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At 4/14/12 06:01 AM, gamejunkie wrote:

At 4/14/12 05:58 AM, grime-reaper wrote: How often would you say is too often to smoke weed?

Started smoking about 4-5 times a week and starting to feel sloppy. Here's last night.

There's no such thing as too often and there's no such thing as too much.

this is the attitude that leaves me broke

How often would you say is too often to smoke weed?

Started smoking about 4-5 times a week and starting to feel sloppy. Here's last night.

I s oopen

so hgih

People dislike people with values different from theirs. It's the only way we're able to maintain weltanschauung, if we were to change our weltanschauung every time we encountered contrasting opinions, the world would be in disarray.

At 3/31/12 10:47 PM, Blazejsg wrote:

At 3/31/12 10:43 PM, JBKalso wrote:

At 3/31/12 10:41 PM, Blazejsg wrote: How is it "un-masculine" to have a diary/journal?
Great philosophers had them, also back in the day of George Washington and such.

But they were doing something. They were not whiney manchild sissies or time wasters.

They journalized (made that word up) about their life so it's technically the same.

"They journaled their lives..."

Says the same thing without broken grammar and nonsense words. Learn root syntax PLZ

At 3/31/12 07:20 PM, ScaryPicnic wrote: sometimes...i've even fapped over the thought of ...screwing a guy, at least a feminine one.

I'm not sure it is the gender, more the feel of domination...power play

That's hawtttt tell me more

At 3/31/12 07:00 PM, silencefreedom wrote:

At 3/31/12 06:58 PM, grime-reaper wrote: This founding is legitimate without any bits of paper or ink.
So take this founders. This is easy now and ain't no mean feat. I can found without finding or being found and make it up as I go along.

So let's sum up your essay. Opinion essay.

Piece like pie not essay like homes

R U HAVIN A LAFF

This founding is legitimate without any bits of paper or ink.

This founding occurs days after Google's online publishing behemoth began to awake from its slumber, pestered by its nimble and pretty competitors. WordPress pressed 165,344,909 words today and this will be founded anyway. It's clear this founding will not be found.

We already have a web full of commentators, neo-analysts, hobbyists, wanna-be pundits and would-be futurists without enough articles to share between us. We don't need another RSS feed for our collection or service to monitor. We definitely donâEUTM' need another male-caucasian blogger.

However it's worth noting that America was founded in a world full of countries with other similar inhabitants.

Somewhat unfortunately unlike the founding of America, I do not have great minds, men or plans at my disposal. I don't have hungry pilgrims and lots of promises. I have comparatively little at my disposal. But unlike the founding of America, great resources are no longer requisite.

The Social Network tells us that $50,000,000,000 can stem from a brain and a room. I can "publish" content online with a click (or a tap) and I can clutter up the internet with neither a house style nor an editor. We're in a quasi-post-Warholian age and self defense is viral material (amongst many other things).

I'm not The Huffington Post Media Group and I haven't got dead-tree papers to back me up. I'm definitely not on AOL's hit-list. If anything i'm more like the bumbling Carol Bartz, stumbling along embarrassingly, but determined to at least become relevant.

My content farm will be small with few fields and barns. But i'll know them like the back of my hand and have my sweaty mitts all over them. Sure i'll make mistakes and be schooled by my elders, but this is the nature of young things. You and your expansion plans can't match my sweaty mitts.

So take this founders. This is easy now and ain't no mean feat. I can found without finding or being found and make it up as I go along.

At 3/25/12 06:34 PM, Skaren wrote: My question: why would they do this?

Why do we put people in boxes in the ground?

Traditionally traditions are done traditionally

At 3/25/12 04:28 AM, Retrospeck wrote: they had the audacity to yell in front of a sub teacher "RETARDED SUB" ...and they basically think they are badass when they are not.

They sound pretty badass to me. Go clubbing with them and get pilled out your mind.

At 3/25/12 11:50 AM, EmmaVolt wrote:

At 3/25/12 11:47 AM, Rapacity wrote: Is it possible to follow the teachings of The Ten Commandments as an Atheist, and to believe Jesus's and other Prophet's teachings without subscribing to the religion that they preached?

Not really. What's the point of following them?

I imagine being a decent human being should be motivation enough.

At 3/24/12 11:17 PM, Revo357912 wrote: I want to be a traveler. Sometimes I think of just selling everything and just start exploring the world. I want to visit at least 300 countries.

Good luck with that given that there's barley 200 countries.

At 3/25/12 03:51 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: You need more than just a good resume these days. Do you include a cover sheet? Try giving them a call the day after you send in your resume.

Lmao

You need more than a good resume these days, so I like to send them my abreviated resume, with my resume.

Saw everyone in thread acting like a dick

Decided not to act like a dick

Oh wait...

ITT: OP thinks "can't study" means "choose not to study"

upside down blow job, makes deepthroat a lot easier and guys feel more in control

At 8 minutes ago, WaterShake wrote:

At 1 minute ago, WaterShake wrote:

At 1 hour ago, grime-reaper wrote: He annoyed me. He's off the list.

