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At 12/6/05 12:48 AM, Shrapnel wrote: If you had that sticker in Texas I swear your car would be vandalized.

Not if you live in Austin.

Okay, this has very ominous overtones to it. I'm going to bet what he's talking about is sexual in nature.

I came into this thread looking for more cowbell and I was sorely dissapointed.

Yeah, I heard about that. That's pretty amazing stuff. The first thing I thought of was Face Off.

At 12/5/05 10:43 PM, Mast3rMind wrote: Genter45

What the fuck?

Skunk, I wouldn't know, I don't shop at Sam's Club. In Texas, we have an amazing store called HEB which is probably the best supermarket chain I've ever been to.

Let me just put it this way, the only reason why Robocop is Robocop is because he got his ass handed to him so severely they had to put him in that tin can of a suit.

Terminator is a fucking killing machine; a robot that kills people as its sole purpose for existing.

I think that sums it up pretty well.

At 12/5/05 06:32 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: I speed read it so I didn't know what charges they were referring to until some other dude told me. Glad laundering charges is still there.

I'm siding with ML on this one. Political preferences aside, it's irresponsible to be excited about hearing about corruption in Congress. You would think that it's good news that our representatives aren't quite as sleazy as the charges would suggest.

I'll give you a hawt out of secksay. I'd like to say my rating system pretty blows all of you guys out of the water.

At 12/5/05 06:08 PM, lapis wrote: I rest my case.

By what? Proving my point? This was one of the very first civilizations to have ever existed. It supports my point of saying that we have progressed beyond that. Of course they made a God for masturbation, that's what they had been doing excessively as cultureless savages before they created their civilization. We've progressed beyond that. I suppose you'd also say that we should go back slash and burn farming and eating meat, as well. We're beyond that in this day and age. If you want to go back to 5000 BC, go ahead, just don't expect the world to follow.

At 12/5/05 04:59 PM, BeFell wrote: You know Microsoft has a program set up where they give students XP software for $3.50. I didn't really need a copy, I just ordered one for the hell of it.

Tha Campus computer store at UT offers a lot of software at the educational price. I got Flash 8 at a steal of a deal.

Costco makes monitors? What the hell?

If we're talking about alternating current, then my muscles would qualify.

At 12/5/05 05:38 PM, Bancer wrote: Read it carefully, the conspiracy chargeers were dropped, the money laundering charges still stand.

Yeah, he's still got a ways to go and he still has to stand down from his position as the majority leader, so he's not out of the woods yet. The evidence for the money laundering indictment, if I'm not mistaken, is somewhat substantial, so I'll be interested in seeing how this all plays out.

At 12/5/05 05:34 PM, lapis wrote: Masturbation itself is among the oldest and most vital skills known to man and certainly one that every teenage boy should seek to master.

Vital? What good has ever come from masturbation? It's a fulfillment of lust, nothing more.

You know what else is a fulfillment of lust? Rape. You don't support rape do you? And don't tell me that masturbation is a victimless crime, you're degrading yourself by doing it and debasing yourself to your less instincts. There's a reason why humans left the wilds and created society, it was to escape a constant state of survival where we were relegated to nothing more than our base, animal instincts. I'm sure you wouldn't want to go back to that state. Legal masturbation is a step towards the total breakdown of society.

Just goes to show you that indictments don't equate to convictions.

I party every weekend and I hang out with friends most evenings, I'd say I have an active social life. Although sometimes I will be on the computer for a while in a day.

At 12/5/05 09:07 AM, Shrapnel wrote: More importantly, who makes $6000 an hour?

Apparently some bitches do.

Click the link in my sig, that oughta help you out.

At 12/5/05 07:57 AM, CatSyrup wrote: Sometimes i wonder how anyone ever got laid before internet forums came along.

They didn't, plain and simple.

At 12/5/05 07:52 AM, Sonicgamer00 wrote:

At 12/3/05 09:10 PM, Dark_lord_Haku wrote:

At 12/3/05 09:09 PM, Gunter45 wrote:

At 12/3/05 09:07 PM, Cojones893 wrote: I wish I could beat hookers with less strain on my arms.

Two words: baseball bat.

Chain saw is better

Dude, he said beat, not mutilate or kill.

Damn right. Who wants to get organs all over their suit? Just give them a couple swift cracks to the chest and get your damned money.

I get up for work at 6:30 and leave at about 7:15, but not today.

Here are my sneakers. Not my daily shoes, but I wear them to play basketball and go jogging.

What a story. Well done getting away from the law. You better go on the lam.

At 12/5/05 04:31 AM, senihcam_e wrote: ....this is a stupid topic....what person in there right mind whats to stop Masturbation....honestly

The same kind of person who is interested in the morality of the nation. What you should be asking is what kind of person supports masturbation.

I've thought about it, but this is the handle I've had since '01. I'd have to have a really good reason to justify breaking a 4+ year streak.

At 12/5/05 03:25 AM, Dr_Arbitrary wrote:

At 12/4/05 11:35 PM, PCHoliday wrote: Singing should be mandatory. That way we could teach the world to sing in perfcet harmony.

We could make millions if we can turn that into a bumper sticker!

Yeah, it's so cheezy people would be forced to buy it.

I don't have a list. Whatever gifts I get are fine since I don't really need anything.

At 12/5/05 02:38 AM, Bancer wrote: Walk the line is the best movie I have seen in theaters in a while. Definatly worth seeing.

its the movie about Johnny Cash.

And I absolutely must see it. The problem is a matter of when I can make time.

At 12/5/05 02:35 AM, madknt wrote: open it in paint.
File: Save As:
change the format..
Save.

Okay, and do you know if they have a stone tablet to USB adapter so I can get my chiselwork into paint?