about ultor is that they're in Red Faction as the same shitty corrupt company. If you played the DLC for saints row 2; your guy says "Ultor can go to Mars for all I care." and the prototype mining equipment you find in the tunnel. Pretty funny shit...


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Topic: There really are no games for women

Posted: 11/07/09 04:35 PM

Forum: General

Don't women play like... solitaire and uh... really gay shit like Final Fantasy?


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Topic: Getting in fight with a white kid..

Posted: 11/07/09 04:17 PM

Forum: General

At 11/7/09 04:13 PM, Timmy wrote: Sounds like your the "big tough guy" of the class that picks on smaller kids for being different (in this case, 'white').

If there is any sort of justice in the universe, you'll be the one pumping the gas into this kid's BMW in 20 years.

Nah; he'll more likely be shot before he's 23.


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Topic: Getting in fight with a white kid..

Posted: 11/07/09 04:11 PM

Forum: General

n¡gga you gay, you gay dawg.

is that not white enough for you?

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Topic: Ultimate Test for my Goldfish.

Posted: 11/07/09 12:36 PM

Forum: General

If it gets flushed; it will have to use a small sharpened Q-tip end and fight the big bad communist fishes.


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Topic: ridiculous school punishments

Posted: 11/07/09 12:34 PM

Forum: General

Had to come to school after halloween (this one) for this "Anti-drunk" shit and I was fucking hungover.


13.

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Topic: Saints Row 1 Respect

Posted: 11/07/09 10:59 AM

Forum: Video Games

Just do the drug running missions. all of them; you should get like 30 to 50 respect. Snatching hos and buy really good clothes also help.


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Topic: My girlfriend is cheating on me...

Posted: 11/07/09 05:44 AM

Forum: General

Buy a gun.


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Topic: Would you ever kill a man?

Posted: 11/06/09 03:49 PM

Forum: General

Yeah, duh. then I'd eat his cheeks off, and then have intercourse with his corpse.


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Topic: 0% Meat, Meat Products?

Posted: 11/06/09 03:47 PM

Forum: General

It's really soylent green.


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None

Topic: My boss is being sexual with me.

Posted: 11/06/09 03:41 PM

Forum: General

Rub them back really softly while licking their earlobes?


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Topic: Which enemy do you fear the most?

Posted: 11/05/09 07:39 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 10/26/09 10:16 AM, YeOldeSierra wrote: The Deathclaw from Fallout 3. The first time I saw one I was like 'Oh fuuu-'. Then I had to reload my save.

Oh god the first time I missed my headshot with it thinking it was a fairly easy enemy. I panicked when it ran away then it snuck behind me

Then the second one went around my bottlecap mine. But when i finished Mothership Zeta, The Pitt, Point lookout and anchorage; they're pretty easy now.


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Topic: What game has the best headshots?

Posted: 11/05/09 07:36 PM

Forum: Video Games

Borderland's headshots are pretty impressive to watch, especially whe you're level 40 and you used a really good sniper rifle, when you go to fyrestone and one shot level 5s.


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Topic: So I have a pellet gun...

Posted: 11/03/09 10:13 PM

Forum: General

Get a scope or order a Mosin-Nagant sight.


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Topic: Stickam Newgrounds Chat

Posted: 11/01/09 09:23 PM

Forum: General

At 11/1/09 08:45 PM, Itsbroken2 wrote:
At 11/1/09 08:39 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/2 85018
Shit was tight!

Crunk


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Topic: Recomend movies

Posted: 11/01/09 09:05 AM

Forum: General

The Warriors
Office Space
Sin City
Superman 4 "not the quest for peace version"
Anything not Uwe Boll
Ed Woods with Johnny Depp
Clockwork Orange
2001: A Space Odyssey
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Let's go to prison!


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Topic: The bitch has gotten fat.

Posted: 11/01/09 08:53 AM

Forum: General

Why don't you cook her meals and make sure she's not sneaking in food?


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Topic: I Found a boat today

Posted: 11/01/09 08:50 AM

Forum: General

wat.

I Found a boat today


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Topic: I accidentatly used my dads...

Posted: 10/31/09 02:43 PM

Forum: General

At 10/31/09 02:41 PM, The-Evil-Daed wrote: So you accidentally punched in those 16 digits, along with your address, and accidentally confirmed the purchase before you accidentally downloaded that shit for your own selfish accidental benefit?

Yeah, tell your 'story' to the belt.

I love how dumbass faggots don't even read the entire post.


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Topic: Childlike things you do?

Posted: 10/31/09 10:13 AM

Forum: General

I trust people.


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Topic: Suicide Note Generator

Posted: 10/30/09 11:36 PM

Forum: General

Listen Up Dumbfucks:

Most people kill themselves because of a mental condition. This is true in my case too. The condition I suffer from is that I am not normal, I am not like everyone of you "sane" people.

I am not normal in the sense that I am not like every other one of you brain-dead zombies. I can think. I can reason intelligently. I can observe and learn from life. I can make my own decisions and follow through on them. And I can do these without any aid from celebrities, T.V., radio or MySpace. Unfortunately, every one of you shit-brained lemmings seem to lack these skills and I can't fucking take it any more.

Since everyone else in this world is a fucking retarded drone who revels in their ignorance and unintelligence, I must put an end to my misery. I truly wish I was normal. I wish I could be a fucking retarded sponge like all of you. I wish I could have the same conversations day in and day out about sports, politics and "how about that weather huh?". But I can't.

Sure you'll see this note and say H-K-S's the crazy one. You have to it's the only way you can go on thinking you're sane and your pathetic life is meaningful. Go ahead, call me the weirdo like everyone else surely will. Then, return to your happiness of everyday mindless monotony.

My only wish is that the bullet I put into my brain doesn't kill me but only leaves me brain dead. For if ignorance is bliss and everyone of you fuck-for-brains is truly happy, then living a life without a brain stem in a coma, devoid of any cognitive ability must surely be utopia.

Leave My Machine Plugged In You Fucking Retards,

H-K-S

P.S. I superglued all my orifices shut so you coroner pricks can't steal my fillings or sex up my corpse.

HAHAHA


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Topic: New Gta In March?!

Posted: 10/30/09 11:19 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 10/30/09 11:17 PM, Canas wrote: Bring back Carl Johnson

fuck this Niko asshole he blows.

>:(

balla


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Topic: japan fan man with plan!

Posted: 10/30/09 10:20 PM

Forum: General

weeaboo.


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Topic: Algebra Teacher almost killed

Posted: 10/30/09 07:51 PM

Forum: General

I would understand the pork issue; she is muslim. However i read the koran and the torah. If you are in danger; you can eat pork if it saves you.


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