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At 12/20/07 01:53 AM, Rebel-V-Elite wrote: Oh wait....

In eastern countries like Iran the "thumbs up" gesture means the same as "the finger" in western countries which can result in deep conflicts.

I guess thats the reason they hate us.

Ha ha ha. . .Oh wow.

Let's send Mahmoud Ahmadinejad a picture of Bedn.

At 12/20/07 11:44 AM, bnwproductions wrote: shit..... my trademark thing at school is a thumbs up... pictures, games, agreeing..... i have to change my gimmick...

Unless you're worried about people from Iran yelling at you about it, then I wouldn't bother with it.

At 12/21/07 01:40 AM, Rebel-V-Elite wrote:

At 12/20/07 11:54 AM, SpeedyPac wrote: There are no homosexuals in Iran, unlike your country.

But that doesn't mean Iran isn't full of ghey

Indeed.

At 12/21/07 01:35 AM, googol0 wrote: The collectable pokeballs at Burger King with the little "gold-plated" slab. That shit was cool and I think it's worth money now.

I have one with Charizard. I got it at some fair for like six bucks.

I can't really remember how much it was.

At 12/21/07 12:59 AM, beanieclock wrote: when inspector gadget 2 came out at burgerking they had this "dog language translater" where you would record you saying something and it would play the same exact mp3 of a dog barking every time, but i didnt realise it. so i spent hours and hours listening to my voice until i found a coincidence.

That sounds cool.

I remember something from when the first Inspector Gadget movie where you got different parts of his body and once you got all the pieces you could put them together and make this huge Inspector Gadget doll. It was like a foot long.

The people who think of these things are geniuses, I swear.

I love intricate pictures like that.

At 12/21/07 12:27 AM, No-oneSpecial wrote: I saw that coming, but you didn't.

HAHAHA

Sorry that happened.

Clever.

At 12/21/07 01:18 AM, Sabotage wrote:

At 12/21/07 01:16 AM, sean5892 wrote: my dick juice smells like bread. Strange, no?

Interesting, mine smells like bleach.

You guys are so weird.

I'm saying this in the nicest way possible.

I can't wait to get old.

Oh joy!

At 12/16/07 03:32 PM, WilliWowza wrote: So you've had a bad day
You've taken one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around.

You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie

At 11/23/07 02:50 AM, Gamepr020 wrote: what was your favorite kids meal toy? mine was at mcdonalds when they has transformers beast wars man those toys were fkin cooler then the tos they had now they can transform and shiet and was worth my meal smal fires and nuggets

I think the only one I got was the bat guy and I think Cheetor.

At 11/23/07 03:08 AM, MadMax wrote: The pokeball with the Pokemon inside and its card from BK was the best marketing ever.

GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!

Hell yes! It's too bad they got discontinued because some stupid kid suffocated themselves with half of the Pokeball.

I know I have a plush Gyrados somewhere.

I also remember the ones that came out for Tarzan. There were all kinds. There was this one of Tarzan that had such great poseability it might as well have been a regular toy. There was also one of Sabor, the leopard, who kind of hopped if you pushed his legs back.

There were also Tarzan toys that if you got all of them, you could connect them to make this sort of Rube Goldberg machine. Burger King also had something like that with Lord of the Rings, except without the Rube Goldberg part, but they made up for it with the fact that they light up, talk, and there was this HUGE One Ring part with a stand that went in the middle.

The ring was bigger than a ring should be and made of metal. You could probably use it to kill.

I also remember some Star Wars: Episode I toys from Taco Bell. I got this walking Sebulba that I could never get to work right, and one of those black little seeker camera things Darth Maul had. It showed a scene from the movie if you held it up to the light.

The best part? I still have all these things.

There's no craftmanship than that of fast food establishments.

Unless we're actually talking about the food they serve.

At 12/20/07 11:53 PM, BretKinney wrote:

At 12/20/07 11:39 PM, Grimscott wrote:

At 12/20/07 11:31 PM, BretKinney wrote: Don't beat me up, NG!

That's exactly it. We're going to find all your personal info and make your life hell.

Haha! You think you can find my personal stuff on this web? My life is already hell, so GTFO of me!

If that's what it takes to help you sleep at night, then believe that.

What? She looks normal.

At 11/29/07 03:32 AM, HyperactiveYouth wrote: That and I would like to point out that the guy in the background is trying to stick his finger up her bum-bum.

It the most perfect line-up I've ever seen in my life.

At 1/10/07 07:05 PM, Gendo wrote: Although you can find some masterpieces, like this.

That is wonderful.

At 5/20/07 07:30 PM, Killerratte wrote: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/5564 5823/


Compare the comments with the picture. I laughed hard.

Ugh.

At 12/20/07 11:31 PM, BretKinney wrote: Don't beat me up, NG!

That's exactly it. We're going to find all your personal info and make your life hell.

Seriously, who cares?

My swords all have their pros and cons, so I don't know if I could pick a favorite.

My claymore is cool, but it's not very sharp at all and the blade feels like it should be thicker. It's long though and I haven't seen any other claymores, so maybe it doesn't need to be thick.

