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At 1 minute ago, ZeldaFan64DS wrote:

At 3 minutes ago, grime-reaper wrote: I need some encouragement from you guys to keep starving myself. I've made it 3 days so far but I can feel myself beginning to falter.

Help me.

Go exercise.

Exercisec alternative days. Exercise is tomorrow.

Good point though, it does help as a distraction.

I need some encouragement from you guys to keep starving myself. I've made it 3 days so far but I can feel myself beginning to falter.

Help me.

At 4 hours ago, CharltonChinchilla wrote: What do you think I'm missing?

glamour, beauty and a skeletal figure.

disgusting cunt

At 49 seconds ago, ih8dude wrote: How does that stack up against iphone malware?

I'd imagine iPhone malware being relatively non-existent due to Apple verifying all apps in the App Store before they're available for download.

At 17 minutes ago, TheRainbowZilla wrote: Holy fucking shit. I didn't actually expect that percent to be possible.

WHY MUST MALWARE EXIST?

Infestation is the new fragmentation

Android malware is up almost 3325% from this time last year.

Open is winning guys :D

Links http://www.zdnet.com/blog/hardware/report-android-malware-up -3325-in-2011/18449

At 36 minutes ago, dlxrevolution wrote:

At 7 hours ago, II2none wrote: I threw up a little in my mouth.

^this

Why so?

At 3 hours ago, DarkShadowblade wrote: Enjoy not being able to sit down for a couple days if you take 4 in a day.

I never said I was gonna hook up with them all on the same day man. That'd be exhausting.

Ever tried looking up the word coincidence in the dictionary?

might blow your mind

At 2 minutes ago, II2none wrote:

At 4 minutes ago, grime-reaper wrote:

At 3 minutes ago, II2none wrote: I threw up a little in my mouth.

You'd make a great bulimic

I wish dude,unfortunately I have a strong metabolism.

Weak. Ana doesn't like you.

At 3 minutes ago, II2none wrote: I threw up a little in my mouth.

You'd make a great bulimic

At 45 seconds ago, MushookieMan wrote: You seem like the type of person that thinks you don't need a condom because men can't get each other pregnant. Enjoy HIV.

Inadvertently answering da question. Thanks dawg.

At 10 hours ago, Halberd wrote: gee whizz op you sure are mother fucking cool

getting weed off random homies from the bus man im doin that shit 24/7 livin the gud life go home smoke the mad blunts ey it was prety alrite man this guy was crazy the fuken dog cops fuken pigs ey but its ok cuz i got my weed

Exchange weed with dragon eggs and this is a sub plot in Harry potter and the half blood prince. 4reelTho: what'd your beef with show and tell?

So I made a Grindr account for luls (and casual encounters obv.) last night and woke up this morning to find 26 requests for sex and pix and so on. I've since whittled this list of fakes and creeps and uglies down to 4 hot , legit dudes that I'm interested in sleeping with.

Now for a straight dude to get laid by 4 different people in a few days would be a pretty decent achievement. If a girl were to do it, she'd probs be seen as pretty slutty (double standard I know, shoot now).

I'm just wondering what the general consensus is about gay guys sleeping around: stud like or slutty?

At 56 minutes ago, MiloBased wrote:

At 2 minutes ago, grime-reaper wrote:

At 4 minutes ago, Protagonist wrote: Weed is Illegal. I'm calling the cops.

Prime minister smokes as a teen as well. Tell dem bout dat while ur @ it.

Why is your prime minister a teenager?

I ask myself that sometimes

At 4 minutes ago, Protagonist wrote: Weed is Illegal. I'm calling the cops.

Prime minister smokes as a teen as well. Tell dem bout dat while ur @ it.

So we went into town today to pick up from a reg. dealer, only to be told that he doesn't want to come into town anymore cause he just got a new puppy and he likes staying at home playing with it. You know, like you do.

Feeling pretty bummed out we got onto a bus back to our flat, planning to get pissed or something instead. Halfway through the bus ride my good pal Olivia started nudging me; she could smell something pretty fishy. I look over my shoulder and we see a guy rolling an L-plate, dead casual like he's doing nothing wrong.

