At 2/28/09 06:53 AM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote: No Top 5 games today
Wow

they were too busy getting bumped down by a cartoon about a mouthless squirrel waving its arms and screaming gibberish.

At 12/29/08 01:59 AM, RWappin wrote: Everyone should watch Kralex's new cartoon immediately

done and done

Frank Miller is a hack artist who fucked Will Eisner up the ass.

Yahtzee is just a poof who talks fast and hates any game that isnt incredibly easy.

At 12/24/08 08:26 PM, Luis wrote:

At 12/24/08 08:10 PM, YungJazz wrote: Well, that tears it. About half The Backalleys regulars won tablets this year.

i wonder what horrible things they are saying about newgrounds right now!

there are some things mankind was not meant to see:

Sorry to bump this thread guys.

But I thought I should update you all on my condition.

After I turned gay I told my father. He wasnt too happy and he threw a phonebook at me and chased me out of the house.

So I lived on the streets for about a month. Haunted by the thoughts of fleshy wrinkly cocks dancing in my dreams at night.
But a kind woman has taken me in.

To protect her I wont say her name but she and I are living together in a small flat. She's asian and she needed a roommate. So once I got on my feet again, she and I have been living together happily.

But I think she's in love with me. But I'm gay.
So I'm going to have surgery done to make myself a woman. Than as a woman, I will gay for other women. That makes logical sense right?

Then she and I can live happily ever after.
I hope!

i'm going to wish for as many ovens as I can

hint: its for jews

who the hell is he and who the fuck are you?

Spike Lee may be considered authentically black by some for his contribution to black consciousness through film.

Blackness can be contrasted with "acting white" where black Americans are said to behave with assumed characteristics of stereotypical white Americans, with regard to fashion, dialect and taste in music.

At 8/28/08 07:33 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: 2) Embrace the cock

already did that. dont wanna do it no more.

At 8/28/08 07:34 PM, Anigen wrote: ewww

go eat a fat shlubby black dick you chode munching faggot ape

FUCK YOU FRIENDO

At 8/28/08 07:38 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:
You may have said it but you are not accpeting it hinting wanting to change from being gay, you are one or the other and if you are trying to change you are denying you are gay,

I want you to read that sentence out loud to yourself. Not only so you can hear how stupid it sounds, but how there is no logic in it whatsoever.

lets apply your logic to something else:
"A DUCK DECIDES IT WANTS TO BE A LESS GAY DUCK. THE DUCK BECAME A CHICKEN. I AM RAGNAROKIA AND I APPROVE THIS SENTENCE CAUSE I AM SMART AND EAT SOUP WITH MY FEETS."

also I know far more than you about all of this so stop attempting to insult me and bother to listen,

Your uppity arrogance does not equal experience, no matter how much you might wish it did.

accept who you are as you cannot change yourself. If you pretend to be something you are not you will live in sadness and missery,

I'm a pretty happy chappy. I just dont want to like other chappies. Thats not much to ask now is it?

as such accept whichever of the two you are then grow up like everyone else.

grow up? says the guy in the anime club with the anime name.
you have far more problems then me, my friend. And your opinion in this matter is null and void simply from the shameful way you've conducted yourself in my thread. stay classy.

At 8/28/08 07:20 PM, mranarchy wrote:

At 8/28/08 05:56 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: So you're gay?

Being gay rules I love being gay, it's nothing to be ashamed of.

You should listen to this guy, he is totally awesome.

If by awesome you mean cloying and pretentious, then yah i agree

At 8/28/08 06:46 AM, groundpwndr wrote:
I have cooked over a million meals, and nobody calls me a chef,

probably cause your food sucks. ever think of that?

also i printscreened your woke up gay post. We wont let you forget if you ever come to your "senses"
try to be nice to people who are being nice to you, or else they will butt rape you and then where will you be, liking it? we shall see.

oh ho
you are so clever man. look at YOU! man i wish i could be on your level of coolness man

At 8/28/08 06:52 AM, Dalario wrote: You are a teenager for fuck sake, it have been scientifically proved that the part of your brain that choose your sexual preference is going to change a lot. You are not gay, you are not straight, you are a teenager.

i'm 25, noodlenose
someone take this guy off the stage

At 8/28/08 06:57 AM, Erikio wrote:
There are speculations however, that the recent uprise in homosexuality has been from the recent uprise in Soy products. As you may not know, soy has an extremely high estrogen content. Eh, eh?

