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At 12/12/09 01:55 PM, Grizzli wrote: If you didnt read it right then we were obviously NOT on the same page.

He suggested a qualification method; i described a qualification method.

I think it's you who isn't on the same page as the rest of us. Hell, are you even reading the same book?

At 12/12/09 01:51 PM, Grizzli wrote: No, i mean a spertae system that you need to qualify for, as in a drivers license! i didnt mean you NEEDED A DRIVERS LISENCE TO PARENT! thats just retarded!

I'm sorry, I didn't read it right. But we were on the same page.

At 12/12/09 01:39 PM, Grizzli wrote: Better then parents getting thier kids no matter how horrible they are. There should be a parental qualification system, like a driver's license.

Just because you can drive doesn't mean you're qualified to reproduce. What I suggest is an examination system and background checks. Determine the intelligence of the individual, their past credit activities and their current employment prospects. If they're welfare cheats or dropped out of school in Grade 9, no dice. Just rip her Uterus out before she can use it.

At 12/12/09 01:39 PM, camobch0 wrote: I have 3 knives on there.

Fuck your shit, who needs a knife anyway?

0. Shit
1. Poor
2. Ok
3. Good
4. Very Good
5. Outstanding

that's it. there's no 6 - 10 stars.

At 8/13/09 01:58 PM, ExpletiveDeleted wrote: Jackshit about Buddhism

That's basically what you know, buddy.

At 12/12/09 01:10 PM, Grizzli wrote: The big one is so sharp, even touch the edge and it will give you the nastiest papercut of your life.

You call that a knife?

Mods = Gods

At 12/12/09 01:10 PM, VitaminP wrote: At 18 she is legally an adult and so is no longer a kid, therefore she is just as bad as her mother for not helping her siblings.

You'd be hard-pressed to find a totally independant 18 year old these days. And don't forget we're talking about religious nuts here.

At 12/12/09 10:31 AM, jamesbondman wrote: What I'm trying to say is that God of War could've gotten some sort of idea from the book.

So could have alot of things. Shakespeare got his ideas from Greek Mythology and Theatre.

I'm trying to say the entire story, but some sort of idea, get it?

No, I don't. Your argument has more holes than Sonny Corleone.

At 12/12/09 12:37 PM, chubbthehippo wrote: I figured that just meant that was what the mom wanted her to do. If the daughter also believed that, then why is the mom the only one being persecuted? They should all be getting medical help.

Cause the kids are kids and they're too stupid to realize what they were doing was foolish. Yes, even the 18 year old.

At 12/12/09 12:32 PM, Ericho wrote: I remember going to Ebaumsworld and looking at some pictures that were for useless inventions. The one that comes out most vividly in my mind is this sweater you wear that has a neatly cut hole on the arms. You can use this to look at your watch on your hand so you won't have to go through all of the work of putting your sleeve up to look at your watch!

Fuck I'd pay for one of those. I wouldn't have that annoying bump under my sleeve either.

At 12/12/09 08:29 AM, Afterhumanity wrote: Evolution doesn't have to mean it's positive though, I think "Evolving for the Worst" would be the proper term.

Charles Darwin is facepalming in his grave...

At 12/12/09 11:56 AM, Ericho wrote: I just think it is true. I mean, I hear all these people rant about how global warming is a hoax and the like, but it's no different than something like fundamentalists trying to prove that creationism is real.

Creationism is based on faith, while the global warming concept can be proven or disproven with evidence. You can't back up fiction with fact.

They cite soruces to back themselves up, but the sources are either from a minority of people or simply taken out of context.

As what the resistant voice in any argument usually is. That's no reason to disregard it.

Which is nothing new for pretty much any crazy thing that people have ever tried to justify.

But you don't think its crazy that people believe CO2 is making the planet hotter when high levels of atmospheric CO2 have been known to exist during incredibly cold periods in the earths history?

At 12/12/09 12:05 PM, Greenfrost6 wrote: This make-believe diety is an belief that has existed for more than 2000 years. This belief of believing no beliefs? 50 years.

The term Atheism dates back to the 16th century, but the concept of atheism predated the birth of Christ by 600 years. Oh, and it's based on another religion whose God has not been proven either.

No amount of e-bitching is going to change more than 1 billion Catholics minds.

