At 11/29/09 12:31 AM, JoS wrote: Can you guess which one?

P-BOT!

Wait...

Whenever life's got you down, and you think that it's the end of the world, you have to remember, YOU were the fastest sperm in a race against millions.

Quote from another Newgrounds user.

Listen to Van Halen non stop.

All my profile pictures are of those taken by others in which I have been tagged.

... When I gotta go I mean I have to fucking go.

I wear glasses because if I didn't I'd literally be nearly blind.

I can hold my breath longer than you can!

There's really nothing wrong with being attracted to darker women.

If you're really that worried about it, though, then let me tell you IT COULD BE WORSE

At 11/29/09 10:13 PM, isanerd wrote: real fake big small?

I love how intellectual this conversation is.

The only problem with TV is that they show all of the negative aspects of life in the world.

If you open your mind outside of all the murders and celebrities having sex constantly reported by the media, you'll soon realize the world isn't actually that much of a shit hole.

Hell, Human Mortality rates are sky high, technology has advanced to almost unbelievable lengths, and people in the USA are free to live their lives safely without being completely raped by terrorists.

My Canadian family sucks.

Nope. I don't.

In fact my family bloodlines have never been involved in any war.

I never actually believed him. When I was young I was told he existed but I never believed anyone.

... And where the hell is the snow? This is fucking Canada and I shouldn't even be able to see the ground right now.

GLOBALL WARMNING MUCH LOLOLOLOLOL

No. But seriously, I love the fucking snow to death. And now it decided to wait. Fuck. :(

I already got my car.

Holy fuck I cried.

@ daniel123297

This Thread

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Actually, you better stop using that emoticon, because furries might take it for themselves.

At 11/28/09 01:17 AM, Strength wrote:

What you see -

Hey man, I think love's bullshit. But I really don't understand how I can care about and want and aim to please a girl who's fucked me over numerous times. I really just don't get it. And unlike the majority of you fags I'm not ugly and get laid a lot. But then, it's not even like I wanna fuck other girls, and I always wanna fuck other girls. I used to wonder how relationships even worked because honestly how can you fuck the same person for so long.

I just hate myself for being a bitch, and being so hung up over one girl. But I feel like I love her and that's just not me because love is for fags and shit right.

What I see -

Hey man, I think I just broke up with someone. But I really don't understand how I can write a long winded rant hiding the fact that I'm bitching about my girlfriend. I really just don't get it. And like the majority of you fags I'm ugly and claim that I get laid a lot. But then, I just realized that she was dating me because she was gossiping about my secrets behind my back.

I just hate myself for being a bitch, and being so hung up over one girl. But I feel like I need to rant to Newgrounds even though no one gives 2 shits.

At 11/28/09 12:50 PM, Dapper wrote: I was messing around with my keyboard UNTIL...

*rz~

Has it been done before?

A giant cookie is rewarded to anyone who knows what the emote actually is...

*rz~ o:

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That's the result of me slamming my face into the keyboard.

WHAT FUCKING GAME ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

"If you're ever feeling down one day, like life is just totally against you, you should remember, you were the fastest, smartest sperm in a race out of millions,"

Thank fucking god for awesome NG users... Too bad I forget which one said this.

It's stupid trolls like these which makes me not want to go onto Newgrounds every day.

Trolls need to be IP banned >:(

Learn how to make games in Open Source. Instead of your little wimpy Game Maker.

Twitter is actually latin for the phrase "Slaven%u012Bba ego lamatas" Which translates int "Celebrity ego trap"

At 11/27/09 06:26 PM, carljohnson wrote: Yesterday I went to the movies with my friend and her bf (Paranormal Activity, lol scary :D), and I noticed a Micheal Jackson movie called 'This Is It' along side the other movie posters. I ask what this movie is about to the ticket dealer and he told me that Micheal Jackson is dead and the movie is film from him practicing for his upcoming concert tour.......I couldn't believe this.. MJ IS DEAD!?!? I am absolutely shocked, later that evening I looked it up and wiki said he died from heart complications after getting drugged..... what. the. HECK........ how didn't I know I thought this would be HUGE news D:

Of course you don't know that he died.

You're currently on Grove Street in Mom's house, back in 1989. In fact you don't even know who he is.

Now you should go back to hi jacking cars before My Balla ass comes up and ices you.

Microwave - Animal torturing device
Computer - Social Networking device for the Socially awkward, fetish driven, or retarded douchebags of the world.
Stove - Where your wife should stand in front of
Bed - Sex support
Liquor Cabinet - Awesome

You could have easily fixed it yourself for like 20 bucks at least. Or if you wanted to put better speakers in it would be more, but...

If the computer thought there was a pair of headphones in the input socket - Replace the socket internally. There's only minor soldering and wiring involved. In fact there may be a loose wire, but...

If the computer speakers blew - Either re wire it or replace the speakers. You can get really cheap ones at like 10 bucks a piece.

Flash Player Problems - Have you tried re-installing EVERY SINGLE THING? I mean like the browser, the flash player, etc.? Or did you just recently have this problem? If that was the case, then try downgrading your flash player or switching to FireFox, Google Chrome, or Opera.

Windows Media Player - Did you try re-installing your codecs? Or the whole player? Downgrading?

... Wait? Why am I giving you advice, you already sent the computer away...?

... Seriously? Only 1 other person goes to a school by a Mall of some sort?

I mean, the Pizza store we have makes only mediocre pizza (Like McDonalds pizza when it was still around) and they've made so much fucking money from the students that go there.

Putting a store right by a school = INSANE PROFIT.

Our high school has a strip mall right across the street. It has a Convenience Store, Barber Shop, Tool Shop, Blockbuster, Pizza Shop, Grocery Store, Pet Barber, and a KENTUCKY FRIED FUCKING CHICKEN.

While I only use like 2 or 3 of those stores it's pretty fucking awesome to have a strip mall right across the street.

Any awesome stores close by your school?