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Sure, analyse me.

I guess you wouldn't like -Err0r- a whole lot.

Sure, estimate my suckage. I can never resist a rating topic. : (God damnit)

Once on a camping trip, when everyone was asleep, I took this kid's tooth brush and rubbed my scrotom on it for about 8 mins. And then proceeded to watch him use it the next morning

I don't know if that's dangerous, but my pals thought it was funny when I told them about it.

Why the hell does Adult Swim insist on tainting its few hours a night with all this anime shit?

At 4/30/06 06:48 PM, Maus wrote: He was being a whingebag because I locked his Naruto topic.

Wtf is a naruto?

I think I speak for a majority of the BBS when I say they're more important issues to undertake. Transsexuality is too trivial an issue to take into cosideration right now.

At 4/30/06 12:38 PM, Frenzy_Explosion wrote: Rate everything of mine out of 100.

I'm serious.

You gotta get back to the topic you started, beyotch, and finish rating.

MCR sucks huge donkey porkers.

Test my name.

At 4/30/06 12:06 PM, buildversionIV wrote:

At 4/30/06 12:02 PM, GunCrave wrote: You're from Australia, right? So how about you worry about your own problems and we'll worry about our own. We'll deal with rampant gun violence while you guys, hmmm try to stop kangaroos from overrunning your country.

kthbai

I bet you're big Charlton Heston fan hey?

We have gun violence over here as well you know?

Why dont you leave a useful post, rather than just bitching.

I wasn't bitching, I was offering some useful insight. You should fix your own nation's problems before you want try to repair the problems of another country.

And yes, Charlton Heston is awesome. He's almost as cool as Clint Eastwood.

Give me a shot.

Make my day.

You're from Australia, right? So how about you worry about your own problems and we'll worry about our own. We'll deal with rampant gun violence while you guys, hmmm try to stop kangaroos from overrunning your country.

kthbai

I'd sign this thing, but I believe you have to be eighteen. I've always been somewhat pro-choice, however, this is a huge waste of tax dollars. And liberals are bitching about how we're running up a debt.

At 4/29/06 10:15 PM, therealsylvos wrote:

At 4/29/06 05:14 PM, GunCrave wrote: You're all fucking idiots. We live in a Democratic-Republic.

wich is redundant i believe...

Not at all.

Cherry pie is da bomb.

I invented grab ass. South Park totally ripped me off.

Rate me, I wanna score.

At 4/29/06 05:51 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 4/29/06 05:41 PM, ErectPENISman wrote:

PRETTY ugly? When I look at your pics I just wanna hurl all over my monitor, and thats speaking out of kindness.

Wow, you're a little over sensitive. Maybe you should lay off the speed and realize that not everyone looks at their body mainly as a visual display for people on the internet. If I was as sensitive as you I'd have focused this how post on how much I'd like to track you down and sterilize you for being a retard with defective DNA like some sort of SS diehard.

Take a chill pill, man. I felt the same way when I looked at her pic. I just chose not to say it until now. Hell, she says she doesn't care if anyone thinks she's ugly as long as she has a g/f.

At 4/29/06 04:44 PM, xXDarken_SoulXx wrote: ok im a girl

Really? I think you're more manly than feminine.

At 4/29/06 05:21 PM, OpusFreiling wrote: Most of the 'problems' seem to be a result of lazy fucking hicks who do ALL their shopping at Wal-Mart and neglect other places of business even if the quality of their shit is FAR higher.
I'd rather buy some gooey pectin candies for $6.25 than buy three giant VATS of shitty low-grade chocolate or purely synthetic crap, but then I actually have taste.

Wow, what an elistist little shit. Sorry, you're not going to persuade many people by calling others " lazy fucking hicks." Consider the fixed income on lower class families who can't afford Fresh Market foods.

You debate almost as badly as Penal.

At 4/29/06 05:08 PM, Steel_Reserve wrote:

At 4/29/06 09:28 AM, Penal_Disturbance wrote:

The U.S. isn't a democracy, it's a republic, doofus.

Exactly. A republic protects the rights of minorities.
A democracy doesn't do that

You're all fucking idiots. We live in a Democratic-Republic.

At 4/29/06 01:22 PM, fallen_son wrote: who cares there services sucked anyway, i went on a 5 hour plane to europe and all we got for a meal was a muffin and a small bag of nasty ass carrots. wtf is that? air canada kicks air americas ass, i fly alot so l have a well rounded opinion on these things

How does any of this have any correlation to Air America? I believe you're in the wrong topic, dumbass.

At 4/28/06 08:15 PM, Penal_Disturbance wrote:

At 4/28/06 05:43 PM, GunCrave wrote: *cough* sexist *cough* While we're on the subject, the military needs more men. As men tend to be more stoic and cool headed in the combat zone.

What the fuck? How is that sexist? It's sexist that a woman president has never been voted in and says something very shameful about the U.S. as a whole. How much can you have claimed to have progressed if only guys have been presidents? What a pile of shit. Of course it would be sexist to actually do something about this, but it's not sexist at all that only guys end up as president, Proteas and Monocrom. How FUCKING stupid, absolutely and utterly dimwitted, can you get?

Why does the military need more men? You're probably trying to entrap me in a way that you can go "OMG YOU'RE SEXIST AGAINST GUYS", since you can just about read but are compltely unable to conjugate actual meanings and the implications of my argument escape you.

Jesus Christ, my illustration went completely over your head. I thought you would catch the hint I laid out in those two setences. Let me explain.

You said in one of your other posts that women tend to be more rational and not so hot-head. After I saw that I decided you were generalizing. So I wrote in contrast that men are more indifferent to harsh conditions, and that's why we need more in the military. By doing so I enforced the stereotype that women are too emotional while men are aloof. The same as you writing women are more rational and more should be President. This stereotype enforced the belief that men are too hot-headed and women are not. Both of these statements are bullshit of course, but writing it I hoped you would see that saying something like "Women are more rational" is no different than my military statement. Instead of realizing how sexist both setences were, you started bitching about how I was trying to entrap you.

Fucking idiot, learn some reading comprehension. Notice why I quoted you when I wrote it, and proceeded to write my stoicism-men-posses-more-stoicism-than-wom
en generalization.

Thanks for proving to us all you posssess the immense iq of 76.

You guys won't believe how hard it was for me not to make a German and Polish WW2 reference.

At 4/28/06 05:33 PM, MarkyX wrote:

At 4/28/06 05:30 PM, GunCrave wrote: Lol, like their protests are actually going to do shit besides piss people off.

Worked for NYC transit union.

Consider the place. NYC is full of leftist cunts who kowtow to union pressure.

At 4/27/06 12:17 PM, Penal_Disturbance wrote: The U.S. has never had a woman president. This is incredibly sexist and the U.S. NEEDS a woman president as they tend to be less hot-headed and more rational when it comes to certain decisions. Politics should be balanced, no one gendershould be dominant in ruling a country.

*cough* sexist *cough* While we're on the subject, the military needs more men. As men tend to be more stoic and cool headed in the combat zone.

I've come to realize Air America is like a greasy fart that won't go away. As long as they have elitist liberals out there to give them millions of dollars to promote their commentary they'll stick around.

At 4/28/06 10:07 AM, themagicalpig wrote: This little scam pisses me off to no end. Luckily if the US government finds out that a non-citizen used Medicare to pay for their child birth then a strike can be placed on their childs passport and it could potentially be revoked.

I say if we catch them using our medicare system for free, in order to give birth, the Government should take away their baby and use it for embryotic stem cell research.