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At 5/15/08 06:41 PM, HogWashSoup wrote: I think we should ban homosexuality all together.
Lesbians are ok only if they are hot.

But homosexuality is discusting. Guys cumming on other guys. Big muscles ravishing each others.. Hot sweat dripping from their lushious asses...

I Mean fuck the gays!!!!!!

I love how ignorant you are.

Its like asking "Who Came First, Chicken or Egg"?

You don't know. So, why bother making such a violent stand on your belief. All it is only thought, however the idea that SOMETHING can exist and create us is a very enticing idea. Lets not start flame wars in here. If you're going to start one, Do it via PM, I think its more suitable there.

Whats the matter?

TOO DEEP FOR YOU?!

I don't want to upload the E.D Article on Newgrounds for you tards. Please don't make me do it.

For you people saying that the aiming would be horrible, you forget that you can mount a radio-controlled gun, with a camera, with a soldier operating it from an outpost, or from a block away. Most likely the weapon would be a SAW with an extremely long belt of ammo. The idea is great, just needs more development. Its too rickety, too loud, but the premise of using it is great. Imagine a mobile supply carrier like that, carrying canteens, ammo, bandages. The idea is great, you don't risk lives trying to move the dog from one area to another, and they will make the replacement parts a ton easier to replace and attach extra things. Its only a matter of time before you have a squad of BigDogs trotting down the road with a few medics behind them assisting a pinned down squad.

At 3/20/08 01:00 PM, morefngdbs wrote:

At 3/20/08 12:05 AM, GriffinLancer wrote: I am an Agnostic Believer. I follow only the Bible and the Quran and do not put one Prophet above another.

Oh boy, your not even capable of picking a side, I think that's a new one.
You should go to a lovely country like Saudi Arabia & make sure you bring your bible with you as well as your Koran.

"You hurry to GOD, I am from Him, a Warner to you, Clear and Open"
Surah 51:50
"In fact, the religious divide did not occur until proof was given to those who received the Scripture (the Quran).

Right another plagerized source of supposed godly prophecy, & your proud to be attempting to follow both... I am truely staggered.

And all that was asked of them was to worship GOD, devoting the religion absolutely to Him alone, to pray regularly, and give charity regularly. Such is the perfect religion."
Surah 98:4,5

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So what are the murders & suicide bombings considered?
Charity ?
Or maybe, just maybe your perfect religion might just have a few flaws in it.

Theres a difference between conversing, discussing, and being a total asshat. You're the latter of the 3. Please refrain from actually showing your immature side, and actually be a bit more MATURE with your ideas before you actually move those fat fingers of yours.

You realize you're talking about unknown unknowns here. The law that was passed in 1790 makes him a legal citizen, because the American army was occupying that area. Therefore, at that moment his ass was slapped, he was an AMERICAN Citizen. The law is still binding. You're trying to put a LIBERAL perspective into a Strict Constructionist ideal that everyone in the government follows.

Make a good note: This is how you make a statement.

I can not bring myself to be a religious person.

I can not believe in Gods and Angels and Heavens and Hells. It all sounds too limiting, too convenient and too anthropomorphic.

I don't think religious people are wrong in believing in it however. What matters is that you believe in something that fulfills you and as long as they don't try to enforce their morals and beliefs on me, whatever makes them happy is just fine with me.

But I'm not ready to believe there is nothing after we die either.
It may well be true.
But its just as possible that it isn't.

Looking superficially at the world, you may be led to believe that there is no life after death. That there is no God, no Creator of any kind, for if there is one, who created him ?

But what do we really know about our existence ?
To examine that, lets ask the most basic questions:

Who What Why Where When

Who
Who are we?
Yes we are humans, but are we alone, are we unique in the universe, or are there others like us?
Do we die and disappear or do we live on in some way?
We have no context. Nothing to compare us to except other animals born on our planet, from which we ourselves have evolved.
Given the size and richness of the universe, that's a pretty small sample.

What
What are we?
Yes we are living organisms of biological origin.
But we know so little. How do our bodies really work? We have advanced immensely but we still can't change them, can't stop them from getting cancer or aging. We know much less of our brains. We don't really understand how they work and we're nowhere near imitating them.
Of matter, we know its mostly empty space. We're not even allowed to look deep into it because by looking, we change it.

Why
Why are we here?
The universe does not need us. It would get along fine without us.
So why did it generate us?
We don't serve any purpose and fulfill no apparent need.

Where
Where are we?
The universe is big. Too big for us to understand.
Where does it end?
Even if they told us the answer; would we understand it?
We would keep asking -- ok, so what's outside that?

