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Response to: Bachelorette Number One... Posted February 21st, 2008 in General

I would try to post something short and amusing to make you laugh.

Response to: i scored $50 Posted February 21st, 2008 in General

At 2/21/08 03:24 AM, jackmorrison wrote: I sold some kid this for $120, it was actually only the PS1 version in a dvd case and that printed cover.

Genius, pure genius.

So, what was his reaction? Or did you do the smart thing and make sure you never see him again?

Response to: There's an animal that has 2 cocks. Posted February 21st, 2008 in General

At 2/21/08 01:31 AM, Brian wrote: The Pladupus has a barbed penis which excretes a paralyzing toxic. It's deadly to humans.

That is hilarious and awesome at the same time.

This makes me wonder if anyone has had some unfortunate beastiality with a platypus.

Response to: The 1st mario game you played! Posted February 21st, 2008 in General

At 2/20/08 11:09 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Super Mario Bros Deluxe for the GBC, baby. It's Super Mario Bros, but with Luigi's Levels, a whole load of fuckhard challenge levels available in japan only. UNTIL NOW.

That's it! I lost my copy and bought a new one, but it seems to have been hacked.

Either this was my first game, or Super Mario 64. But I rented that one.

Response to: Holy Shit... Posted February 21st, 2008 in General

At 2/21/08 01:19 AM, ImFromMars wrote: I think it is the computer itself. It has formed a higher level of Artificial Intelligence and every time you touch it, your computer quivers and orgasms.

My computer loves the way I hit the keys: Just the perfect mix of rough and gentle.

Response to: God damn it. Not again. Posted February 21st, 2008 in General

At 2/20/08 11:01 PM, IammeoramI wrote: You should ask for lesbians next time.

...JUST DO IT!

You think that would work?

Response to: "you Gotta Be Kidding Me" Moment Posted February 21st, 2008 in General

At 2/21/08 12:19 AM, StumpyManager wrote: pokemon, having to owe the old folks 110K because you forgot snorlax in there

Ha ha ha. I did something like that with a magikarp once. Except it was nowhere near that high a price, but just enough that I couldn't pay it.

One really annoying thing I did in the second generation Pokemon games is when I finally caught a Ghastly and it said the usual "Ghastly was sent to Bill's PC", I went "Why should HE get what I worked hard for?!" And turned off my Gameboy.

I have no idea why I did that. I'd played the previous games so I knew how the system worked.

And for some reason I remember something about one of the NPCs in Pokemon Gold (or Silver) telling me that I could carry more than six pokemon. I looked for that guy forever the next day.

I also hated anytime I died in World of Worldcraft. I couldn't stand having to run around, trying to find my body, and then discovering that the enemies who killed you were still there. So i figured that if I resurrected myself and took off running, I'd be good.

I was wrong. Horribly, horribly wrong.

Another thing happened to me in City of Villains, I was about level four or so, and I was exploring around the Island when I noticed this level twenty enemy just sitting there. I kind of just sat there going "ooh" and "ahh" until he hit me. I had figured that since it was so powerful it wouldn't bother me unless I was dumb enough to attack it. Before I could run away, he had already killed me.

Response to: Good vampire or werewolf movies. Posted February 21st, 2008 in General

The Lost Boys, Ginger Snaps, American Werewolf in London, Wolf, 30 Days of Night.

I hear Dog Soldiers is good.

Uhh. . .Blacula?

Also, it would help if you told us what other werewolf and vampire movies you've seen.

At 2/20/08 11:55 PM, TOEZ wrote: Dracula.

Can't beat the classic.

Response to: ~~*Hair Dye*~~ Posted February 20th, 2008 in General

At 2/20/08 09:12 PM, Mendou wrote:
At 2/20/08 08:58 PM, xXCostelloXx wrote:
At 2/20/08 08:56 PM, Gendo wrote:
At 2/20/08 08:55 PM, xXCostelloXx wrote: YES! IM SEREOUS!!!

---> >:[ ANGRY FAIC!
Well I don't approve.
Thats what she said! wooooo!
ugh, christ you're like a lame myspace user.

And Gendo said there wasn't a joke.

Response to: Lunar Eclipse Tonight Posted February 20th, 2008 in General

It's cloudy, small droplets of rain are falling and I can't even figure out where the moon is.

Wah.

Response to: My stomach hurts lots lately. Posted February 20th, 2008 in General

At 2/20/08 08:29 PM, Gagsy wrote: Pregnant.

Beat me to it.

Been using protection lately, boyo?

Response to: Why is angry faic so damn angry? Posted February 20th, 2008 in General

At 2/20/08 08:24 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: He lost his entire body in 'Nam.

You'd be pissed too.

And no one understands because they weren't there.

Response to: Any actual Digimon fans here? Posted February 20th, 2008 in General

At 2/20/08 08:38 PM, Gagsy wrote:
At 2/20/08 08:34 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote:
You must be fucking joking.
I assure you I am not. I like pokemon and all, but I was a digimon fan from the start. Plus Matt was hot.

