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But their words hurt so much Andy. They hurt so much.

Heroin screams at me, 'u filthy whore, u fat fucking mess, everyones laughing at you and nobody cares'. She pricks me and wraps me, in a cotton embrace.

It feels like her daggers are stabbing at my c**t lips, tearing them apart. I hate u Andy. I wish i never met ur sik plastik.

Eddie

Don't fret plastic pet.

People sometimes say that the way things happen in the movies is unreal, but actually it's the way things happen to you in life that's unreal.

The movies make emotions look so strong and real, whereas when things really do happen to you, it's like watching television -- you don't feel anything.

At 6/25/11 03:11 PM, Asalraalaikum wrote: Hey grime, guess what? I understood what you're trying to do, and it's working.

Too bad it's not working on me, you failing cunt.

thats good. thats really good.

Cause I was starting to think i'd slipped on my ego

you need to learn to let it go

make yourself stop swallowing your saliva, let it overflow your lip and dribble down your face and dont dare wipe it away. you need to start throbbing and pulsating like a fuckin maddie and let yourself go. take yourself out of the equation, forget about being metal/emo/hipster/cool/normal/pretty/sma rt or whatever and just drool allover yourself. move your fukin limbs and scream.

once youve found that primal person in you that isnt you. youl know that we can all be pretty.

At 6/25/11 01:42 PM, grime-reaper wrote: I didn't always wanna be bad.

But you wouldn't have it any other way. I tried me, normal, polite, smart and thoughtful but nothing stuck. And I can't get off if nobodys watching. So I tried bad and settled for glances instead.

I pretend your all stupid and that i'm dancing on a stage, really good and fast. I say stuff and you go wild. Only pretty people are allowed on my stage. We copy Lady Gaga and dance with our joints, thrusting angrily.

Then I cum.

I may be easy, but your so fucking easy - easy to break.

please, you're like the cheap bosses at the end of fighting games - only reason your "tricky" is because you have a home-filed advantage and make the rules as you go along.

you want people to walk around delusional about how great they can be - and then to fight so hard for it every day that the lie becomes the truth.

I didn't always wanna be bad.

But you wouldn't have it any other way. I tried me, normal, polite, smart and thoughtful but nothing stuck. And I can't get off if nobodys watching. So I tried bad and settled for glances instead.

I pretend your all stupid and that i'm dancing on a stage, really good and fast. I say stuff and you go wild. Only pretty people are allowed on my stage. We copy Lady Gaga and dance with our joints, thrusting angrily.

Then I cum.

I may be easy, but your so fucking easy - easy to break.

At 6/25/11 10:53 AM, Ejit wrote: That's not watershake

Neither are you. Sit back down where you belong, in the corner of my bar with your high heels on.

He's so fucking pretty and needy.

At 6/25/11 10:38 AM, Neoncouch wrote: It's been a year now.

Gosh, still seems like yesterday.

I Bet that was a real pretty dance that dance she did just there. I just didn't understand it. Good thing we got good seats though - everyone can see us being here from here.

It's a shame I can't figure out how to get this new camera working, i've never been good at those kinda things. Always looks so easy in them adverts.

Oh, look at that guy over at the juicebox, he's getting a drink for his wife too! Why can't you be more like that. You know, gentlemanly.

He's even got nice shoes too.

At 6/25/11 08:43 AM, Piss wrote: I'm pro-anna.

but your hair is so soft. they wouldn't understand it, too many calories.

At 6/24/11 04:28 AM, sugarsimon wrote: the edge of glory? what's that?

its the BRIC countries in 2005. It's the two bicycle makers that learned how to fly. That, and other things.

At 6/24/11 05:57 AM, grime-reaper wrote:

At 6/24/11 05:25 AM, Yert wrote: why did you post a picture of watershake

i'm hoping he'll tell you.

why u no be baited ws. why?

At 6/24/11 06:54 AM, BrainworkInProgress wrote: Whar r u trolls noa?!

house 2 aint got no electrikk fool

At 6/17/11 07:11 PM, mattuiop wrote:

At 6/17/11 07:08 PM, potatopower wrote: I tried it once, and failed.
I was only one line off q.q
Not gonna try again though.

