311 Forum Posts by "GreenShadow"
At 8/17/09 02:11 AM, Rickjames8 wrote: This thread needs more oranges.
I appreciate the fact that you're trying to prevent scurvy in a sexy new way!
At 8/5/09 11:38 PM, Papo wrote:At 8/5/09 11:31 PM, DrunkDemon wrote:At 8/5/09 11:30 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: It's bad enough to be a whore in real life but requesting cock on the Internet? That's about as low as you can get. Bitch got what she deserves. What a slut. You should've mooned her or something.Actually, she probably would've liked that.
Could have been a....
1) dude.
2) prank.
3) pedo (see 1 or possibly 2)
4) chick wanting some dick.
Well do bitches like hairy asses?
Too much info.
At 8/2/09 10:13 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:At 8/2/09 10:05 PM, Chemich wrote:My requirements are that they must contain:Oh then clearly Epic Movie is the perfect movie for you.
- Sarcasm
- Limited Sexual Content (because really, in my opinion it just ruins the damn movie sometimes, but this is optional.)
- Satire (As in making fun of other movies, or making fun of events.)
Those movies suck more with each film. It's almost as if they don't even try to make a good film and they cram as many parodies in as possible even if they aren't in the same damn genre that the movies title says they're making fun of.
Run Fatboy Run, Hot Rod and Idiocracy are good comedies
At 8/2/09 11:01 PM, dwork95 wrote: Im gonna be sad when he dies from a stroke or a a heart attack.....
I'm sure he realizes the danger and has a way to stay fit/healthy.
At 4/13/09 06:49 PM, Steven-Polley wrote: OMG yes!!! I actually did.
GAY!
I <3 Hannah Montana too!
I would do the unthinkable...
At 7/30/09 02:48 AM, Ladiezman69 wrote: im part norwegian
nuff said
At 7/29/09 02:06 PM, hateyou1 wrote: Yes the movie sucks. I mean, a dalmatian that kills? A Batman ripoff?! Some woman in yellow tight rubber?!?! A guy that's nearly invincible?!?!?!?! Seriously, that movie has too much violence, and what the fuck was with the sex? Seriously, I hated that movie. I want to knock out anyone who thinks this movie was good.
Makes the Dark Knight look like a great movie
It's a movie based on a comic book that was meant for more mature adult audiences than spiderman is.
One of the reasons people don't like the Watchmen movie is because they expect more kid friendly superheroes or just don't understand what's going on. I know that I didn't like it because I didn't quite understand it but i'm not going to say that Watchmen sucks.
Another reason people hate it is that the movie most likely didn't translate from the comic too well.
At 7/29/09 04:44 AM, bdash1990 wrote: What? You didn't enjoy the massive amounts of blue penis?
The lack of red penis.
lol
At 7/29/09 07:24 PM, 372 wrote: Ok. first of I'd like to say, I don't watch anime normally. I think big haired guys swinging around swards that way too much for them is pretttyy lame.
But my friends older sister showed me deathnote cause I reminded her of Lite(What a bitch.)
And I have to say. Its an amazing show. I enjoyed it so fucking much...
That is...until
L died.
After the episode where L died...i just couldn't get into it.
They where killing the show I once loved :[
Does anyone agree?
L dying did kind of ruin the show but that's the way it was written, get over it.
As for big haired guys with giant swords, i've never seen an anime like that but there is Final Fantasy.
Blood Mountainby Mastodon is pretty cool.
There's also Crack The Skye.
3 words, Eye. Love. Poozy.
The real answer, nothing. Sad face.
At 7/26/09 11:01 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:At 7/26/09 11:00 PM, milinko959 wrote: I think it looks pretty interesting. A decent concept compared to a lot of horror movies. Plus it's from the guys who did Saw, which was pretty good.it isnt going to be horror. like i said before, its just gonna be some plotless kill em all movie.
Kill em all movies need more people like Friday the 13th, each of those movies had like 7 to 10 people die. Horror movies now are just gorefests and only have a small groups of friends wander into danger.
At least with Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street it was always the same damn place.
The Collector seems like it will be more of an action movie anyway.
At 3/14/09 05:45 PM, YourFutureMaster wrote: I think he wants in
Is..Is that Tom?
At 7/26/09 11:52 PM, btriangle wrote: You did a good thing, and not only that, but you waited for the owner to come back.
You were not in the wrong
He also waited for the police. If he was trying to purposely destroy the car or steal anything the owner would never have known.
At 6/29/09 02:27 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: Well Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett,Micheal Jackson, and Billy Mays have died. what celeberty do you think is gonna die next NG?im betting it will be paris hilton from some STD
The good die young and Paris has built up an immunity.
At 7/26/09 10:07 PM, ReligiousZoo wrote: well 24 is dead
Get over it, you just made a topic about it! Go and grieve there.
I't the Venture Brothers they will bring him back somehow.
At 6/29/09 06:50 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: Hannah Montana, just so she can't become the Queen of Shitty Pop.
It all makes sense now, Hanna Montana killed MJ so she could take over the world.
OH MY GOD, we're fucked!
First Panel:
Come see Pikachu and Hamtaro battle it out this SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!
Second Panel:
K.O. Flawless Victory!
Goatse, Pain Olympics dude, guy getting his head cut off (saw that here on NG), and zombie porn.
What's wrong with the internet?
At 7/19/09 08:37 PM, Sh0ckFyre wrote: I'd want my wife/girlfriend/hooker to give birth to either:
A virgin porn star without any STD's
A couple of AK-47 assault rifles
A few thousand dollars
A combination of these three.
Um...a virgin and a porn star are two completely different things, it's impossible for both to be one person.
At 7/25/09 05:45 PM, reveihca wrote: We can all agree it's no more than 99.
There can be only one!
Trash them or use them as nipple censors.
At 7/25/09 06:40 PM, BluePikmin wrote: Im not new to the internet btw
The plunger and stupid question say otherwise.
To answer your gay question, Newgrounds is the home of the coke joke. Besides you don't have to like penis in order to appreciate a good cock joke.
The skeleton pic is by some guy rikimaru-azlar, I found it in the art portal.
People believe they see the Virgin Mary in everything! That was just bird shit with an obscure shape in it, what a fucking miracle.
Fake
:To answer the question, creepy.
At least she can reach the high branches.
At 7/23/09 08:30 PM, AudioGmez wrote: So how do i resist ripping off her face and dancing on it.
My sister has a kid the cries and screams everytime something doesn't go his way and he does it all day every day. I'd say I feel your pain but I don't know you or how your life is.
Find a way to vent your anger.
The rest is up to you.
Call of Duty: WaW, Rock Band, and a Playstation headset I got from fucking Game Stop.
Thing I don't regret buying include any NG T-Shirt, MadWorld and a PS3.
At 7/23/09 08:00 PM, RocketBean wrote:At 7/23/09 07:56 PM, Twilight wrote: It still is interesting. Seriously, SuperJail....Its only one of the few [AS] original shows that are good. They are making a new one and they are having the users pick the best ideas, I think we should prevent them from leaving us with the shitty ideas like Saul of the molemen and Tom goes to Mayor.
Oh god those were terrible! The idea of having an NGer come up with a new [AS] show is getting better and better.
The Mighty Boosh & Venture Brothers are good too.