Ha ha. I got a harmonica because I wanted to be cool like him.

Response to: How would you play the Virtual Boy? Posted February 20th, 2008 in General

At 2/20/08 08:01 PM, Kurofelis wrote:
Instead of duct taping the Virtual boy to the skullcap, I think I'd modify the hat to be a sort of headband for the VB. Get some gaming fashion on.

Good call .

At 2/20/08 08:37 PM, Extremewookie wrote: Would any gentlemen here be willing to post the link to said video?

Here.

Response to: i have quite the story to tell you! Posted February 20th, 2008 in General

At 2/20/08 07:36 PM, Freakinhugelittleguy wrote: Freaking out on how late for school i was since its a 45 minute walk to school.

You should have just played skipped school by that point.

Response to: How would you play the Virtual Boy? Posted February 20th, 2008 in General

At 2/20/08 08:01 PM, Kurofelis wrote: I would have done this, but I have too much hair on my head.

What if you wore a skull cap? I bet that would work.

Response to: have a cookie ^_^ Posted February 20th, 2008 in General

At 2/20/08 07:59 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: What if they're actually offering you a cookie?

Obviously they're excluded.

A real cookie is better than an e-cookie. Which, I'll add, you can't eat.

Fucking tease.

Response to: ~~*Hair Dye*~~ Posted February 20th, 2008 in General

At 2/18/08 04:08 PM, xXCostelloXx wrote: im sure going from This black to Snow white

Black? Looks more like brown to me.

I'm thinking about dying my hair green (temporarily, and other stuff to look like Joker) for when the Dark Knight movie comes out. My mom says it can ruin your shirt though, is this true?

Response to: cake or pie? Posted February 20th, 2008 in General

At 2/20/08 07:14 PM, TehChahlesh wrote: Oh my God. I can't take it anymore.

FUCK YOU! FUCK ALL OF YOU UNFUNNY JACKASSES WHO THINK THAT BAKED GOODS ARE INHERENTLY FUNNY! THEY ARE NOT! YOU ARE A BUNCH OF UNORIGINAL CUNTS AND I HOPE YOU ALL DIE IN A FIRE!

On similar note, randomness does not equal humor: Sporks are neither deadly nor effective weapons.

Response to: Mexican food. Posted February 20th, 2008 in General

Yeop. Diarrhea if you're truly unfortunate.

Response to: How do i gain exp Posted February 20th, 2008 in General

At 2/20/08 07:15 PM, Mizar wrote: oh my fucking god.

this post isn't worth a reasonable responce.

It's been done so many times you shouldn't even be shocked anymore.

Response to: How low are ads today! Posted February 20th, 2008 in General

Well, it's still more likely than being the 100,000,000th.

Response to: Most fun you've had as a kid? Posted February 20th, 2008 in General

Playing with my action figures for Star Wars, DragonBall Z and Pokemon.

Also, T-Rex from Jurassic Park.

At 2/20/08 06:40 PM, AznWarlord wrote: I counted to 200 during Naptime.

Being able to count to 100 in under a minute. And knowing that 100 + 100 = 200. Yeah, I was hardcore.

Response to: is can i Posted February 20th, 2008 in General

It wouldn't look good at all and you would be mercilessly flamed.

Response to: War is Over! Posted February 20th, 2008 in General

Am I the only one who just kept using regular DVDs?

Response to: Why do they call it a thunder storm Posted February 20th, 2008 in General

At 2/20/08 06:54 PM, GuardianShadow wrote: How come on the news they always call it a thunder storm? The thunder doesn't do anything but make noise. The lighting does all the work. Discuss.

Noise is very effective when it makes your dogs bark like crazy at three o' clock in the morning.

Sometimes it makes car alarms go off.

Response to: Favourite Weapon? Posted February 20th, 2008 in General

The only weapons I own are swords.

At 2/20/08 06:43 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:
Also what would a weapon thread be without a Gunblade

I've tried to hold a replica before, and I've gotta say, it would suck to try and use in real life. The blade is too heavy to use, and since the handle is a pistol, you'd probably end up hurting your hand if you tried. Not to mention the fact that the blade might get in the way of the bullet when it fires.

Response to: Should we really have mods? Posted February 20th, 2008 in General

At 2/20/08 06:44 PM, AshfordPride wrote: This forum doesn't have the sort of userbase that would lend itself to a mod-free forum.

Very muchly so.

If there weren't mods, we'd be running around like idiots posting even more idiotic things than we do already.

Response to: Floaters Posted February 20th, 2008 in General

Yes. All the time, ever since I was a kid.

Response to: Exaggerated noise from HK films Posted February 20th, 2008 in General

At 2/20/08 06:23 PM, AshfordPride wrote: I want to make "whoosh" noises when I punch the air... Like Bruce Lee...

You can make it if you swing a stick around really fast.

But having it while punching or kicking would be way better.