Feeling pretty jelly/disa at this point, we just forgot about it and kept chatting. But when we gets off the bus and goes to light up some cigarettes, Mr. L Plate comes over and introduces himself, asking for a lighter. I give him mine and feeling pretty ballsy tell him that his "cig" smells pretty good.

He clocks onto the fact that we've clocked on, and to cut an already too-long story a little bit shorter, we end up smoking the joint with the guy.

Anyone else got an incredibly lucky/destined stumble upon weed?

dude was insane, turned out he used to go to the same uni as us but got chucked out after a police raid on his flat. He started telling us about how there were microphones in the lifts and shit but I think it may have just been the stereotypical paranoia kicking in.

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Posts by grime-reaper

Results Me - 3 pulls - 1 girl inviting me home Nathan - 4 pulls - 0 invites home Coleman (has a gf)
Reading through your piss-poor posts, I find that hard to believe.
Doesnt have any numbers or special characters; only letters.
Only reason i'm around these days is redesign and WS
Fuck, I can't stick that bit back on.

Keywords: OSXs Portland ACTA SOPA Coleman

G-bot just text me saying some u guys been tryin log into my account.

Good luck broskis.

Doesnt have any numbers or special characters; only letters.

You jelly?

At 16 minutes ago, daethdrain wrote:

At 3 minutes ago, WaterShake wrote: I can easily spend close to an hour on the BBS without seeing anything Inwant to reply to. I'll often find myself writing a reply and then stop before posting it as I'll realize it adds little value to the topic.

I do this a lot as well.

Reading through your piss-poor posts, I find that hard to believe.

You have a strange habit of posting threads based around common sexual fantasies.

I think you might have a mild case of teenage boy hormone syndrome

At 18 minutes ago, BlackmarketKraig wrote: Man, if I was gay I'd get all the pussy!

Oh, wait...

Seems kind of pointless/stupid/douchey.
No, I've never actively tried to pick up people I have zero attraction to.

I didn't actually pick them up dude, it was a pretty hilarious competition though.

At A few seconds ago, TruBluFoxx wrote:

At 1 minute ago, daethdrain wrote: Did you go to a teenagers club? Did they serve kool-aid?

Naaaah, man. It's all 'bout that Caprisun.

jagerbombs are much more fun and only £1 at most places.

At 2 minutes ago, majormelthesackboy wrote: Your gay? Of course, you got one chick to invite you home.

Whole point is you know, pretending your not

At 1 minute ago, MiloBased wrote:

At 4 minutes ago, grime-reaper wrote: Ok so for lols

stopped reading

last night when

Figured i should at least give it a try

I went clubbing

stopped reading

best post

At 37 seconds ago, poinl wrote: is it the same way with other men?

i'm much pickier when it comes to men cause i'm actually interested. so nah.

Ok so for lols last night when I went clubbing with a few friends, we'd decided that i'd "play it straight" for the night and see if I could pull more girls than my straight friends.

Results
Me - 3 pulls - 1 girl inviting me home
Nathan - 4 pulls - 0 invites home
Coleman (has a gf)

Strikes me as incredibly easy to score as a straight guy on a night out. Kinda wish I was straight actually.

Anyone else ever tried anything similar?

I though we didn't believe in copyright, you know down with SOPA/ACTA etc.?

At A few seconds ago, BumFodder wrote:

At 46 seconds ago, Sevkat wrote:

At A few seconds ago, BumFodder wrote: Not to mention just after a redesign.

And what a piece of shit that was!

Exactly. Not as if I could enjoy it much though due to you know who being you know what.

Precisely Mos Eisley

Only reason i'm around these days is redesign and WS

At A few seconds ago, Gein wrote:

At 40 seconds ago, Amaranthus wrote: I consider school a job.
I hate it, why you ask.
Because i'm a nervous lazy kid.
Too much work and too much too study.

School is not a job.

^This. This with cherries and fireworks.

If you find school "too much work" and "too much study", corps are going to eat you up, chew you and spit you back out.

You'll probably be more than happy working bottom rung in retail or some f&b though.

funny kids

At 4 hours ago, BizzarroPMP wrote:

At 52 minutes ago, AlexDecay wrote:

Also, she wasn't there tonight.

I feel bad for finding this funny.

Don't be disheartened man, go back the next day and the day after if you want to.

It's not as if you'll become a running joke amongst her friends and they'll send each other funny text messages with emoticons about you.