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Author Search Results: 'Guardian'

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Topic: Where should I live?

Posted: 04/28/09 02:36 AM

Forum: General

You have a job lined up, I would presume its a promotion from the current position that you have! GO FOR IT! It's worth changing things up in life once in a while. Roll the dice and CARPE DIEM!!


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Topic: Everything is all bland now

Posted: 04/07/09 07:13 PM

Forum: General

Welcome to life man, just get used to the fact that there is a lot of stupid shit in the world.

Just do your own thing, try to have some fun, do what you think is right and live the dream, rather than dream to live. After all, nobody gets out of life alive, right?

Carpe diem!!


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Topic: My girlfriend may be pregnant!!!

Posted: 03/31/09 09:04 PM

Forum: General

Yay! Your life is officially OVER.

But seriously man, you couldn't have made her pregnant, if you had no cum on your hands. Stop freaking out.


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Topic: ! Official Good Bye B B S Thread !

Posted: 03/31/09 09:01 PM

Forum: General

Loof Lirpa is up to his sneaky antics again, I suppose...

(April Fool's day, of course!)


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Topic: Persuasive Essay Topic.

Posted: 02/01/09 12:43 AM

Forum: General

God is Dead, for We have killed Him.


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Topic: Cosmic Oddities you have?

Posted: 01/27/09 12:18 PM

Forum: General

Two of mine are linked to my birthday, August 29'th. The first one is the day that John the Baptist was supposed to be beheaded (of course, that depends on the historical accuracy of the Roman Catholic Church!) and the other coincidence is that on this day in 1949, the Soviets tested their first nuke.


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Topic: Most painful way to die

Posted: 01/24/09 01:16 AM

Forum: General

Having your intestines rupture, then dying over the next three weeks as the wound becomes septic, and the doctors are able to do nothing, because the bacteria resist all known antibiotics. Oh yes, this is in a POW camp too, so you don't have any access to pain medications of ANY kind.


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Topic: Internet Fame : Worth It?

Posted: 01/20/09 12:34 AM

Forum: General

I call bullshit. I think this person is just fishing for attention.


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Topic: Dumbest insult?

Posted: 01/19/09 09:05 PM

Forum: General

MATT DAMON!!!


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Topic: hit in the balls

Posted: 01/14/09 11:12 PM

Forum: General

At 1/14/09 11:10 PM, Dry-Ice wrote:
At 1/14/09 11:10 PM, pointydagger wrote: youll be so focused on your leg that you wont be thinking about your testes anymore.
Yeah but... you'll have a bullet in your leg...

YOU'VE GOTTA SUCK THE POISON OUT OF THE WOUND!!!


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Topic: Narcissism...ever feel it?

Posted: 12/23/08 04:29 PM

Forum: General

I can understand where you're coming from. I have gone through cycles of this in my life. One thing I have learned to do is just have some grace and patience with those around you. Don't worry about what the other people around you are doing, just do your own thing, and try to find those of like mind. That's the beauty of the Internet and conferences like you went to! If you are destined for great things, you will find your path.


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Topic: Best kind of mouse?

Posted: 12/23/08 02:43 AM

Forum: General

At 12/23/08 12:01 AM, FuZzYLoG1C wrote: I'm in love with Logitech Mouses, they glide like a dream.

That's what she said.


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Topic: Ever Get That Feeling?

Posted: 09/08/08 11:35 PM

Forum: General

At 9/8/08 10:48 PM, RacistBassist wrote:
At 9/8/08 10:34 PM, Egeus wrote: I guess the whole "...EIGHT THOUSAND..." thing went right over most people's heads.
Or we didn't give a fuck

Of course, we could just all be batshit insane.


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Topic: Photoshop Bedn!

Posted: 03/31/08 03:52 AM

Forum: General

At 3/30/08 09:09 PM, JUGGALO48 wrote: Here...

Yet ANOTHER reason to become an atheist.


