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Response to: "kids these days" Posted August 15th, 2012 in General

At 8/15/12 03:52 PM, Ilssm wrote: Why do I get a feeling that the OP is anywhere between the ages of 10 to 15?

i did not say they were better, in fact i posted here because i wanted to see ng's opinions.

for one i did not think they were better.

Response to: "kids these days" Posted August 15th, 2012 in General

At 8/15/12 03:39 PM, Jester wrote: lol the 1950's were so much better guise i wish i lived then

Shut the fuck up.

I did not say that. You are putting words into my mouth.

Response to: "kids these days" Posted August 15th, 2012 in General

1950's: Carl, an African American goes onto a white school's premises. He is accused for raping a 10-year old white girl and is set to death by electrocution chair.

2000's: Billy, a white kid, gets into a fight with Carl, a black kid because Carl was picking on him. Billy knocks Carl out and wins the fight but is put into jail for 8 years until he turns 18 for a hate crime, even though Carl started it and only then Billy is allowed for parole.

"kids these days" Posted August 15th, 2012 in General

Difference between 1950's and 2000's

from http://www.wealthwire.com/news/liberty/3669

Basically the difference between school then, and school now;

from http://www.wealthwire.com/news/liberty/3669

Basically the difference between school then, and school now;

Scenario 1:
Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truckâEUTMs gun rack.
1957 âEU" Vice Principal comes over, looks at JackâEUTMs shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2010 âEU" School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario 2:
Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1957 âEU" Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2010 âEU" Police called and SWAT team arrives âEU" they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it.

Scenario 3:
Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.
1957 âEU" Jeffrey sent to the PrincipalâEUTMs office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2010 âEU" Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario 4:
Billy breaks a window in his neighborâEUTMs car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1957 âEU" Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.
2010 âEU" BillyâEUTMs dad is arrested for child abuse, Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by BillyâEUTMs sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. BillyâEUTMs mom has an affair with the psychologist.

Scenario 5:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1957 âEU" Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock.
2010 âEU" The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario 6:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.
1957 âEU" Ants die.
2010 âEU" ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents âEU" and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. JohnnyâEUTMs dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario 7:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 âEU" In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2010 âEU" Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

I thought I had to share this.

What the hell? Posted August 15th, 2012 in General

why are there clocks in the background and a crew for it?

this is counter-clockwork...

Response to: The year is 1984... Posted August 14th, 2012 in General

I will take role as commander in cheif

my fine citizens ask me all your questions about The Party. I will glady answer them for you to my most heartfilled content.

Response to: Why do kids... Posted August 14th, 2012 in General

I miss it back when women were second class and medication wasn't as good as it was today. :cry:

Response to: Photoshop The Pyro's Identity! Posted August 14th, 2012 in General

whoops forgot pic

Photoshop The Pyro's Identity!

Response to: Photoshop The Pyro's Identity! Posted August 14th, 2012 in General

meet the gordon

saqwert is my favorite user ever! Posted August 14th, 2012 in General

i love his witty and funny posts!!

who else agrees!?

Response to: half life is the worst fps series. Posted August 14th, 2012 in Video Games

At 8/14/12 06:31 PM, dogpup4 wrote:
At 8/14/12 04:18 PM, GrizzlyOne wrote:
You've made this thread about three times in the past month. Shut the fuck up.
No I haven't.
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1312104/1

You've made a few others about Valve, and another one saying Half Life is bad which got deleted by a mod.

valve and half life aren't the same thing

Response to: There's A Wasp In My Bathroom!! Posted August 14th, 2012 in General

eat it

Response to: half life is the worst fps series. Posted August 14th, 2012 in Video Games

At 8/14/12 03:02 PM, Decoy9 wrote: Are you retarded? How old are you? The reason I'm asking these questions is quite clear because you can't appreciate a fantastic series. Well you are a 12' user so you're probably around 12 years old, maybe 13.

But wow, you're fucking stupid.

Go back to the hating on CoD bandwagon. I bet you are the one who's 12 since you are insulting me for my opinion.

:You've made this thread about three times in the past month. Shut the fuck up.

No I haven't.

Response to: Paranormal Activity 4 Posted August 14th, 2012 in General

The only time I was scared was the few seconds, because it was a loud screaming pop up. Being startled is not being scared.

This is an oxymoron.

Response to: scenario you are turned into an ant Posted August 14th, 2012 in General

At 8/14/12 02:01 AM, Raab wrote:
At 8/14/12 01:55 AM, GrizzlyOne wrote: what would you do
fap.

ants can't fap

or at least i think they can't

Response to: scenario you are turned into an ant Posted August 14th, 2012 in General

At 8/14/12 02:00 AM, Boomstick wrote: This isn't funny.

You aren't funny either, you whatever your avatar is.

scenario you are turned into an ant Posted August 14th, 2012 in General

what would you do, and how would you avoid being crushed by a human asshole and how would you try and become human again.

Response to: The best thread ever! Posted August 14th, 2012 in General

spiderman

Response to: half life is the worst fps series. Posted August 13th, 2012 in Video Games

At 8/13/12 11:18 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Gloom was bad.

what is that

Response to: Favorite Sega Genesis Game Posted August 13th, 2012 in Video Games

sonic 3 imo was the worst of the sonic games, way too complex and hard for a 2d game.

I would say... MK II

half life is the worst fps series. Posted August 13th, 2012 in Video Games

reason why the series is bad.

1: there's not enough gore when you kill enemies, that makes left 4 dead, turok, and call of duty and halo better.

24: most of the story is ripped off of the original Doom, 1984, and starship troopers ( i'm talking about u antlions!!)

3:it's waaaayy too linear and that makes not much replay value for a 3rd or 4th run in a short period of time, the only thing that saves this is mods, which is only for the pc version. so in that way fps's like halo are bettter.

that is my complaintes about the game

Response to: CN you have failed me Posted August 13th, 2012 in General

op i agrree so much

Response to: I Cut My Penis Posted August 13th, 2012 in General

lol teen titans hentei

wapanese

Response to: I Cut My Penis Posted August 13th, 2012 in General

what video

Response to: Games That Gamers Have To Play! Posted August 11th, 2012 in Video Games

battlezone 1998

Response to: I got a new virus Posted August 10th, 2012 in General

I already got rid of it ( I think) it was a corrupted temp file, probably picked it up from an ad somewhere.

I got a new virus Posted August 9th, 2012 in General

findandsearchresults redirection virus.

horray.

help

Response to: AVGN sucks. Posted August 7th, 2012 in General

he's ok

better than most youtuber's

Response to: Hey guys what should I get? Posted August 7th, 2012 in Video Games

At 8/7/12 07:10 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:
At 8/7/12 05:10 PM, tyler2513 wrote: you can get Half-Life 1 for free
Since when can you (legally) get Half-Life for free?

I don't think you can.

also, I have no interest in modding gta;vc main reason being I'm just getting it since I hear it's good and I don't want to go through the trouble of finding a PS2 copy that might not even work. I don't like the GTA III engine either.

Game is good so far, I'm saving the other 10 bucks for a steam sale at Christmas so I can get Half life for Half the price lolpuns

Response to: Hey guys what should I get? Posted August 7th, 2012 in Video Games

At 8/7/12 01:32 PM, Protagonist wrote: Neither. The grand theft auto games and half life games go on sale all the damn time.

Just save it.

How often? weekends? when?