Alright, so you'd think this would be piss easy. Then again, it probably is, i'm a nub at C++.
ANYWAY. So I want to have it so if you put in a line as a cin, such as

"check out that sweet ass dragon"

it would notice that you said dragon and would cout

"don't be talkin' bout muh dragon."

I tried the find function, but apparently i'm too retarded to work it. even from examples of it being used I found online, the find function only worked when 'dragon' was the first word. Lame.
Any help?

So I have this cat wally, and wally has this thing, where he poops... Everywhere. Only it smells like poop, but I can't find the poop.

Alright, i'm going to trim the hedges a bit and see if I can pop this bitch. brb

Uuuuh-huuuuh well maybe try shaving your pubes and seeing what it looks like,and why do you post shit like that if your going to a doc. tomarrow?

to see if anyone has had anything simular so I have a general idea of what it is?

(Don't give me any of that 'medical problem on a forum' shit, because I AM going to a doctor tomorrow.)

Ok, so here's the scoop. I was just adjusting the ol' meat stick, and I feel this... lump thing in my pubes. It hurts to squeeze and it sorta feels like a really big pimple (like there's pressure inside of it.) I don't know what the hell it is, but I DO know that it isn't an STD, and it probably isn't an ingrown hair. I'm going to the doc tomorrow, but I want to know what you guys think about it. Anything simular ever happen to you peoples?

and it won't let me put AS on MC'S? what the bloody balls is this shit?

Ok, so i've been working on this game for WEEKS, nonstop! I just recently finished all the gameplay, so today I was doing the main menu and stuff, and when I went to test it, the menu worked fine, but the game was messed up! so I went to the gameplay scene, and I had SOMEHOW deleted the freaking AS/hud layer! >_______< That had all my working scripts on it, and I neglected to make a backup (lesson learned)

So is there a way to restore my flash file to a while ago?
also, I still have the file for the scene that is (THANK JEBUS) not saved. is there a way to make this one replace the scene in my current one?

So i've been wondering for awhile now, is there a way to have 1 block make it so simple 8 direction control can't get through? This is difficult, because since it needs to block from all directions, you can't simply manipulate the x and y of your moving mc, you need to manipulate its speed. Can anyone give me an example of how this is done?

I couldn't find anything about this in AS main, so here's my problem. I have this game i'm pooping around with and I can't figure out how to draw lines in AS.

I figure it has something to do with linestyle and lineto, but that's about all i've got. Can someone show me how to use these damn things?

I would think you wouldn't taste anything.

Full title: Things you've always wanted to do, but never have because people would think you're crazy.

Here's mine to get the ball rolling:

I want to buy a cymothoa exigua. For those of you who don't know, it's a parasite that eats the tongue of a fish, then digs into the stump and replaces the tongue. It apparently works just as a normal tongue, except... it's a bug. Anyway, I want to buy one and let it replace my tongue. I just think it would be wicked to have such a cool animal for a tongue. Would be a nice conversation piece too.

these are weird.

9 and lower.

...god damnit.

I thought you meant literally, because group masturbation is the ONLY way to go.

Oh, i'm sorry. I thought the title was 'ET doesn't understand me', and thought this would be a story about the alien that lives under your stairs.

...yeah, that thing's interesting too, I guess.

Once during social studies, I asked to go to the bathroom. I popped off some knuckle children and left my baby seed so to speak all over the toilet seat.

Good times.

you're 15. Kill him. Most you'll do is 20 years, you "don't know any better."

but seriously, listen to 'hey jude', by the beatles. That's what I do.

Severed penises, 20 bucks a pop.

I bought one.

....oh, and also, the girl would die and stink up the place if she was trapped in that armor casing shit. So he'd better hurry the fuck up and gulp that shit down.

annoyingly attractive, maybe?!

I mean, for fucks sake, I had a hardon through the entire movie. Srrsly.

After years of research (It involved a time machine, bill and ted style) I have concluded this
with my asian team of assistants:

The vampire would not be able to get near the girl; the small amount of light in the area would reflect off the girl's 'metal case armor thing' so to speak and would kill the vampire instantly.

Another job well done, team.

Am I the only one that found the weird girl hot?

Discuss if you must.

good movie though.

This has literally overlapped the shittyness factor to become the best thing in the world. Allow me to illustrate.

Damn you, anko. You post in every thread I make. >=0

Yeah, those are a crock of shit, too.

I love my 2 new free ipod nanos. =D

At 6/14/07 07:59 PM, Raguel wrote:

At 6/14/07 07:57 PM, GrimStudios wrote:

At 6/14/07 07:56 PM, Raguel wrote: I bet you sniff glue.

A bet a shiney tuppence you sniff glue.

You owe me a shiney tuppence.

You'll only spend it on glue!

Well, that very well may be.

I would use the glue to make you and me a 'friends forever' collage. :(

Eh, I don't want to pick them myself. Apparently they grow on/under cow shit, and I don't want to risk getting shot by a farmer or something.

At 6/14/07 07:56 PM, Raguel wrote: I bet you sniff glue.

A bet a shiney tuppence you sniff glue.

You owe me a shiney tuppence.

Ever hear of a fuck buddy?

I want to (and have ALWAYS wanted to) try a hallucinogenic drug. At least once, just to have that kind of experience. Not that I want to try to impress people by saying I do them (That's just downright retarded) but you'd think something like that would be pretty cool.