820 Forum Posts by "Grommit"
sometimes I read these popularity/"who do you hate" threads and think about what it would be like if I posted more...
and I'm inspired to come back and start posting daily again and gaining a "reputation" with you people
Then I realize it would be no different except 10 people on the internet would have unjustified reasons for liking/disliking me.
In other words, I'm compensating for my small penis >:(
K.
I'm sure everyone will sympathize for your terrible experience.
OMFG he B& meh. dobeo r teh evul, he shud be remoovd frm hte mods.
..I wouldn't really know; as much of an ass that everyone says he is, he's never banned me. Sure he's probably still an ass, but that's irrelevant. I've only ever been banned for the first time posting in a spam topic by Shrapnel, and my first thread was breaking some kindof rules, banned by Jonas. And probably a couple other times for reasons unbeknownst to me at the moment, because it doesn't mean anything. It's just a forum. Kudos to Dobio for enjoying doing mod-work.
At 8/16/04 07:01 AM, Enoll wrote: The kind of guy your mother & pastor
warned you about.
Does anybody have the link to that religious site with the lamb and all the other animals representing other religions? It was so ridiculously catholic that it was hilarious. Something like "Oh no! It's an Athiest! If you see one of these, go tell an adult or pastor immediately so they can sort it out. You can usually tell Athiests apart because they're always grumpy, and often drinking coffee." something like that, blah blah blah. It was humorous.
Oh, and I'm the "Dan" that nobody cares about.
I didn't think this was a very confusing. It makes sense for 13 year old (approx.) kids to be curious enough as to post a thread asking older people about sex, what with their hormone-oozing bodies and all. Since it holds absolutely no relevance to anything interesting at all whatsoever, I'd like them deleted, and suggest some other websites where they can ask their questions. Because nobody, with the exception of other 13 year olds, cares about what boring repetitive questions they have to ask. Or just ship them all off to the C&C section in their own little "Sex Club" where they can dwell, and restrain from filling the General Forum with any more garbage than there already is.
And yes, I consider myself a regular.
Wow, now that's what I call comedy. Really cheesy and stupid comedy, but it's hard not to laugh at things as random as that.
I'll bring the shovels, if we get enough people we should be able to exhume him in no time. Let the celebration begin!
I would use the Uber Long Sword of Death +9
*Grommit casts Magic Missile!*
*Everybody else Dies!*
omfg, I win.
At 8/15/04 12:54 AM, pas_park wrote: ok ok ok wow man now i am going to be the 1th 15 year old black with a eating disorder
I don't think losing weight cures 'The Ugly', that everyone is actually describing your face with. I am not calling you anything though, I hold all opinions to myself, no reason to judge based on looks....but in your shallow existance, and your fruitless pursuit of a "Hot Girl" you probably deserve the rude comments for being the conceited child that you are. Not to mention that you look for these "hotties" online, and on the Newgrounds BBS no less. If you must answer this 15-year-old "booty call" I'd only ask you take it away from this forum.
Once again, let me remind you that I mean no offense, just offering advice....with the use of some indelicate vocabulary. Hope I'm not too condescending ;). Better bust out the dictionary.
It's not Clock Day for me for another 22 minutes. >:( You're making me jealous of the festivities that I can't partake in yet.
Being completely serious, the water in the tank of your toilet is sanitary, and in emergency situations, that's what you're supposed to use for drinking water. But for the sake of humor, eat the jalapeños and post pictures of your watery eyes and let everyone laugh at your suffering. Or not. :\
Why does everyone call it incest? Has the average intelligence rating here actually dropped that far lately? Plus, I think it would be awesome, because even if you went out and got married, you're still only step brother/sister. And you'd only be related by law which is the same thing as when a husband and wife are married, they become related by law. I see no flaws, unless you really see it as a big deal. I mean, if there is absolutely no relation other than by law, and that is being only if your mom and her dad get married, then all she is is a hot girl that is around you all the time that you have plenty of time to fuck around with.
The only exception to this is if it's forbidden by religion or customs that you hold rather important to you.
Piano...and I used to be pretty good when I was taking classes in it at school, but I only took that class for a year, and by now I'd suck.
I always practiced on the good old 1987 Casio Electronic Keyboard. Good times.
When I had Freshman PE there were only like 4-5 showers and there were little walls between each shower-head. And last year I took a girl's gym class....because I suck too much to take advanced gym and pass >:(....what's the big deal if I can't run a mile in under 8 minutes..or hit a baseball...or catch a football...or kick a soccer ball....in my gym class last year we played things like ping pong, badminton, and volley ball. Still only passed with a D, non-written exams are fucking ridiculous. But I digress, when I personally went to gym class, they always stopped whatever game we were playing with like 3-5 minutes before the bell to head to next period, so there was times when you'd be late to class just getting dressed.
