You're a fucking moron, and an irony in the flesh. That's all that needs to be said in this topic.

At 12/1/09 08:30 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

2. Obama just promised to pull out of Iraq. Al Qaeda is still a significant threat and if we have the ability to stop them I say we do it before the situation escalates every further.

It's more complicated than that. There's some intelligence being presented that the Al Qaeda leaders have moved themselves into Pakistan, so there may even be no point in staying in Afghanistan anymore. Secondly, who are we to decide what we should do in another country? We are not their sovereign, they are their own country with their own rights. Who are we to say how long we can occupy their nation, just for the sake of national security that might not even be a threat in that nation anymore?

Not to mention the fact that we don't even know who our fucking enemy is. Sure, it's Al Qaeda. But who can tell if a member is the Muslim woman across the street from a soldier in Kabul, or if a member may be the Afghan merchant with an AK47 under his cart. I mean honestly, it's like trying to punch water.

At 12/1/09 08:27 PM, HotPocketClock wrote: Why? I just gave a perfectly good reason on why i supported him during his campaign, and now why i am having troubles agreeing with what he is doing. He is going back on his word.

Fuck John Mccain.

The last thing this Nation needed was another fucking Republican in office.

Party bashing will solve everything! Hail ideology!

Fag

At 11/23/09 08:49 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 11/23/09 05:31 PM, Guardian-Angel wrote: Obama promised in his campaign to recognize the Armenian Genocide, since the US has yet to give recognition. Obama has not done this so far.

Why would you expected him to be different from any other politician?

Seriously, I'm DYING to know wht people give Obama slack.

So why're you asking me why I'm not giving Obama slack? I know he's a politician, I'm just saying what he promised to do, I never said that he will most definitely uphold his promise to the good people of America who voted him in by popular vote.

Obama promised in his campaign to recognize the Armenian Genocide, since the US has yet to give recognition. Obama has not done this so far.

Link/source? I find this really hard to believe

But unfortunately my Pokemon are only lvl 47, and I wanna get them to at least lvl 55. Where's the best place to train them?

Ridiculous, total overkill. No one knows how to take a joke anymore

I've been tempted to try shrooms, but I don't know all the temporary and permanent side effects from it. I've only smoked pot before, so I'm obviously hesitant. If anyone can give personal experiences or links to medical journals and such (I've already read wikipedia, so don't bother with that), that would be very much appreciated. Thanks in advance.

At 9/28/09 09:28 PM, TheStonePilot wrote:

At 9/28/09 09:09 PM, Guardian-Angel wrote: For me, it's not an issue about gay marriage, but about gay couples being allowed to adopt

I think he means that children will grow up to be ravaging serial killers if Mommy isn't there so set a good misogynist example.

Yea, thanks for putting words into my mouth, asshole. And also, there's no such thing as lesbian couples, right?

I think that gay people should be allowed to marry, adopt, and have any right they want to. They are denying gays the right to believe in whatever they want. This law is going to be passed eventually, and then anyone who stood in the way of it (read:almost every righty ever) is going to be seen as just another idiot preventing progress.

Progress, okay. So where does it stop? Are you also gonna allow polygamy? Are you gonna allow a man with 4 wives to also adopt? Are you gonna allow incest groups to marry and have kids? Where does this "progress stop"? You give 1 group rights, everyone group's gonna want some. Pretty soon, people are gonna view people who practice bestiality as "discriminated," and they're gonna want rights too. If it's between giving everyone of these groups equal rights, or none of them equal rights, I'd rather not give it to them.

And no, I'm not religious, so don't call me a Bible-fucker, thanks.

For me, it's not an issue about gay marriage, but about gay couples being allowed to adopt

At 9/28/09 09:58 AM, ZagmenO wrote: His daughters are never gonna speak to him again!

Oh dear God no, his little sweeties go to private school, this won't matter to them as daddy's money buys them the best!

On topic, fuck you Obama. You seriously think this is gonna make us learn better? And not mentally kill us? What about people with extra-curricular activities, such as sports teams and clubs? What about kids who want to be fucking KIDS? Go fuck yourself, quantity =/= quality, as someone mentioned already.