See now THIS is what i needed when i made this thread. This is a good scientific study.
I DO eat alot of soy. I even eat those little "soy treats" that you can get at supermarkets. I live for those things. And each time I've eaten them, I've felt this need to talk about how fabulous they are, but I always kept my trap shut.
Perhaps if I stop eating things with soy, my republican weiner will become a healthy democratic dick once more.
thank for being one of the only helpful people on the forums today

At 8/28/08 07:42 AM, The-evil-bucket wrote: You can't change your sexual orientation any more than you can change your skin color.

people have been changing their skin color using technology and science for 10 years now, Igor

At 8/28/08 08:14 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: I am 17 and Oliver is 15 we are not unsure of our sexuality, but clearly you are in the denial phase you know you are gay but you are denying it

I'm not denying it. You're so full of shit, that its flooded your eyes and has blinded you to the obvious.
I fully admited I'm gay now. In the first post. Learn to read for the love of all thats good. What the hell is wrong with you, you prick?

and you are going to be homophobic untill you finally accept it, I still wont forgive it as you are a shit gay and frankly you dont deserve anyone of either sex so there.

And you're a shit human being. Go swim in a pool of ants and get out of my topic with your neo-liberal crackerjack crumbs.

At 8/28/08 05:56 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: So you're gay?

Being gay rules I love being gay, it's nothing to be ashamed of.

thats nice but i dont care
i dont want to be in the same boat as you

At 8/28/08 05:49 AM, Paul-Thy-God wrote: Ok calm down, there is electro shock therapy you can get to fix your "Urges". Alternativley you can go here that should put you off men.

HAHAHAHARDYHAR goatse oh how clever
and electro shock therapy is just as useless and dumb as a 10 year old shock site

But seriously, thats a lie, people are born gay or straight, its a brain thing, dont worry, i though i was gay once, then i realised if the only way is anal (Missionary Impossible HUR HUR HUR) wont my doodle get all pooey? that put me off.

You will get over it.

you're fucking 15. your body is still in the throws of puberty. you dont KNOW what you want.
i'm 25.
i'm an adult.
can someone smarter please help?

sorry to use the bbs like a facebook profile but i have a small problem

right so um i've always been a pretty straight guy. and by that i mean, i liked the company of women. i liked the curve of their waists, how their spine makes that little indentation on their back, how their ribcage delicately pushes out their busoms.
everything. i was a manly man.

the problem is last night i went to bed after a bit of drinking, and when i woke up, i had this weird feeling in my tummy.
and i see my roommate walking around without his shirt off. and i kid you not, i had a 'accident' right then and there.
and since then, all i can think about are penises...and muscular abs...and tight hairy buttocks. chiseled chins. manbeards. powerful forarms and muscular thighs.
i've been 'pleasuring' myself to photos of shia lebouf and bruce campbell.

in short, I woke up gay.
gay as the pranciest pixie in gaytown.

guys
i need to fix this
i was raised in a christian household, and even though i no longer believe in god (i'm an atheist now and PROUD of it thank you VERY much), i still think being gay is wrong.
a dick is supposed to be in a pussy. two dicks do not make a right. two pussies do not make a right either. evolution and nature tell me this is wrong. procreation does not come from me being a flopping faggot all day and clenching my gums around a man's powerpole.
being gay is wrong. i am sorry if you disagree.
and no i dont need you bringing in religion and politics and darwin to try and convince me its ok to be gay. 'we're queer, we're here, and proud of it' sickens me.

i dont WANT to be gay.
i have been perusing female pornography and hentai all night. and i have yet to feel that telltale tingle in my genitals. luscious moist breasts of the feminine form now repulse me. the pink layered caverns of the vagina no longer excite me. i want cocks in my butt. and i know i shouldnt.

help me bbs. i dont need drama. i just need help. make me normal again.

like we did last summer

oh baby

lets twist again, like we did last year

EVERYOME TWIST

At 7/26/08 03:53 AM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote:
but you know what you'll NEVER be as edgy as?

