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The famous Portal cake recipe!
Dont really make this cake though........

One 18.25 ounce chocolate cake mix
one can prepared coconut pecan frosting
3/4 cup vegetable oil
4 large eggs
one cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margarine
1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
2 cups all purpose flower
don't forget garnishes such as:
fish shaped crackers
fish shaped candies
fish shaped solid waste
fish shaped dirt
fish shaped Ethel benzine
pull n' peel licorice
fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment
candy coated peanut butter pieces; shaped like fish
one cup lemon juice
alpha resins
unsaturated polyester resin
fiberglass surface resins
volatile malted milk impoundments
9 large egg yokes
12 medium geosynthetic membranes
one cup granulated sugar
an entry called: "How To Kill Someone With Your Bare-Hands"
2 cups rhubarb; sliced
2/3 granulated rhubarb
1 Tbsp all-purpose rhubarb
1 tsp grated orange rhubarb
3 Tbsp rhubarb; on fire
1 Large rhubarb
1 cross Bohr hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
2 Tbsp rhubarb juice
adjustable aluminum head positioned
slaughter electric needle injector
cordless electric needle injector
injector needle driver
injector needle gun
cranial caps
and it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and oder control chemical's that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

At 7/11/10 03:46 PM, Gross187 wrote: DO IT!!!!
Be Creative and cock joke
ADMIRERED!!!!!!!

Fuck it came out wrong
:ballz ballzz

DO IT!!!!
Be Creative and cock joke
ADMIRERED!!!!!!!

who the hell over the age of 13 would play a kidz, pedo game?
W.O.W. maybe...........

I don't think he's mad about the ads, i think he's bitching about the game/show itself.

Yeah, but he was bitching about the ads being on Newgrounds, which is "a non-kid site". So apparently this big kid is too grown-up for THESE childish games. He's practically an adult!

lolololololololololololololololololololo lololololololololol

At 7/11/10 03:23 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote: Another shitty cartoonist for CN trying to make some big bucks.

Retarted cartoonist is more like it. the ads are all over ng. a non kid site mostly....

only five F***ing gay ass characters to choose from in an online game?
hell i bet theres a monly fee...
lol

hehehehehehehehehe

Whos idea was to make this? I thinks its stupid. The characters are a Pedobunny, a pervert, a SLUT and another knock off of jackie chan......
WTF?

Lol...
A couple weeks back, while I was on vacation, my little 10 year old brother found out about
my NG password and used my account(our mom wont let him have one) and he sort of got out of hamd with the whole cheasy story.

THIS WAS TRUE......
4 years ago....
he unreged it and showed it to me. My reaction? Grow the fuck up........
I mean he is 10 yrs old.... it happened 4 years ago. he's such a baby....
anyways sorry about that whole ordeal. I've changed my pass and put it in a safe with LAZAH BEEMZ!
BBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAGG GGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

At 6/25/10 11:23 AM, Holonboy wrote:

At 6/25/10 11:21 AM, Gross187 wrote: ....
Just look.....

Pikachu can't talk like that. Pikachu can't fire lasers, either.

That picture is so unrealistic.

dude its a joke.....

....
Just look.....

WTF did ash do now?

Bow down to high pikachu!!!!

starter!!!

Well, do it!

Four words.
Two
Girls
One
Cup

Runescape only sucks when you are begining and also when you are leveling from 55-65.
Also, when your stats are in the 50s.

At 3/31/10 08:17 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote:

At 3/31/10 08:12 PM, Gross187 wrote: Well ive got mondo mobile so im all set. Also, Try youtube.

Yeah YouTube is the main cause i'm taking about that slows my computer way down mainly due to the fact all I have at the moment is Dial-up.

Well, you can download episodes onto your ipod, if you have one.
also, you can always get the dvds.

This is in real life.
*shiver*

Eat it sucka!!!!

At 4/3/10 10:27 PM, Jercurpac wrote: The concept art seems really cool. As if they're taking something from all our shared childhood experiences and angling and perverting it. Unfortunately that's just the concept and here's what the game actually looks like.

Still kind of twisted and dark

This might be better

Concept art for some enimies

Check out this new disney game for the wii.
Epic Mickey.
I saw the conceft art and i looks like something out of silent hill or hills have eyes.
Rated T or above for sure

At 4/2/10 04:43 PM, Oliver wrote: WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

That picture always creeped me out

So, Did you watch the HTF and feel better?

Hey, Lammy won the new character think on HTF.com check it out!!

At 3/31/10 08:32 PM, lawlmaster wrote: Then again, some people take every ban personally, and forward their butthurtedness to everyone after their ban is up, in which they make up some BS story where they make the mod look like the bad guy, and everyone else who has a ban "relates" to it and goes against them. Which is so not true, and if you got a ban you either were posting in the wrong thread like a dumbass (serves you right for not caring/paying attention) Or you deserved it. But seriously most bans can be avoided if you 1. Don't post in threads that even look slightly like their going to go bad, and 2. stop fucking whining about to everyone. Seriously no one cares if you got banned, most people here got banned, you're not special and the mods aren't out to get you. It's called doing their job.

I agree But I wouldnt mind getting banned for a couple days. Som people take this stuff way to seriously. And If they want to stop being banned, Dont post a thread that says poozy is gay or poozy sucks. Those will get you into more shit with poozy. No offence to you poozy. You are doing a good job as a mod in my perspective.

At 3/31/10 08:27 PM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote: poozy is the biggest douchebag of all the mods. hes cocky, he acts and feels like hes the fucking king. Everytime he locks or bans, he probably has a smile on his face. his two inch penis probably gets erect as well.

No blamming poozy either please

At 3/31/10 08:23 PM, NoxDexus wrote: You know the Empire State Building? That's half the size of his penis.

Please, no spamming or i will get poozy to lock this thread.