My katana with the with the blade on the opposite side is cool, but it's kind of annoying to use.

My wakazashi is perfect in all aspects other than not being very sharp, and it's short.

Duh.

My cutlass is designed with right-handed people in mind, so it's weird to use, and it's kind of heave with the guard. It's really sharp, though.

At 12/20/07 10:27 PM, kingkillah wrote:

At 12/20/07 10:24 PM, King wrote: My vagina is pretty sharp.

So, ya, I'll go with that.

You'd be sodomized before you could even attack. How would you attack anyway?

By crushing you, silly.

Pretty much anything that gets said here, yeah. I'll try to be original, though.

A Greater Storm Beast from Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II.

At 12/20/07 09:42 PM, Lagatag wrote: RE4- Regenerators

I'd be more afraid of the Iron Maidens.

At 12/20/07 09:44 PM, Zeld wrote: Venom. He has a very long tongue that goes far into certain places.

I bet he stars in tons of porn in the Marvel universe.

At 12/20/07 09:44 PM, BlueZombieClock wrote: Pyramid Head. He freaks me the fuck out.

Did you say fuck?

Well, you got most of mine already.

- Fanboys

- The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

- Clive Barker Presents: Hellraiser

- Hellboy II: The Golden Army

- Dragonball

- Speed Racer

Please don't let those last two suck and rape my childhood.

At 12/20/07 09:02 PM, WooldoorSockbat wrote: SPOILERS:

- Paris teaches the ugly chick to be "cool" then gives her a make over and she becomes less ugly, all in a span of about one and a half hours.

Sorry guys had to do it, ruined the whole movie.

Is it possible to ruin something that's been done a million times?

J.K. Rowling said so in an interview. Which pissed me off because it is not hinted even once.

At 12/20/07 08:52 PM, fatherbuck wrote:

At 12/20/07 08:48 PM, X-Naut wrote:

At 12/20/07 08:36 PM, milinko959 wrote: "It's the funniest movie of the year!"

It's funny, because I'm pretty sure I heard that about ten different movies this year alone.

i wonder what fucking morons decide on that shit. they sure hand out glorious titles generously

When you make a comedy movie, there's a nine out of ten chance someone calls it that.

I don't get it either.

At 12/20/07 08:11 PM, Brick-top wrote:

At 12/20/07 07:20 PM, zer0gravity1 wrote: he sounds like a stalker who'll rape you if you are naughty.

Who says I'm worried?

lolwut?

Dear Santa,

I want you inside me.

With love,
Grimscott

P.S. How's Mrs. Claus doin'? ;)

At 12/20/07 08:36 PM, milinko959 wrote: I can see it now on TV... "It's the funniest movie of the year!"

Then it sucks.

Hey, remember Epic Movie?

That's what I'm thinking this will be like.

At 12/20/07 08:35 PM, babo-santa wrote: a crappy plot

interesting

More like hackneyed.

Let me guess; You only made this because of AshfordPride's topic, correct?

Because he was kidding.

At 12/20/07 08:13 PM, Orangebeef wrote: How can you live life without???

I can barely remember the last time I saw that monstrosity.

Around the time of "big fat Mario head", I think.

Suicide is looking pretty good right now.

Does anyone know how to make a noose?

"You can get your kids Khun Dhum! You can get your grandmother Khun Dhum!"

Last time I tried that I got arrested. I dunno if I wanna go through that again.

At 12/20/07 07:47 PM, Erica-Annihilation wrote:

At 12/20/07 07:30 PM, Grimscott wrote:

At 12/20/07 07:29 PM, gr33k-prty-b0y wrote: that also fits the profile of jigsaw from saw... he watches everyone and only puts u in his games if ur naughty

But does he give you awesome free gifts if you're nice?

I think not.

He attempts to give the victims life but most just die.

Exactly. He's more like the brother Santa REALLY wouldn't want you to know about.

Oh, wait.

At 12/20/07 07:29 PM, gr33k-prty-b0y wrote: that also fits the profile of jigsaw from saw... he watches everyone and only puts u in his games if ur naughty

But does he give you awesome free gifts if you're nice?

I think not.

At 12/20/07 07:22 PM, ngmastah wrote:

At 12/20/07 07:20 PM, Grimscott wrote: Even when I pee?

Or shower?

Even when you go number two my friend.

Just like god.

But. . .what about my private parts?

Even when I pee?

Or shower?

The only fast food places I really go to are Keller's, KFC, Whataburger and sometimes Wendys (lol) so this doesn't really affect me, but damn it's funny.

At 12/20/07 06:40 PM, Thewests wrote: Funny how while the guy is talking to the cashier, he isn't bothering to pay attention to what his kid is doing.

It's kinda sad actually.

Go fuck yourself, I for one enjoy Kingdom of Loathing.

At 12/8/07 01:26 PM, Megalomaniak wrote:

At 12/8/07 12:59 PM, Grimfenix wrote:

At 12/8/07 12:58 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: This is what happens when you let kids keep their fingers.

I loled.

Me too.

Seriously though, why did they have a loaded gun out?

I don't get it either.