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Topic: Superhero movie...what the hell?

Posted: 03/31/08 03:45 AM

Forum: General

It looks like a lame movie to me. The only saving grace it has is that Leslie Nielson is in it.


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Topic: Saw I am Legend

Posted: 03/31/08 03:42 AM

Forum: General

The movie has been out on DVD for about a week, I think?

Anyways, the movie was good, in that it showed what would happen to someone who was basically alone, and had no other people to talk with. The mannequins were just a way for Will Smith's character to keep himself from going completely bonkers.

All in all, a decent movie, although the zombie parts of the movie were weak.


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Topic: Is America ready for a...

Posted: 10/24/07 01:50 AM

Forum: Politics

Sure, what the hey.


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Topic: A 100% n00b To Flash and Newgrounds

Posted: 08/03/07 11:46 AM

Forum: General

You would be better off asking questions like these in the Flash forum.


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Topic: What is your job?

Posted: 06/22/07 12:24 AM

Forum: General

I am a barista at Starbucks. Rather boring, but at least my co-workers are fun, and so are the regular customers.


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Topic: Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge

Posted: 04/16/07 01:37 AM

Forum: Where is / How to?

Just made it past the 7000 experience point marker. Next goal, Level 15.

I bet the old levels will still be around by that time.

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Topic: Spore Club

Posted: 04/13/07 08:43 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 4/11/07 05:54 PM, PillowPenguinz wrote:
( where is everyone. we are dead as quickly as we were revived.

I just think that there isn't all that much new information on the game right now, so people are looking at the thread, but not posting in it. That's my best guess.


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Topic: What is the meaning of life?

Posted: 04/12/07 12:57 AM

Forum: Politics

Eat. Shit. Breed. Repeat.


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Topic: Spore Club

Posted: 04/02/07 11:24 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 4/2/07 09:49 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: I'm still reading this every day guys :O

As do I, every day or two, I check here and Wikipedia to see if there is any new info.


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Topic: Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge

Posted: 02/27/07 01:14 AM

Forum: Where is / How to?

I now trade in the Trusty Baseball Bat for the Rusty Pipe of Doom!


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Topic: if you had to die...

Posted: 02/09/07 02:41 AM

Forum: General

Die in some godforsaken battlefield, fighting for something that I actually believe in.

First, I need to find something worth believing in to die for.

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Topic: What business' do you think..

Posted: 02/08/07 02:28 AM

Forum: General

Most fast food joints will hire someone who is 15 years old. Either that, or try something like a clerk at a convenience store, or a bagboy at some supermarket. Good luck with the job hunting!


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Topic: What's Your Porn Folder?

Posted: 02/08/07 02:26 AM

Forum: General

A few random videos in my "Misc." folder, the best of the best. It's nice having your own computer and your own room, not having to justify what you view on your computer to anyone.


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Topic: Scariest High Moments.

Posted: 02/08/07 02:24 AM

Forum: General

At 1/31/07 10:21 PM, Hellraiser wrote: What were the scariest moments you have had when you were faded?
Like times you almost got fucked over, or times getting caught.

My scariest moment was when I was walking home from a friends house at about 2 in the morning. I was completely stoned, and stumbling along the middle of the road, when I heard this weird sound behind me. The best way to describe it would be the sound of a tape of a person talking, but playing backwards. I was freaked out, I thought some freak or a ghost was chasing me, but then I started laughing, because i remembered I was fried.


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Topic: Old Usernames

Posted: 02/08/07 02:17 AM

Forum: General

Mine was really inventive. Before choosing my current identity, I was known as guardian.

Starts to look for some tools so I can fix the dripping sarcasm tap.

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Topic: Click here for a free BJ

Posted: 02/08/07 02:11 AM

Forum: General

Yum, grape flavour!!! I wonder where I could get that stuff in Canada?

drinking a few beers right now. Wouldn't grape flavoured beer taste gross?

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