People really need to chill... And go outside, they'd notice that elementary school kids are already cursing at playgrounds anyway, going as far as motherfucker, from what I've heard.

My friend claims that it only has 0.05% nicotine, making it not that harmful. But I saw that from the World Health Organization, an hour long hookah session is equal to 70 cigarettes. It was on the wikipedia page on hookah if you're interested, too lazy to link it.

At 9/27/09 09:05 PM, wreckages wrote:

At 9/27/09 09:01 PM, Guardian-Angel wrote: Some of the asian girls can be cute, really really cute. Some of them.

IMO there's no average asian girl. when they're attractive, they're damn attractive, but when they're not, they're so not

There are some average looking ones, but in most cases, you're damn right.

Some of the asian girls can be cute, really really cute. Some of them.

At 9/27/09 12:08 AM, bdash1990 wrote:

At 9/26/09 11:01 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: Another step towards "ethnic cleansing".

Pedophiles are not an ethnicity,

Yea, seriously, what the fuck knights, go to school more before you start using big boy terms.

At 9/26/09 11:03 PM, Maverick-Alex wrote:

At 9/26/09 11:02 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Wow, the Polish are pretty intense.

The Polish don't dwandle and get their shit done.

DAMN STRAIGHT. Plus, yknow, a majority of Polaks are good catholics, some biased moral standings (stuff that i agree with, anyway).

If a pedophile rapes a child 15 or under... good shit Poland, let those sick fuckers hold their ball in fear.

At 9/25/09 03:50 PM, Zerostar wrote: Hello, hello!

Apparently the Post promoted using absurdity at the counter-protests to take away attention, which is basically what I intended on doing except their suggestions are borderline retarded (eat an ice cream cone very messily? dress at a Whig? what?)

I've already got things in motion for a lot of performances on Saturday. Just two rules: A. we're spreading a message of love, peace and tolerance, and B. There is no WBC protest going on, they don't exist.

Oh, word? What time and where would this be, exactly? I think this might actually take away a lot of the attention from the WBC

At 9/24/09 10:42 PM, Porkchop wrote: Hey cool, cause this totally wasnt old news.

I think someone didn't read the topic title. "So the WBC came to my school TODAY". If that's old news, you're extinct, bro. And FYI, I bet a lot of people of people haven't heard of the Westboro Church, I personally didn't until this week when i heard about the protest.

At 9/24/09 10:45 PM, LeroyJ wrote: the picture at the bottom of the article made me lol hard.

Yea, I stood next to the guy when we were in the crowd across the street from the protest. Funny stuff

At 9/24/09 10:49 PM, Zerostar wrote: I'm a tech alumni. They're going to other places as well.

I'm organizing an anti-protest based on the principle that people say we should ignore them: We distract people from them. I'm trying to get in touch with performance artists or people willing to do something ridiculous for the sake of taking away media attention from them and placing it on a greater spectacle: the anti-protest.

I'm getting in touch with any tech alumni, bthschat, my brother (a senior at tech) wants his band to play in the street. etc.

THat actually sounds like a great idea, and I strongly support it. Also, what year did you graduate, bro? I didn't know Newgrounds had Tech alumni, that's pretty awesome.

Also, by the way, I'm in the 2nd picture in the news article. If you see the small sign with the "C", there's half a head about that. That's me. I'm pretty tight the girl blocked my face with the sign

For those of you who don't know, this is the Westboro Baptist Church. That's right, your web browser doesn't lie to you; their website is actually called godhatesfags. It only gets better.

These self-righteous bigots are anti-gay, anti-semetic, anti-catholic, anti-muslim, racist, anti-american and basically a bunch of fucking assholes. They ail from Kansas, and were just recently created, not more than 6 or 7 years ago. But already, they've done a lot of fucked up shit. They've gone to gay people's funerals and actually held protests there, claiming that their lives ended due to God's wrath. They've thanked God for the Virginia Tech Massacre, say it was punishment for "America's sins" and of its secularization. They've also thanked God for the recent Chinese earthquakes, praying that more would come and wipe out the Chinese Commies.