When
Like the Where, this is a question we can not know the answer to.
Would never be able to understand it.
When did time start?
Any possible answer would beg the question -- ok, what was there before that?

So we can't even answer the Who, What, Why, Where and When of our existence.
We can see that we probably wouldn't even understand the answers.
We're playing in a game where we don't know and maybe can't know all the rules.

Given that, how can we be anything but agnostic

Some people say its cowardice.
They say: "You are only an agnostic because you linger on to your need of a daddy and are afraid to be alone and afraid of the repercussions in case there is a God. You should be brave. Do away with God, you don't need him."

I find that so childish.. Like a schoolyard dare.
I don't need backing. I don't need a peer group.
We all die alone.
The only thing I want is the truth. A truth I can believe.

Since we've seen how much we don't know, how can we know there is no higher power ? Not even a cold and uncaring one. How can we know there's nothing after we die ?

I'm an agnostic because I haven't given up wondering.
Hasn't given up thinking.

And based on what I know to be true, an agnostic is the only thing I can be.

I am an Agnostic Believer. I follow only the Bible and the Quran and do not put one Prophet above another.
"You hurry to GOD, I am from Him, a Warner to you, Clear and Open"
Surah 51:50
"In fact, the religious divide did not occur until proof was given to those who received the Scripture (the Quran).
And all that was asked of them was to worship GOD, devoting the religion absolutely to Him alone, to pray regularly, and give charity regularly. Such is the perfect religion."
Surah 98:4,5

This is why I want a 3rd Party Candidate to run, and actually grab the attention of America.

At 3/19/08 05:02 PM, rainjirea wrote: a little bit extrem aren't we? how can you compare hitler and his politic with the right site XD?

Far Right= Reactionary movements. A desire to go back in time to a more conservative era.

i mean even in germany only the extrem-right-wing, which are 1 or 2 parties are national-socialist.

National-Socialist= Center of the Left, give or take a few issues. A want for a unified State, same rules, etc, etc.

the normal right side in my point of view suppords old values, laws and don't want really big chances.

Conservatism.

that doesn't mean that they don't want to chance anything.

Actually, True Conservatism is not changing a damn thing. if they change one thing, they're more MODERATE.

the left side on the other hand want more drastical measures like no atom-energy, more reformations and so on.

Left depends on how far you wanna go. Yes, the left side is the Radical Side.

in the end it doesnt change the fact that it doesn't matter, for which party you vote, before the elections they want to make everything better and after the election nothing happens XD.

Well, this country is run by businesses and lobbyists who are only making these presidents richer. If you want shit done, get a 3rd party president (Like a Libertarian (Left) or a Constitutionalist (Right).

The fact of the matter is, The Constitution protects us from violence by granting us the right to carry weapons. All these gun laws and regulations are an infringement on our 2nd amendment right to bear arms. Albeit, a gun should be the last thing used, A gun is sometimes your only option. Save a life, buy a gun.

Mercy-Killing:

Simple. You're ending the suffering of someone. If someone is a vegetable and you give 'em a mercy killing, thats technically murder. They're not in any suffering. They're just rrrrrr. They have no ability to distinguish anything, but that doesn't mean that they're nothing to the world. A mercy killing is ending the PAINFUL suffering of someone. It MUST be done HUMANELY and PAINLESSLY.

Jesus himself said to practice religion by ones self, ALONE. That means all you little congregation fucks are going to hell, regardless. XD!

Because, all liberals have the exact same opinion and stances on all issues, and all have the exact same ideas and goals. All republicans aren't assholes, just you. :)

I take offense to that. I'm a Libertarian with Moderate Views.

At 3/13/08 11:45 PM, KingsHighway wrote: Wait a minute . . . GriffinLancer! i know you! you were actin' like a dick on another post. One i can't quite remember

Only on fridays.

Thomas Jefferson. His ideas set in motion the idea of the Libertarian Party. A strict Constructionist, he wanted small government and bigger states power, albeit in order to prevent the fiasco that were the Articles, They gave the constitution the bill of rights and the congress the power to tax. Although, the idea for small government would be great if we could agree on the consensus. Either way, I believe Jefferson was a great president.

At 3/13/08 07:14 PM, Noolie wrote: Your post is whats bullshit! Marijuana is illegal because its dangerous! Don't you understand that? It's like smoking a couple packs of cigarettes for every joint! People die from it all the time, and many more get cancer.

Cigarettes are filled with rat poison, acids, and many other oxidants and co2 emitters that increase the chances of cancer by about 30%+. Marijuana is a pure substance, and the THC has very few side-effects from EXTREMELY LONG exposure, including decreased semen, and somewhat slowed reaction time. People don't die from Weed, you stupid Nooblet. MORE people die from being struck from lightning than from Weed. Cancer? You're fucking stupid. Marijuana is used for people with Glaucoma, which can be considered as a cancer. Do some fucking research. Btw, Drug Free America is full of shit, much like your post. Now kindly STFU.