Yep. It's harder than it looks. Trust me!

It's impossible silly. This shit was cracked in the dangerous book for boys, UK style.

At 6/24/11 05:25 AM, Yert wrote: why did you post a picture of watershake

i'm hoping he'll tell you.

At 6/24/11 02:02 AM, EmperorOfSwag wrote: shave that embarrassment of a mustache off 4 1 thing

next step is to stop the heart. right?

Just a little bit more and i'll be there and i'll be happy. Happy with what doesn't matter at all, happy i think, that's all.

See.

Whatch'a think?

At 6/24/11 12:24 AM, EmperorOfSwag wrote: grime-reaper is really sensitive and the most noble defender of pop musak

check your notes on sensitive and volatile, there's a distinction with a difference. nice though bro.

rock rok roc metal arrrrrrrrgh! is where it's at though!. musical talent is more important than the music. this is shit art cause it was easy.

At 6/23/11 07:58 PM, mothballs wrote:

At 6/23/11 07:43 PM, Xyphon202 wrote: @mothballs:

If you're telling me that you would never wish death upon a single human being, ever, I don't believe you. What about terrorists, and the people who caused 9/11? What about the Nazis that captured Jewish people and put them into death camps? Yeah, they haven't done anything to you either.

LOLOLOLOLOL

Making pop music is equatable with killing innocents and conducting genocides. Of course. How couldn't I see this before!?

Die Bieber, die!

At 6/23/11 06:37 PM, TwittSoup wrote: Old Madonna video ?

Funny one but wrong one now. Gaga baby's the wrong one, right now. She's a dancing flurry of dicks, hair and face extensions. Madonna is done, she can't compete.

At 6/23/11 06:19 PM, Snuff wrote: what is this

It's the edge of glory baby. Love it long time, it loves you maybe.

We're on the edge of glory.

I need a man that thinks it's right when it's all wrong tonight, right on the limb is where we know we both belong tonight. Put on your shades cause i'll be dancing in the flames, it isn't hell if everybody knows my name tonight?

In my square i'm creating my creation, preparing to dazzle this over-caffinated nation. Glitter, glamour and gay are my weapons, i'm about to perice through the heavens.

We're on the edge of glory baby. I'm on the edge with you.

this thread is guna get a lot of views.

boys

At 6/20/11 06:20 PM, Ejit wrote: You're obsession with Watershake is...obsessive

And pretty stupid

I want his mouth all-over my blonde south. I want it hot not cold, I wanna shout.

Your jaw will drop when it hits. So will his.

At 6/20/11 01:38 PM, Asandir wrote:

At 6/20/11 01:37 PM, HailSaban wrote: Hahahahaha I'm so smart.

So the OP betrayed us?

Dude, I said i'd read it somewhere on the internet, i'm not trying to pass this off as my own question. Just thought i'd share it.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you were?

I read this somewhere a few days ago and found it interesting. I'd like to imagine how i'd behave with the rough guidelines of age to influence my behaviour.

e.g i'd probably still play pokemon if I wasn't so self conscious i'm "too old" for it.

At 5/25/11 05:15 AM, WaterShake wrote:

At 5/23/11 12:01 PM, grime-reaper wrote:

At 5/23/11 10:17 AM, Piss wrote: Words.

Seems old habits die hard.

I want your whisky mouth allover my blonde south. I want it hot not cold, baby - hear me shout.

Don't be a drag, just be a queen. Don't be so tough, don't act so mean.

At 6/10/11 06:56 AM, IAmNotDead wrote:

At 6/10/11 06:28 AM, grime-reaper wrote: I popped and now I feel much better.

'popped' i hope you mean pooped or i'm very sorry for you.

Gosh. What a potentially misleading typo.

Don't worry guys. I pooped.

No popping going on here.

I popped and now I feel much better.

(FYI I didn't actually eat too much when I broke the fast - just a regular sized meal.)

So i've been fasting for the past week (i.e I haven't eaten anything besides water, orange juice and coffee).

I broke my fast last night with a reasonably sized meal. But ever since I woke up this morning i've got incredibly sore stomach cramps/pains.

I'm really unsure what to do.

Does anyone have any experience with a situation like this? Anyone know what I should do?