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Well, considering the zombie apocalypse and me turning into Spider-Man have yet to happen, then no.

At 12/16/07 12:22 PM, iateamexican wrote: That little tune from Portal.
Doodly doo doo
Doodly doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo
Doo doo..

Oh I love that one. It's like crack.

At 12/17/07 05:55 PM, Straight-Edge wrote: Ash Williams, I could care less about the attitude, I just want a chainsaw hand.

He did have an attitude, though.

I can't tell you the pity I feel for those poor, poor 08ers that are coming.

WOOHOO FRESHMAN!!!

Yeah, it's kinda like that.

At 12/17/07 07:15 PM, theicecubeclock wrote: "newgrounds.com, i used to be the talk of that town, back in the 1990's and 2000-2001. i got respect back then now im just a washed up old meatbag... tis a sad sad day."

It's funny because it's true.

A penicorn with a picture of your face taped to the cock(s).

At 12/17/07 07:20 PM, Zerok wrote: HEY!

Can't you bend the rules just this once?

At 12/17/07 04:56 PM, Suntime wrote:

At 12/17/07 04:54 PM, Jezuz wrote: Horror movies are neutral

Not the girls I know, they all hate horrors, while I love 'em. I can never get them to go.

I love horror movies.

At 12/17/07 05:14 PM, ScreamiNSemeN wrote: Teen boy movies include loserfests like American pie, Transformers, Spiderman, any video game movies.

No.

Maybe the women you know just suck.

I think she would have fallen over if they were real. Or at least need some kind of support.

At 12/17/07 04:25 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Except those animals that aren't cute, you can abuse them all you want.

Crabs?

But they're so tasty. . .

Whales?

SAVE THEM. D:

Vampire bats?

I like them. Let's lynch Ozzy Osbourne for biting one's head off. Also, doves.

Cockroaches? Fuck those ugly bastards, no one cares if they can be endangered.

Okay, you have a point.

At 12/17/07 04:04 PM, Grent wrote: and he treats Rudolph like shit even though Rudolph would technically qualify as a "good" reindeer.

And he doesn't let him onto the team until he finds a way to take advantage of his ability.

Also, he runs a sweatshop where the workers earn NO wages, but cannot quit to get better, more high-paying jobs, such as dentistry.

And when they do something nice for him, like sing a song, he shows no sign of being grateful, quite the opposite in fact, so poor Mrs. Clause has to patch things up.

Did I miss anything?

You know he's just itching to cancel Christmas. That's not his choice! It's Jesus's birthday, his dad will let you know when the party is off. Until then, get your fat ass in the sleigh.

At 12/17/07 04:21 PM, WilliWowza wrote:

It's hawt.

My friend told me about it in fifth grade, I wasn't really interested because I had AddictingGames (Still go there sometimes). My first flash here was probably the Ultimate Showdown or Build a Robot 2.0.

The first topic I really remember is "So Sandy" (Yes, THAT one) when it wasn't locked. Some people might think "But you're an 07er!". That's because this is a new account. Click the "noob on" link in my sig.

That doesn't sound right at all.

At 12/17/07 03:26 PM, Splintered wrote:

At 12/17/07 03:20 PM, Tyrant12 wrote: Snow will not ever get high enough to cover a road sign.

Welcome to Northern Canada.

Cars won't be covered in Ice either.

I am in awe.

At 12/17/07 02:52 PM, BrittanyIsWicked wrote: I certainly do enjoy causing others pain.

Don't you?

How kinky.

At 12/16/07 04:14 PM, Davood wrote: Anna Nicole fucking smith

Thank you very much.

There isn't one.

Tom sure is going crazy with those ads.

Nice try, Mom.

At 12/17/07 02:04 PM, andhination wrote: Make a Penis theme.

In MS Paint. With little smiley faces on them.

No one loves me.

At 12/17/07 12:17 PM, TheAmateurAnimator wrote: Maybe something switched their personalities.

And after they learn some sort of moral lesson they get switched back like every cartoon ever made.

At 12/17/07 11:59 AM, Zen444 wrote:

At 12/17/07 11:54 AM, Grimscott wrote: Because it's such a weenie.

I guess you could say it's a little short on courage.

Or maybe just short.

Spider-Man.

At 12/15/07 01:39 PM, Straight-Edge wrote: Deadpool. He's everyone else's favorite too, they just don't know it yet.

Hell yes.

At 12/17/07 11:43 AM, John12346 wrote: Why do our penises hurt more than any other part of our body?

Because it's such a weenie.

Oh, so he actually says "Why so serious"?

Nice.

I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT.

At 12/17/07 10:43 AM, Valjylmyr wrote: That looks more like All-American-Badass to me...

But he doesn't act like him.

I'm Grimscott, #1495065. I'll see about joining the NG group.

At 12/17/07 09:38 AM, VictoryGin wrote:

At 12/17/07 05:40 AM, Lord-Zed wrote: Nestling quotes is for fuckknuckles.

Fuckknuckles. Fuckknuckles.

FUCKKNUCKLES, BITCH?

Very hawt.

Oh wow. Just. . .wow.