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Response to: Naruto inspired "prank" kills boy. Posted March 12th, 2008 in General

At 3/12/08 01:44 AM, Skybolt-DX wrote: I AM GARRA, MASTER OF THE SAND.

If they had had a giant gourd to play with, this wouldn't have happened.

Response to: When gnomes attack. Posted March 12th, 2008 in General

At 3/12/08 01:01 AM, linkfan23 wrote:
Was it limping or something?

It just had trouble walking because of it's enormous genitalia.

I mean, that's the only logical reason I could think of them being afraid of it.

Response to: the most pointless game ever? Posted March 11th, 2008 in General

At 3/11/08 11:11 PM, l33t-soldier wrote: Monopoly is pointless... Anyone ever actually FINISHED?

It really just turns to crap after every bit of land has been purchased.

Response to: When gnomes attack. Posted March 11th, 2008 in General

I'd be more worried about leprechauns than gnomes.

Those guys will fuck you up if you go ten feet near their gold.
Response to: Do you feel safe on the bbs? Posted March 11th, 2008 in General

No, none of us are. Have you ever heard of a creature called "BigBadRon"?

It is a truly horrific beast.

There goes my mandatory pot shot at one of the most disliked mods.
At 3/11/08 10:25 PM, austin wrote: Pssh, you act like that's going to happen. That's like saying if you say CandleJack you'll get kidn

Poor bastard.

Response to: Cartoon Physics. Posted March 8th, 2008 in General

To halt a gunman, simply stick your finger in the barrel: It will explode in his face.

Also, dynamite doesn't kill.

When I was little I actually asked if a bomb could kill someone because of Loony Tunes.
Response to: Favorite Harry Potter character? Posted March 8th, 2008 in General

I have no idea. There's too many likable characters to pick one: The Weasly Twins, their dad, Luna Lovegood, Fenrir Greyback, Bellatrix Lestrange. . .

Also, anyone who likes Draco Malfoy automatically sucks.

At 12/15/07 03:01 PM, Insert-Pie wrote: That black kids who's one of Harry's friends. Can't remember his name, but the guy who they cast as him in the movies looks just like a friend of mine.

sounds like him too

Lee Jordan?

At 3/6/08 08:23 PM, Gianfri wrote: Voldemort is the man.

That suit amuses and frightens me simultaneously.

Response to: Most dangerous sites on intarwebz? Posted March 8th, 2008 in General

At 3/8/08 12:08 PM, PapoSwing wrote: Last Measure anyone?

Yeah, that's what I would've thought.

Response to: 5 inches of snow where I am Posted March 7th, 2008 in General

At 3/7/08 05:09 PM, Twinsabre wrote: none what so fucking ever.

We had some at like, 4:00 AM where I live. It didn't last long.

Response to: I saw someone die today Posted March 7th, 2008 in General

At 3/7/08 04:21 PM, MyMonkey wrote: Quick! Make a topic "Someone saw me die today"

But jeah...must be shocking. Or not.

You'll just have to settle for this.

I saw someone die today

Response to: If you had invisibility powers... Posted March 7th, 2008 in General

Most are going to go for "girls locker room".

Response to: Too real! Posted March 7th, 2008 in General

There was something VERY wrong with the top of Angelina Jolie's lips.

Response to: Characters that you'd like to... Posted March 7th, 2008 in General

Oh, I dunno. Maybe the lead from those pokemon games or one of the Belmonts' from Castlevania.

At 3/7/08 03:56 PM, Timmy wrote: Sonic the hedgehog.

Just collecting rings, eating chili dogs and jumping on TVs with cool stuff inside all day.

Plus the shoes are snazzy.

I would take lives for those shoes.

Response to: My dad comes here. Posted March 1st, 2008 in General

This kid sure has a lot of fathers. I mean, damn.

Response to: Halloween isnt far of NG users! Posted March 1st, 2008 in General

At 3/1/08 11:19 PM, TheSovereign wrote: Looks a bit damp.

It got fapped on a bit.

Response to: Firefox gives your passwords away! Posted March 1st, 2008 in General

Well, that's a useful thing to know.

Response to: Lets play pokemon! Posted March 1st, 2008 in General

My name would work well as a Scyther.

This may take a while.
Response to: Favorite Webcomic? Posted March 1st, 2008 in General

Last Blood. (NSFW at times)

It's not a humor webcomic like the others, but has an actual story and plot. What is that plot you ask? Vampires needing to protect the last of the humans from billions upon billions of zombies. If it sounds bad, it isn't. I swear it.

Response to: Crash Bandicoot Posted February 29th, 2008 in General

I only have Crash Bandicoot Warped, and it's broken. It won't let me go to any levels.

It's scratched or something.
Response to: Dear Newgrounds, Posted February 29th, 2008 in General

At 2/29/08 06:14 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: DONT WORRY
I caught the soonest plane I could find to Iran...

a few minutes later
*pants*
OKAY, I'M HERE

EVERYBODY DON'T MOVE

You're too late. . .

HE'S GONE. HE'S GONE AND NOTHING CAN BRING HIM BACK.

Response to: what Disney character would you do? Posted February 29th, 2008 in General

At 2/29/08 06:10 PM, iMiserable wrote: We all know the No. 1 pick for furries...

I always thought Simba would be higher on their list. Or Todd from the Fox and the Hound.

Response to: All This spam and I'M being banned Posted February 29th, 2008 in General

Try an actual review. Or just ignore it.

Response to: Gimme a movie title... Posted February 29th, 2008 in General

At 2/29/08 05:45 PM, Snake-Arsenic wrote: -Urotsukidoji

I'll be impressed if you can get the last one.

Lovely.

Here's mine

Star Wars

Juno

Alien vs. Predator

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Breakfast Club

Weird Science

March of the Penguins

Response to: what Disney character would you do? Posted February 29th, 2008 in General

At 2/29/08 06:00 PM, Jack wrote: Mickey Mouse.

I'd be able to tap Minnie.

I'm partly joking.

What's the other part of you doing?

Response to: Dear Newgrounds, Posted February 29th, 2008 in General

That can't be him! Everyone knows HFS is much sexier than that!

Response to: what Disney character would you do? Posted February 29th, 2008 in General

At 2/29/08 05:35 PM, Catoblepas wrote: Kim Possible, obviously.

You're supposed to put a blush face over the nipple.

I dunno. Captain Hook? Jafar also has that awesome hat, voice and facial hair.

God, just look at it.

what Disney character would you do?

Response to: Misleading movie title Posted February 29th, 2008 in General

At 2/29/08 04:57 PM, simon wrote: cloverfield.
i saw no field of clovers, not once..

There were probably clovers in that field of grass they were in at the end. . .

At 2/29/08 05:01 PM, Elios wrote: "Terminator"

He didn't kill Sarah Conner. Or anyone!

He killed her roommates. And a bunch of policemen. Also Rick, or whatever that guy's name was.

Response to: Greatest Moments in Animation Posted February 29th, 2008 in General

At 2/24/08 04:08 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Bump because I'm having a blast watching all these.

And because nobody has mentioned the ending of The Iron Giant.

Oh god. I love that movie.

Last Unicorn Opening

Say what you will, this is excellent.

Response to: girls in swimsuits Posted February 29th, 2008 in General

At 2/28/08 09:25 PM, Onepiece285 wrote: I think catgirls in swimsuits are hot

pritteh kitteh

But don't most cats hate getting wet?

Response to: Horror Fanatics Posted February 29th, 2008 in General

Have fun here.