Although he was never really on it tbh

LMFAO

turns out this guy is a mod and he's so buthurt he's banning me

LMFAO

IM GRIME I SO FUNNY

it's cool bro x luv u 2

probs will get banned though

He annoyed me. He's off the list.

Although he was never really on it tbh

At 43 minutes ago, Steff wrote: Who the hell would fuck an attention whore?

Plenty of studs evidently.

At 4 minutes ago, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 1 hour ago, grime-reaper wrote: Canyon's actually a 49 yr old fat man (surprise surprise) that won't stop messaging me. I think i'll pass.

You could probably sue him.

Yeah.

Just fuck him over in the legal sense instead.

At 3 minutes ago, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 7 hours ago, grime-reaper wrote: Guys with white crosses through them I have no interest in.

Everyone else is fair game.

What the fuck?! Meet up with the canyon! It's a fucking canyon! If he's no fun it's at least a great anecdote!

Canyon's actually a 49 yr old fat man (surprise surprise) that won't stop messaging me. I think i'll pass.

seriously tho, what happened to saying hi to someone in a cafe, plying them with amaretto and going back home to listen to Brel and Gainsbourg (along with anything that comes with that territory)? Seduction is supposed to be an art damnit! Or so I've read.

Thats what people without smartphones do I guess. We're too busy flirting gratuitously and sexting.

But in fairness I still make them work for it. Sometimes i'll tease them for a few days first. Those one's usually fuck harder in the end.

At 11 minutes ago, SKHM wrote:

At 1 minute ago, grime-reaper wrote: Anyway guys, found a new potential partner. What do ya'll think of him? Yay or nay?

I'm thinking he's a pretty big yay asides the overplucked eyebrows.

ask him to put on extra hair gel so his hair gets SUPER HARD

mmmmhmmm

tell him you will make love to him until his hair goes soft

mmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhmmmmm

lick his hair just right, grime-reaper

oh gawd

ingest the follicles, roots, gel and all

just jizzed

deal.

On a separate note. Some random 4/10 (5/10 on a good day) just raged at me for not replying to him.

Calling someone shallow and vain on a hook-up-service is more than slightly misdirected. If I wasn't shallow or vain I wouldn't be looking o screw around with guys i'd only talked to for 20 minutes via text and dirty pictures.

Still deciding if I want to write a bitchy response or not. If you've got any zingers then let me know.

At 2 hours ago, fuzzum111 wrote: Fucking hate how this is mobile app only fuck it.

Wouldn't work online. Mobile app allows you to take pictures in seconds to verify yourself and meet dudes wherever you are.

At 2 hours ago, DancingTomato wrote: You're a female on the internet. Of course 24 people want to fuck you!

I'm not a fucking female. How many times do I have to mention Grindr is a hook-up service for gay men.

At 1 hour ago, ModernPatriot wrote: Something doesn't add up here guys.

OP's profile says that she's female, and her background picture on her iPhone reinforces this even more.

Grindr is apparently a place for homo's to meet, and fuck, yet as far as we know, she's just looking through males. This implies that she is indeed straight.

But what if she's bi? And she's just fucking guys ATM through grindr?

This also doesn't add up, If grindr is a place by gays, for gays, then I believe that heterosexual meet-ups would be discouraged, seeing as if they were allowed then straight people would get on grindr, and just over-run it(this is just numbers, there are many more straight people, to gay people).

Either OP is a stupid lying twat, a troll, or she just fucked up the information that she's trying to relay.

See above

Anyway guys, found a new potential partner. What do ya'll think of him? Yay or nay?

I'm thinking he's a pretty big yay asides the overplucked eyebrows.

Some of them just don't give up >:|

At 15 minutes ago, Swag-in-a-Bag wrote:

At 1 hour ago, grime-reaper wrote:
Everyone else is fair game.

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Are there no Asian guys on Grinder, or do you just prefer white meat ?

There's a few. I've no real preference.

At 20 minutes ago, Luciouss wrote: Short bio - Blah Blah Bladavdertising Blah Blah

U 4got 2 MENtion how u didn't reed da rules

No new threads.

finally finished talking to all the fuckers

At A few seconds ago, grime-reaper wrote:

At 6 minutes ago, ZeldaFan64DS wrote: How do you take a screenshot like that on an iPhone or iPod Touch?

Home button and power button simultaneous yo'

Also, problem is growing, working on preparing a sheet for you guys to help me rank these dudes with.

Mmmkay so the guys with numbers i've slept with before (number is their grade in bed).

Guys with white crosses through them I have no interest in.

Everyone else is fair game.

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At 6 minutes ago, ZeldaFan64DS wrote: How do you take a screenshot like that on an iPhone or iPod Touch?

Home button and power button simultaneous yo'

Also, problem is growing, working on preparing a sheet for you guys to help me rank these dudes with.