If I were in your situation, I'd just do it and get used to it. The first couple times are going to be the time when you're most self-concious, and after that it should start to be increasingly more comfortable. And if somebody takes a glance at your lunches just ignore it unless he says something like "Hey everyone! Look at this guy's pecker, it's tiny." and if they did you're probably in that new gay school they just opened up recently...forgot where that was.
At 8/12/04 03:38 AM, Damita_Jo wrote: hmmm, tha light aura isn't so much a blue as it is a lavenderish, mouve color, wouldn't u agree?
That you're colorblind, yes. It's light blue. Why would it be lavender or mauve aka reddish-purple. Please stop pretending to be smart by making statements about colors that you don't even know look like. Unless you really are colorblind, in which case I'm sorry. But most cases of colorblindness are Red-Green, as in the swapping of the aforementioned colors.
At 8/12/04 02:16 AM, BobHimself wrote: I own a crappy "Hondo 2" electric guitar i just broke the high e string on it, got it repaired and brokeit again, then the tuning knob fell off, I am a pro guitarist, but i don't have the money to get a decent electric..........I'M FUCKED!!
Buy another string and a knob....and quit breaking it?
I don't have to worry about any of this, because I'm a professional Kleenex-box-with-rubberbands-wrapped-around-it player, and I get gigs all the time.
Dark is more popular because this site is a cesspool of evil and corruption.
Red's my favorite colour....and it looks cooler than light blue or green. Even though it's supposed to be based on how you vote/review, nobody cares.
I'm going back next thursday....I don't understand why we don't start on a monday but if you get into the "Going to school" mentality, starting a week on thursday is awesome...only two days. Anyway, I have to get up at 6am, and because I'm too lazy to get a job and buy a car, I catch the bus at 6:45, get back home around 3pm. Not looking forward to it to say the least.
I think a more appropriate question would be: Why do you care?
I just bought Grand Theft Auto 3 yesterday, and I've been playing it quite alot. I don't think it's really the best game ever, as alot of people I know would say, but it's addictive none-the-less. I'm considerinv getting Vice City, but I'd like to see how well GTA3 plays out, since I've only played the first few missions from Luigi...and one or two from Joey...I dunno how long it is, but I'm starting to thoroughly enjoy crashing my car and blowing it up on cops.
Grommit Appreciation.
It's my B-day. As of 38 minutes ago :D
At 7/20/04 11:44 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: dose anyone remember the names of the original 5 rangers?
Jason, Zach, Kimberly, Trini, and Billy. Then they had that green one who was originally an evil power ranger Tommy. I stopped watching after the first 3 or so changes they did, by now they've probably gone through twenty different sets of rangers. I loved that show.
I wonder what my screen name would get me....feel free to let the artistic juices flow.
It doesn't make much sense to me to make a club/crew based entirely around a forum. Mainly because nobody in an internet club/crew is ever going to have anything interesting to contribute to the thread, and second because it turns into something that could easily be transferred to a chatroom because it's going to end up being back-and-forth conversations of absolutely nothing. Sure, it makes members feel like they belong somewhere, and gives them all friends that they can run and confide in when their "OGFM STIKC FIET 10!!!!!!" gets blammed or their mom makes them take out the garbage. I guess it has some reason for being, maybe I just hold a totally biased and unfair opinion because I posted in C&C maybe 3 times from what I can remember, because I've never changed sigs, and I got this one last september.
An award thread for the BBS at the end of the year by Dobio, right? How do you get entered into it? Or will all this be set up when Dobio does it? I'm assuming so, though I don't think I personally would get so much as a nomination, still entertaining, I suppose. Though if I did I don't know what it would be for with my lack of humor and my tendency to make pointlessly long and drawn-out posts. Almost a whole year, and I'm not able to break that 1,000 mark whereas new users that have been here a couple of months are doubling my posts....man..
I should get the most boring user award. :(
My vote is for Beebo. Fabulous999 is a genius, and for the lack of actual flash/animation skill he makes up for in humor ten fold.
Marc M. is brilliant. You should go to sickanimation.com and see the stuff he doesn't put on newgrounds. its not much, but it's a bit more. one of my favorite flash artists.
At 7/18/04 12:28 AM, -Wraith- wrote: Alright, but I'm not one to ask. The girls could inform us on quite a bit...
Or you could just read my first post in this thread and accept the fact that to a male, the smell of the female genitalia is an aphrodisiac and would not hinder, but rather intensify the pleasure during sexual activities. So all I can say is I appreciate the whole thing. <3
At 7/18/04 12:20 AM, CaptainPoncho wrote:At 7/18/04 12:17 AM, -Wraith- wrote:Nothing important
Nobody cares what either of you listen to, mainstream or not, and if it is mainstream, GOOD FOR YOU. If it isn't COOL BEANS. Get over yourselves. No need to prove you're with the cool crowd, it doesn't matter.
So, with that nonsense out of the way, I insist that the conversation about vaginal odor continue.
