I came into this homeless woman's eye before. She grunted in pain and yelled something incomprehensible at me.

Then I threw a crumpled up dollar at her.

At 11/23/09 08:39 PM, TomFulp wrote: Bonus points for this NOT being about NG going downhill!

Whoa.

At 11/23/09 08:17 PM, coure wrote: why are both the questions about walking in on your mom naked?

Why don't you have a seat...

At 11/16/09 10:53 PM, Chymeraxe wrote:

At 11/16/09 10:51 PM, Grimfenix wrote:

At 11/16/09 10:47 PM, Grimfenix wrote: You're mother.

Ouch, *Your*.

SORRY GUYS. I USED IMPROPER SPELLING.

Improper grammar.

You used improper grammar.

Fuck you.

At 11/16/09 10:53 PM, Niloc14 wrote:

It's okay, babe, I forgive you <3

Come here. Let me hold you for a little while.

At 11/16/09 10:47 PM, Grimfenix wrote: You're mother.

Ouch, *Your*.

SORRY GUYS. I USED IMPROPER SPELLING.

You're mother. But that was one of my "Reaching for the cold cuts" days.

Oh, man.

Hey guys. I live in Scranton! Liek Oh Em Gee!

But no really dude, that sucks for you.

Fluffy!

Nice use of Google Image Search, Faggot.

Too lazy to make one yourself.

Stop it.

D

At 11/14/09 03:55 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: Bad Trip

Whoa.

Wat.

At 11/7/09 11:52 PM, manonthemoon516 wrote: Obama because you get free beer.

And lies.

At 11/7/09 11:15 PM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: like a funny version of Seinfeld

I agree with this fine gentleman

Here.

</Whine>

At 10/31/09 07:13 PM, Porkchop wrote: Had 8 people shit/piss into a garbage can, filled it with red paint, tipped it against another kids front door and played ding dong ditch.

Hahaha best one I've heard so far! I wish I thought of that.

At 10/31/09 01:59 AM, FlashCam wrote: I stayed at home,playing NG

Worse than yours??

Damn, i hate staying home. Unless im really tired.

We all know the day before Halloween is a night of frolicking about town with your punk/hoodlum friends vandalizing property, running from police and being a general dick.

So, how did it go for you? Any good eggings? What about Windex bombs? TBC-ing? TP-ing? Getting arrested?

Personally, mine kinda sucked. We decided to go to the mall for a while instead of going out. So not much "holiday service" done on our part.

At 10/24/09 01:01 AM, arbiterg wrote:

At 10/24/09 12:55 AM, The-Evil-Daed wrote:

Teachers these days are pretty hot.
Shit, I have a boner right now just thinking about it.

Man teachers?

No, silly! That would be gay!

At 10/24/09 12:58 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Maybe it doesn't show in your jeans because you don't have a massive 19 and a half inch cock like myself.

It's multicolored too! When you whipped it out last night, all i could think was "Taste the rainbow!"

I hate them. Especially if you get one RIGHT before the bell rings. Then you gotta walk to your next class with a book in front of you and walk like you have a dick up your ass.

Your face.

At 10/20/09 09:15 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

At 10/20/09 09:14 PM, FlashCam wrote:
I once had to barf in the toilet...............where my brother was still using it

*Starts slow clap*

*Joins into slow clap*

<333

Buy a bunch of fake 20's that cost a dollar each! :D

The plural of "ass" is not "assi" it is "asses."

Simply put "dumb" in front of it.

There you go.

It was great how they tried to explain it, and then showed clips of the little guy's shenanigans!

At 10/19/09 05:51 PM, UnkutAcid wrote: Son of a bitch! This post woke me up while I was napping!

Yeah OP.

STOP POSTING SO LOUD

At 10/19/09 10:14 PM, RustySpoons95 wrote:

At 10/19/09 10:11 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: What the fuck is an ass ball

HI BILLY MAYS HERE, CHECK OUT THIS MOTHERFUCKING BALL! YOUR GONNA LOVE THIS SHIT!

1