NO. You fucked this whole blog up. Go away.

At any rate, Its not the stories that matter, its the idea that people can put so much belief in works of fiction and think they're REAL. Honestly, I have to say Grow the hell up and embrace reality. There couldn't possibly be a god, and even if there was, wouldn't he be a superhero trying to save us all and make us live in peace? No, because, according to christian scriptures, god is a jealous one. Now wait a second. Theres only one god in islam, too. So, does that mean there's 2 heavens? 2 hells? 2 purgatories? What about all the other religions? You're saying theres one god, and everyone else who isn't a christian might say that too. So, to hell with your opinion. <3

At 3/12/08 08:54 PM, SmilezRoyale wrote: Liberals urged the president to find out why people become terrorists, we could empathize with them, and make them like us more.

We do that, and it's a violation of civil rights.

Actually, BOTH Republicans and Democrats passed this bill. Your government is working against you and against your right to privacy.

At 3/10/08 07:36 PM, mikairu wrote: for trying to become a dictator in your country without actually doing anything, just by like making meeting and having events

Actually, yes. With the passing of the H.R 1955 Bill, The "Home Grown Terrorist Act" Makes it illegal for "suspicious" groups to group together in a meeting. This is obviously infringing on the first amendment.

At 3/11/08 10:14 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: This is no crumbling empire, this is not massive depression thats going to last for a decade and half, it's a contraction that ever business cycle has had.

We've had large growth for seven to eight years now, were simply just filling out what any market economy does.

We will have a recession, yes, but not an end of the world collapse.

More of a Black Tuesday and the Savings and Loans crash.

Oh yeah, that makes this a WHOLE LOT BETTER. /sarcasm.

Most likely, America will have enough of venezuela's shit. Just saying. Not for it.

Freemasons founded our country. From there, Its only natural that they maintain that order of command.

At 3/11/08 04:58 AM, SadisticMonkey wrote:

You are honestly proposing that god could have came into existence as a result of people thinking he does?

You're kidding, right?

No. I'm not. Its called thought. We do it all the time. You honestly don't believe that a Jewish Zombie that had magical powers came and saved us from sin, then floated up to the sky 3 days later? You're fucking brilliant. It makes so much sense now.

/sarcasm.

Remember to always Growl from the stomach, never the throat, you'll ruin your vocal cords faster that way. Make sure to drink room-temperature water as often as possible. Even if you're only growling, practice your scales often. Remember to Breathe. Always attempt to incorporate vocalization in some manner, to give your stomach a rest. Too much heaving, and you'll upchuck your breakfast.

I see where you're going here, and I'll say it. The US Government will NOT allow an alternative to oil happen. Bank Owners and Oil tycoons are not willing to give up their investments.

But, there are so many different energy alternatives. For instance, Hemp can be used in a variety of ways. Hydro-electric power plants on the ocean, in lakes, rivers. Solar Panels in Arizona, Nevada, Southern cali, anywhere where sun is present almost 80% of the time. Nuclear energy is a no-no. Theres too much of a risk of waste disposal, and MUF. Theres always the possibility of using fuel cells, although the technology to do it is there, the cost is what would kill the project in the end. Then theres the communist way. You can always create an economy car, and do away with imports, bring back American car plants, and put people back to work. The only thing we can do now is try and reach for higher MPG for cars.

Let me also say that Ron Paul is going to make the states run them selves. He's also some religious freak, making it hard to live for some of us aeithiest. If he gets elected, in my state, people will be doing everything they possibly do with a bible. And then they'll trie to "zombitiez" me too.

Actually, do you know what being a Libertarian means? "Having the freedom to express their rights as an American citizen to any extent, as long as people around you are not harmed or affected negatively in this process."

The fact that you think that just because he's a baptist, makes him a radical christian is what upsets me about your opinion, you fuckwit. I'm an Agnostic, and I support Ron Paul.

At 3/8/08 06:30 AM, The-evil-bucket wrote: That's part of it. Humans want to believe that those who are doing things that are "wrong" are going to be eternally punished, so they can justify just sitting around and doing nothing.

Exactly. Did you know that the punishment for doing ANYTHING on a SUNDAY was stoning to death?

The did a documentry on History Channel about a year ago. It was pretty fascinating, not only was the banning of marijuana a monetary issue, it was a racial issue as well, as most of the dealers were mexican-americans. Thus, people began to persecute the mexicans. Its pretty interesting.