These fucking bastards actually had the nerve to come to my school and try to spread the hate message. To be quite frank their performance was less than fucking pitiful. They only had 5 people while we had 400 students yelling and chanting back at them

Truth be told, I had supported totally avoiding these cretins, because of no one was there to see them, they would just feel stupid and go home unaccomplished. Even though they were basically yelled at by 400 teenagers, they probably feel as if they have a purpose, to show us the light on how "God hates us" and shit. Seriously, some of their signs were just retarded. "Bitch burger", what the fuck? And, my favorite, "You Will Eat Your Bbaies". Right.

Anyone ever had any experiences with these motherfuckers? I hear these guys are still staying in the NYC region, and are probably going to more schools, so if you live in any of the boroughs, check to see if they're coming to somewhere near you.

I'm surprised they can be in a high-class band but still have such high-class bodies. Bravo Rammstein, I admire your abs and pecs, no homo

Wearing those scarves that are checkered, but are really short and are just for style and not keeping your neck warm. Oh, and being gay gets you bitches, because gay guys want to hook up with girls. Nope, not fakes at all.

At 9/13/09 02:08 PM, Scrotaculous wrote: Stoners that act stupid while high are probably just being themselves because they don't care about living up to societies standards while high. Marijuana reveals a lot about a person.

I object to that, 'cause personally when I'm high, I lose some control of myself and my intuitions are clouded and shit, so I'm not 100% myself when I'm high, but I still have a good time and can socialize. I act very differently when high and when I'm not high.

OP has a life and I agree with it

... tomorrow's the first day of school! At least it is in New York City, but I'm sure most of America (or at least the East coast) has it tomorrow as well. You nervous for hard work? Excited to see your friends? Angry that you gotta wake up early and not sleep till 12 at noon?

I'm actually alright with school starting, this is the first time I'm calm about it and not nervous. I get to see my friends again, but I just hate waking up early. Not to mention my school now has over 5,000 kids so 8th period lunch was added, and 8th period is last period or 2nd to last period for many kids, which is a crappy time to get a break.

Anyway, what do you all plan to do first day of school? Me, I'm gonna meet as many hot freshmen girls as possible, and get them into my circle of friends before they can adjust anywhere else

Mwahaha...

At 3/8/09 05:44 PM, Oblivia wrote: Are guys like me and Idiot-Finder the only ones who know that this thread is a satire/

Word, so much of what he said he contradicts himself on purpose, because he's obviously being sarcastic... People on this thread either have their heads really far up their asses, or just don't know anything.

At 9/5/09 10:30 PM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote:

At 9/5/09 10:29 PM, Complete wrote: Name one successful Communist nation.

all of them because they successfully embezzled so much money. Being a commie dictator sounds like a sweet deal to me.

You're a terrible troll, you already blew your cover

At 9/5/09 10:52 PM, Memorize wrote:

At 9/5/09 09:59 PM, Guardian-Angel wrote:

but good for you, Republicans! Stir the public up a bit, let 'em know that we can't have these types of people in charge of our future!

Yes, because obviously we should be allowing the President to appoint a 9/11 conspiracy theorist, racist, and self-avowed communist to a newly created position where they don't have to be confirmed by the Senate.

Dude, read my post again, I was saying it was a good thing that Republicans were showing how this guy SHOULDN'T have his position of czar. I wasn't being sarcastic either, if that's what you assumed.

Though I do find it amusing that when Bush fires 8 US attorneys (which was legal), he got slapped with ethics investigations (I love how they stretch "ethics" to mean anything), but oh no... we can't do that to Obama when he creates a new position of "czars" that allows him to skip the Senate Confirmation Process while slacking on filling other positions like, oh say... Assistant Treasury Sec.

To be fair, the position of czar wasn't created by the Obama administration, but it still is a flawed implementation in our system, especially since it ignores checks and balances.