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Response to: Yay, sleepover!!! Posted January 24th, 2009 in General

You guys are real crazy, hey look out for these guys.

Response to: Why are women like clouds? Posted January 24th, 2009 in General

A woman is like a pack of cards ...

... You need a heart to love her

... A diamond to marry her

... A club to smash her head in

... And a spade to bury the bitch

:P

Response to: How to steal beer? Posted January 24th, 2009 in General

At 1/24/09 10:01 AM, WallofYawn wrote:

I thought maybe if I did that, then glued the box closed, they would simply think someone at the factory must've tampered with it or something. They being my parent. It seems too risky, tho, and I've already snuck a bit too much tequila for it to be unnoticeable. >_>

Now you are risking the whole 12 pack being tossed because of the overall suspiciousness of it. Your parents really may think it was tampered with at the factory or liquor store and throw it out for fear of something else being wrong with the rest of the beer in said 12 pack. ( it happened to me once) I would cut your losses and take a nap.

Response to: PETA ruins someone's life... Posted January 24th, 2009 in General

God, the cat in the pic related to the article looks miserable. I am not surprised that some thought this terrible idea was actually a good one for people can be quite stupid. I wish people would stop treating their pets as acessories. Who the fuck wants a kitten with holes punched through it, anyways? When I think of kittens I think of cute, fluffiness, that I must pet and lavish attention on. Not 14 gauge piercings and submission rings and fucking industrial metal.

Response to: Alexa.com Posted January 24th, 2009 in General

Very interesting, I expect this will come to some use when I manage to think of two site I want to compare.

Response to: Mac Introduces Keyboardless Laptop Posted January 24th, 2009 in General

I lol'd at the guy that said " I never realized how much I hated keyboards until now". Fucking priceless!

Response to: Whats your favourite pixar film? Posted January 23rd, 2009 in General

Its a tie between Monsters Inc and A Bug's Life. I can't choose!

Response to: I <3 Ruby Posted January 22nd, 2009 in General

Damn I don't get the Style Network :(

Response to: Stupid Things As A Kid Posted January 22nd, 2009 in General

When I was little me and a friend almost set his treehouse on fire because we thought having a fire in the treehouse would be a good idea. FAIL!!! Thank god I had enough soda left to put it out or we would've committed arson :P

Response to: Are you happy with your life? Posted January 22nd, 2009 in General

I would say I'm relatively happy with my life. I still have a job and a home. I have friends and some money. Things could definitely be worse...

Response to: I bought a ShamWow Posted January 21st, 2009 in General

Well I want one. I should have gotten some at the Big E. What the hell was I thinking when I walked by the Shamwow tent?!

Response to: Hey guys i'm not fat anymore. Posted January 21st, 2009 in General

Good for you! Losing weight can be tricky and at times very hard to stick to what with temptation and all. You look great, really. Keep up the good work!

Response to: American winning canadian lottery Posted January 21st, 2009 in General

The Lottery is a fucking scam anyways. He is going to get raped by taxes.

Response to: Happy Birthday Sunglasses! Posted January 21st, 2009 in General

Happy B Day :D

Response to: Eating Military Rations Posted January 21st, 2009 in General

I had the military issued chocolate pudding and I have to say it was pretty damn good. The key is smooth mixing and no lumps.

Response to: Fuck that hurt! Posted January 20th, 2009 in General

Shit I had no idea a snow globe could do that much damage.

Response to: I'll tell you what food you are Posted January 20th, 2009 in General

I'm 5'4", 123 pounds, I have... brown hair, brown eyes. I enjoy surfing, backgammon and men who aren't afraid to cry.

Response to: Beating up women. Posted January 20th, 2009 in General

I don't think you should be allowed to punch anyone. Can't we all just get along?

Response to: Orgasm Simulator! Posted January 20th, 2009 in General

Yeah I got nothin' :/

Response to: Back From The Metallica Concert. Posted January 19th, 2009 in General

Good for you. It sounds like you had a great time. I'll not be paying for Metallica tickets anytime soon I'd rather spend money on something I will enjoy.

Response to: If you got deleted. Posted January 19th, 2009 in General

I would be a bit upset but then I would make an alt. Life goes on....

Response to: Do you lurk or post more? Posted January 19th, 2009 in General

I don't post if I have no idea what the topic is about or if I can't comtribute to it. I don't really lurk, though. Usually, when I'm on NG I am posting something.

Response to: What could I put in a hollow book? Posted January 19th, 2009 in General

An inch and a half is not very deep at all. I think you should make it deeper.

Response to: Tropic Thunder Boycott Posted January 19th, 2009 in General

Well I did want to see it I just didn't get a chance to yet. I'll not be boycotting it.

Response to: School kids wearing stab vests Posted January 19th, 2009 in General

This is terrible but its one of the reasons I was put through Catholic school instead of public school. My parents thought the enviroment would be a great deal safer.

Response to: Dr. Pepper or Horchata? Posted January 18th, 2009 in General

I've heard about Horchata but I've never had the pleasure. It sounds delightful though.

Response to: how funny Posted January 18th, 2009 in General

I think you're reading into this too much....

Response to: late night munchies? Posted January 17th, 2009 in General

These are pretty much the best chips ever. I don't get them to often but I prefer them when I've got a bad case of the munchies.

late night munchies?

Response to: Ted Nugent Posted January 17th, 2009 in General

All I know about Ted Nugent is he likes guns alot.

Response to: I bought a sword Posted January 17th, 2009 in General

At 1/17/09 07:31 AM, Asalraalaikum wrote:
At 1/17/09 07:28 AM, Paradox wrote:
At 1/17/09 05:36 AM, Proottalfain wrote: Agreed. You should get a Viking axe.
Fuck the axe, maces are the way to go.
Guns are the shit.

Nah son you need to get a flail

I bought a sword