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Or maybe even The McCain Thread. That would be awesome.

I ponder what will happen to this thread once Bush's presidency is concluded.

At 5/26/06 08:56 PM, Nylo wrote: Libertarians are like Liberals, But you know, with balls.

I thought libertarians were socially liberal, but heavily for capitalism.

So you're just going to allow them to sneak in illegally? Fuck off, kid. Some of us still have respect for our laws and wish to enforce them.

Communism is for fags.

At 5/25/06 07:31 PM, Mick_the_champion wrote: Kenzu is a fucking ewok.

The guy's more fucking annoying than Jar Jar Binks.

At 5/25/06 04:06 PM, F-8-L-E-T wrote: U dun know shit about the world...

I know ragheads are extremely violent.

I must be black too since I love watermelon and fried chicken so much.

I don't see what the big deal about smoking the reefer. Burning anything and then inhaling it isn't healthy regardless of the substance either.

At 5/25/06 03:17 PM, Mick_the_champion wrote:

At 5/25/06 02:32 PM, Lannolin wrote: ...Then, while being able to relax, he'd be able to relax on a shitload of money. :/

What can you buy in Cuba? An infinite supply of poorly made lighters with a crappy painting of Che' on the side?

Can't you buy donkey meat in Cuba? MMMM, donkey burgers.

At 5/25/06 12:14 PM, marc_murray wrote: a street cleaner or builder should be rewarded more than a godam office worker or the ceo of some toy company but that dosnt happen does it?is that fair?capitalism is shit.

You're a fucking moron. A street cleaner doesn't command as much capital as a CEO now does he? what you're advocating isn't even socialism or communism. In socialism everyone would be equal in a lesser extent then communism. What you're saying is give some street cleaner who probably never graduated highschool an office while the CEO who had to attend college four years, and even work harder to be elected CEO by a majority vote of share holders. You don't know shit. Never get into an economic thread again.

I have a little video for you, F-8-L-E-T. Now go watch it and stfu you Islama-fascist.

I've come to realize rap is not a word or term of any sort, rather it is an acronym. The acronym is rap = retards attempting poetry.

At 5/25/06 12:47 AM, InternalDefect wrote:

At 2/16/06 06:24 PM, PacoW wrote: How does it feel to know that we could bomb your bitchass country right off the map if we wanted to?

except china

It'd make me sad I wasn't in Cuba anymore--I'd be particularly sad that I can't get any good cigars made by someone else. D:>

What the fuck is a fifteen year old girl doing with cigars?

I'm not even that religious and the typical atheist on this forum annoys me beyond reprisal. The ones that think they're smarter than everyone else. The kind that listen to Slipknot and have emo account names.

What the fuck are you talking about? Who uses a fucking painting to back up their arguments?

At 5/24/06 06:40 PM, o_r_i_g_i_n_a_l wrote:

At 5/24/06 06:38 PM, GSgt_Liberal wrote: Sounds like the US to me.

I have a funny feeling that was the point…

Ding ding ding, we have a winner!

At 5/24/06 06:14 PM, o_r_i_g_i_n_a_l wrote: I don’t see why civies could possibly need automatics… but apart from that, yeah I do.

Fair enough for me.

Have any better suggestions?

I would kick out Marth: that guy looks like a fucking cross-dresser.

At 5/24/06 04:15 PM, o_r_i_g_i_n_a_l wrote: One of my personal requirements for a Utopia is that every chemical and herbal substance is legal. People would be educated, told the facts, then have the right to choose what they put in their body once they reach the specified age of consent.

Do you feel the same way about guns ownership?

At 5/24/06 05:53 PM, dark_emo wrote: WTF? SO what? can't gay's live in peace too? I mean we're also people we just have different intrests. you sound like a total ashole.

Stfu you emo ho. This thread was intended for laughs. We don't need anymore politically correct morons in here spouting "homophobe" and "how they have different interests." People who are too insecure to laugh at something as trivial as a person's sexuality disgusts me.

My definition of a sucessful nation is a country that is an economic colossus, has a powerful military that is reluctant to fight, but not unwilling when the need arises, respect the right of free-thought on campuses and public, and has strong patriotism among it's citizenry.

This whole ban on abortion thing is asinine. If you outlaw abortion people would get back-ally abortions, but if you allow partial-birth abortion to resume it cheapens human life. Nine months into the pregnancy the fetus isn't just a fetus. but a human being with it's own DNA, heartbeat, bloodtype, and consciousness. Medical experts have recently discovered it's not the mother who triggers birth but the baby inside the womb, which decides it's time. This is premature birth occurs sometimes. My solutions is to keep first and second trimester abortions and illegalize third term and definitely retroactive abortions.

Communists have sex with dogs.

You guy's haven't seen shit. Check out rotten.com.

The girls from DOA 4

At 5/23/06 11:08 PM, SoldAsFreedom wrote: Capital idea, my friend! Businesses are able to effeciently gain maximum profit and minimum cost!

We're most likely going to privatize social security.

What's so bad about privatizing social security? That idea is genius.

At 5/23/06 10:27 PM, pt9_9 wrote:

At 5/23/06 03:17 PM, GSgt_Liberal wrote: And economic freedom is as essential to liberty as political freedom.

CEO's are as good as tyrants.

Bitch.

You don't know jack shit. Get the fuck off my computer you little shit.

At 5/23/06 09:42 PM, ChocoCrack wrote: *Clears throat* As Carlos Mencia has pointed out, we lose alot of the following without the beaners:

Word of advice: Never use the material of a comedian as a primary bases political stands.

1. Mexican food (A good majority!)

How many mexicans do you se working at Taco Bell?

2. a HUGE chunk of Americas work force

Not necessarily, we could easily outsource those jobs to the Chinese, but all mexicans have to due is apply for citizenship or legal passage into the US so they can work. No need to jump over our borders and take a shit on our laws.

Oh and if we build a superwall... who the fuck is going to build it if they aren't here?

Legal mexicans, not illegal ones.

(Btw I have nothing against mexicans and totally respect them. Sorry if the above statements offend you.)

No need to be all PC about this shit. Carlos didn't play that card in his satire, now did he?