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I think the real question is, why is a pierced wang called a Prince Albert?

Sure, where do I sign up, sounds like a lot of fun.

It sucks, that's for sure. That's really all there is to it. I wouldn't take it out on them, though. They're already have a rough time without you making it worse. Divorce is hard on everyone, don't make it out like you're the only one that is having a hard time.

At 9/11/05 06:49 PM, Morextremist wrote: wake me up, when september ends...

OMG, t3h emo!

I get the big bag of the frosted shredded wheat. I have a friend who thinks it's cool to be picky about things. I talked to him about generic cereal before and he said he could taste the difference. Long story short: the hell he can. It's all wheat and sugar.

Yeah, fuck people for wanting to play games at their leisure. They should be shot, hung, and raped in that order for not having video games as their number one priority. Let's try to get game companies to only make text based games so they can concentrate on stories and gameplay!

At 9/11/05 06:23 PM, LuckFarmer wrote: dummer not stupider

Not quite, Ace. I would say less intelligent, however stupider would be more appropriate than dummer. Chiefly because dummer isn't a word. I think you were looking for dumber and even that isn't quite right. Usually you say more dumb, but that doesn't quite fit, hence, less intelligent would have been a choice phrase. I still don't understand why people take the trouble to correct someone and make silly mistakes like that.

On a different note, George Washington owned slaves. Does that make him a worse President? No, it just means that it was a different time period. It's hard to say anything negative against a man as fabled as George Washington, dispite his flaws. I would say that comparing two men in a job that has changed drastically in the past 220 years is pretty silly, especially when one of those men is an American legend.

At 9/11/05 03:35 PM, LadyGrace wrote: Speaking of sigs. You like the new one TheJoe made for me? I think it rules! :o

Awesome, I remember seeing those commercials on TV. Good stuff. I also made myself a new sig a day or so ago, I thought I needed a change.

At 9/11/05 06:28 PM, red_skunk wrote: I think I might get a tattoo or two.

What kind are you looking to get?

At 9/11/05 03:43 PM, Enoll wrote: Dollars of the skin.
The leather that ohlds in my jutter for the hutter.
I remeber a movie where a man made a hut on this beach biut then it
got wahsed away by pirates and stuff..oh god that was some koodle joodle...
dfdxc
hah

Dude, stop trying to act tripped out. Unless you're on a meth bender and that's why you've been up for a little over two days, then you're just typing that to act like you're going crazy. 50 hours of wakefullness doesn't make you crazy. Now, if you've been up for several days, definately more than 3, then maybe I could see that.

My dad is a conspiracy nut and he said something along these lines. He said it had to do with EMP waves and ionization. When I asked him if he knew what any of that meant he said no. Just people on the internet trying to act smart by duping people who don't have any clue about science.

Have you gotten to the continuity loss yet? Eventually you can't tell when things happen. Your sense of temporal reference is shot to hell. At least that's what happened to me. I've stayed up for 3 days before. I want to shoot for a week sometime, but it's going to have to wait till the winter since I'll be useless for functioning that whole week, pretty much.

At 9/11/05 11:58 AM, Loch_Ness_Monster wrote: They could still easily hit South Korea

Right, and have the fallout come right back to North Korea. South Korea is too close for them to use nukes without risking damaging their own country. And they have no reason to attack Japan. Are they going to cause an international incident purely out of spite?

At 9/11/05 03:28 PM, Elfer wrote: Also, uploading a picture just for the purpose of being able to use the roll eyes smiley? I make notice of that with uncertain emotion regarding this action!

Highly dubious.

At 9/11/05 03:16 PM, KrazyKool wrote: My fingers > Your fingers.

I refuse to believe that. I have a kung-fu grip. I guess it's from those fingertip push-ups I do. You stick your fingers out stright so that your last joints are perpendicular to the ground, not parallel. They're hardcore.

My knucles, neck, lower back, and right shoulder get tense at times, so popping them separates them a little and helps relieve some of the pressure. It doesn't give you arthritis, by the way, that's a myth.

At 9/11/05 02:49 PM, yellow_productions wrote: ...
Actually, it may be manmade, but not by a weather changing device. Think about it, why is the levee broken only by the black communitys. Do you find anything strange about that? The hurricane actually didnt hit us, it hit biloxi. The huricane didnt cause it, they think it was a bargr but i think a barge couldnt have struck 2 areas.

The levees were put under tremendous stress by the hurricane. The fact that the hurricane didn't directly hit New Orleans made it worse, since the winds on the edge are traveling faster than in the center, it's simple rotational velocity. After taking such a beating, the levees could only hold up for so long.

At 9/11/05 02:33 PM, Elfer wrote: C) Any humour value doesn't come from the sig itself, it comes from the fact that it's a modified version of an actual tribute sig that's been going around the BBS.

Bingo

It really isn't that hard. You don't hold your arms out past your head, though, it's just a simpler way to draw it.

At 9/11/05 02:13 PM, -DareDevilGuy- wrote: Some people enjoy themselves here by ranking up in their stats, some people enjoy themselves by getting well-known, and some enjoy themselves by whoring themself out. Everybody comes here for different reasons

I'm here for the rich flavor and smooth finish.

At 9/11/05 12:55 PM, specimen56 wrote: Dude, no offence, but it was four years ago.
A lot more shit has happened since then that we should be concerning ourselves with at this presice second in time...

I pity the generation that thinks 4 years is a long time, especially when it concerns the first internation terrorist attack on US soil. I would consider 4 years to be quite recent.

At 9/11/05 02:04 PM, BadReligionSkater wrote: Stand in awe.

Absolutely amazing.

At 9/11/05 02:00 PM, ikillforfun wrote: i wasn't backseat modding i was telling him he posted in the wrong board retard -_-

So what you're saying is that you were backseat modding...

Here's one I made in a solid 24 hour block of time.

There's this one song that is pretty much the exact same thing. It's an acapela group called the "King's Singers" that does it. Here's basically the gist of the song "I look at my enormous penis, and everything's going my way." It's pretty funny.

Fifen, wait, what?

It's called the flag pole. And yes, it is possible, I can do it for over a minute.

At 9/11/05 12:44 PM, Elfer wrote: Sorry guys, but I just couldn't allow this one to be left undone.

Hilarious!! That one's pretty good.

Crazy asians, what zany antics will they be up to next?

At 9/11/05 02:55 AM, Nomader wrote: They did - Texas won - and Ohio State sucks... my sis is at Michigan and my dad went there - and for the first time in my life, I rooted for Texas... I mean Michigan didn't do so well today (lost to Notre Dame) but at least Ohio State lost...

HAHA, Texas beat Michigan in the Rose Bowl last year. It was an excellent game, don't get me wrong, worthy of commemorating the first time these epic programs met. But I guess the Big-10 teams don't fare so well when this Texas team plays them for the first time. I guess that's what happens when you have 11 teams in a conference called the Big-10. And don't excuse it with the logo, come on, we all know it's a weak cover up.

Fli, you are quite the gardener. I can't say I've ever had much gardening experience growing up. My mother had something of a black thumb when it came to caring for plants. Sounds like you have quite a bit of expertise.