No, what?

At 7/26/08 03:51 AM, Fivemoon wrote: fuck off faggot
this isnt the forum for that kind of SHIT

fuck you, you hooknosed jew
i will clod you in your god damned jew face i will

see i use jew because i'm edgy haha i love it

why dont you guys just record yourselves and stick it on youtube?
tommorows nobodies doesnt need to be a cartoon anyway. nothing cartoony happens

boy this is the best news i've heard in forever
not cause i dont like cartoons but because metal gear awesome and sony suck
and so does wii

LONG LIVE XBOX YEAH

At 3/8/08 08:42 PM, danomano65 wrote:
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

The only reason it gets past judgement is:
It seems like there was no effort put into this at all. Maybe next time, you can try doing more than 3-4 frames of stick animation looped endlessly and it might good enough to submit, but as it is, this "movie" is nothing more than an animated .gif, the kind of thing you'd see on ytmnd, not here.
I was gonna be pretty nasty about this (That's right, I'm a jackass) until I read your response to one of the reviews, saying you didn't expect it to pass. Yeah, it was a crap flash, but what's concerning is that it actually got through.
That aside, I feel I've got to draw attention to the art of parodying. If you are going to, try to mimic them as closely as possible. It's alright having one or two areas slightly away from the real thing, but this wasn't even close.

It is obvious that most of you have talent, so why did you waste it on that immature, pointless, disgusting, nauseating, aimless waste of time. This was a movie that seemed to rely on shock value to keep viewers viewing. Personally I got tired after the second anus stretch. I hope that didn't go on too long, and that I didn't miss some really good, entertaining part that didn't involve immaturity because I closed that after the cat was raped with repeated blood shed.
I have seen scatalogical humor before, and this isn't it. Timing poo to a song can be funny if done tastefully and isn't completely overkilled like it is here. There's only so much poo people can take before it isn't funny anymore; this movie goes so far beyond that amount that it sinks to the level of poor taste, and I couldn't even watch the whole thing because I got BORED. I'm thoroughly disappointed.

your saying something like ummm... lets take a spiderman pardies. its like your saying everyone is spiderman then im umm venom, this is all a bunch of bull shit its like your saying im like fucking hitler, or fucking sadam hussein, when i find u the "Sadam" because your making all the shit up, (including that flash shit) this is all a bunch of bull shit you wasted your fucking time on that i hardly even read, i practically didnt even skim through it, so u just wasted lets say about an hour making those 2 pieces of shit stories

As long as people know that Tom is paying off the Moon Myndicate, we at the Gwammah Gwoup also demand respect.

and money as well. please give us your money. no seriously. give it.

The point the moons are trying to make, Piclownjew, is that the flash crews on this site get no respect.

Look at the Lamp Legion or the Apple Crew. Noone cares about them. Noone cares about you. Noone cares about the Gwammah Gwoup either.

I have talked with Tom
like at least 39 times about this but he refuses to do anything
until the mods or admins get involved we will always be like second bananas to the "cool" crews on this site.

also i think it's very disprespectful to diss the kitty krew or the star syndicate. they created newgrounds with Tom!!!! they could ban you dude i dont want to see that happen! just calm down and drink some coffee or somethin

The moon guy is right. But you guys should calm down. This kind of online violence leads nowhere.

Besides.

The Gwammah Gwoup was always a much better flash crew anyways. Goin strong since '05, baby!

And unlike you other crews, we have talent on our side! so ha!

At 1/23/08 11:32 PM, the-amazing-joe wrote:

At 1/23/08 11:24 PM, gwammah wrote:

You've run out of good arguments, then I assume?

I didn't threaten you. I said you deserve to get your ass kicked.

I'll take that as a solid "yes"

At 1/23/08 11:22 PM, the-amazing-joe wrote: All I'm learning is that you deserve to get your ass kicked.

And now you've sunk to using physical threats on the internet.
You've run out of good arguments, then I assume?

At 1/23/08 11:21 PM, the-amazing-joe wrote: Please just shut up.

If I do, you wont learn anything.

At 1/23/08 11:08 PM, the-amazing-joe wrote: I didn't. Stop being an asshole.

Stop making it so easy.