NOT ALL CHRISTIANS ARE CATHOLICS HURR DURR

:If you want to hang out with others who act cool on the internet flaming the name of god, then join the club and stop wasting everyone's time with these stupid theists vs atheist arguments.

In other words, stop picking on me.

Enough said.

Fair enough. You're still a moron, though.

At 12/12/09 12:06 PM, chubbthehippo wrote: So? The daughter still could've have gotten food, they both decided not to. Unless the mom forced them to not get a job, then they are all just as stupid, when the article clearly blames the mom. This would make sense if the kids were 5 or 6, but 18?

You missed this line:

We were supposed to wait for God to provide," said Walker's oldest daughter, now 21. "And that's what we did."

Obviously the daughter is as much a religious nut as her mother. Case closed.

At 12/12/09 11:42 AM, Mr-Destruction wrote: There was someone who made a thread years ago, and it was about how he put a hole in a bar of soap and fucked it, which then caused his penis to start bleeding. He said he read somewhere that soap is a good alternative to jacking off, and that he figured it would work because soap is slippery. He supplied pics and all. It was great.

Ahh yeah, I remember that thread. Wasn't he remembered from then on by some specific nickname, or am I just remembering things that didn't happen.

That thread was hilarious, though, in any respect.

At 12/12/09 11:40 AM, Greenfrost6 wrote: Just because this woman is a religious wackjob doesn't mean all religious people are. I'm catholic, but that doesn't mean I go to church every Sunday and not eat meat on Fridays,

How can you say you're a Catholic when you don't follow basic practice? Let me guess, you disregard all the bad things the Bible says and only follow the good things.

You can't cotton-pick which parts of a religion you follow and what you disregard. You're either all in, or not at all.

it just means I believe in a better place when I one day pass away from natural cause.

You don't need to be Catholic (or even religious) to believe in the afterlife.

Anyone who says all religious believers are morons are stereotypical douchebags, and it's these kinds of people who are making the world worse.

You believe in a make-believe diety. Enough said.

At 12/12/09 11:36 AM, VitaminP wrote: So she could have got a job and bought her own food instead of starving like a moron.

You're talking about the daughter of a woman who believed God would provide for them, remember?

At 12/12/09 11:31 AM, BrockManson wrote:

At 12/12/09 11:28 AM, GuyForks wrote: As I write this, I'm eating a frozen hash brown filled with vegetables. I think it's known as bubble and squeak to the Limeys. I also enjoy frozen potatoes.

That doesn't resemble bubble and squeak at all.

it's frozen food; made for simplicity's sake. Still tastes good, though.

OM NOM NOM NOM

At 12/12/09 11:30 AM, PrivateJoker92 wrote: I enjoy calamari and chocolate milk, my friend finds it odd.

You sir are seriously fucked up. Good gods, man, what is wrong with you?!

As I write this, I'm eating a frozen hash brown filled with vegetables. I think it's known as bubble and squeak to the Limeys. I also enjoy frozen potatoes.

ITT: You tell us about your weird food fetishes and discuss them.

The Wheel.

At 12/12/09 11:15 AM, chubbthehippo wrote: And I repeat, the daughter was 18, she could've gotten a job, maybe?

So?

Lying in bed, unable to sleep.

At 12/12/09 07:39 AM, camobch0 wrote: Because people don't realize that it take a hundred of years to see any noticeable difference that would affect their lifestyles?

It has been hundreds of years since the process supposedly began; namely, the industrial revolution.

At 12/12/09 07:43 AM, Zingking wrote: Hey guys try and keep the idea train going, and preferably no drinking ones either, I got too drunk last nignt, not really hung over, but just no drinking ones, lol

To Do during 2010: Stop being so soft.

At 12/12/09 06:03 AM, poxpower wrote: There's more mercury in one can of tuna than 50 truckloads of vaccines.

Come now, you really believe it's safe?

At 12/12/09 01:43 AM, xellon2 wrote: never works for me

Then there is no hope for you. You know what to do...

At 12/12/09 12:34 AM, Samen wrote: No, wait, he's right, I remember now!
Actually, it sounds kinda like DOOM 2. Are you sure that it's not DOOM 2?

No man, it's definately Halo.