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Damn Kanye, you mad!

At 9/22/09 11:31 AM, CibaG wrote: Why don't most girls have beards? It's probably a hormonal/evolutionary thing.

Well see some women do get beards when they're in their latter years. Also waxing the butthole is included in the bikini wax package at salons.

Dude I know I'm 100% pure creeper that quiz will not tell me anything that I didn't know before.

It would be just the word Fuck. I don't need a whole sentence to sum up that occurrence.

At 8/8/09 08:26 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Goddamnit.

I should have thought of that. They pay, I strip. More naked=more money.
You know, maybe I've found my new career....

Yes, if you had shed more clothing at that moment you could've had two dollars! Shit, if you got bare ass nekid you might have made enough to pay for your next drink!

At 7/28/09 11:39 PM, Soaked wrote:

At 7/28/09 11:28 PM, wtfyourface wrote: I am not following. What exactly do you need help with?

He can't understand why he doesn't like girls, but he likes guys.

Sounds like the gay is the problem tbh.

hey guys I have a vagina too! Can I be on this thread!?

I would just ask her out. Damn it man, you had it once you can get it again.

At 7/14/09 11:06 AM, Rollin60z wrote: well of course, 100 views but nothing helpful. what was i thinking? its NG, why would i ask here?

Yeah this is the truth. Possibly the second worst place to seek out advice on girls. Maybe the girls you're talking to are stupid bitches? Idk I would say be yourself. Smacking a girl in the ass isn't going to score points and if it did would you really want to go out with that kind of girl?

Yes, they mean to kills us dead!

This is probably pretty in inappropriate but I couldn't stop laughing at the video.

At 5/20/09 07:01 AM, Eggy wrote:
Not that it matters for a religious argument, since christians just believe god created evolution now.

True, reading this thread reminded me of This

At 5/17/09 04:25 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I'd totally visit that place. Maybe I will someday.

I would too... but I may have trouble making eye contact with other people while there :P

At 9/14/08 07:52 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Gordon Ramsay cooks.

Gordon Ramsay is also not a pouf in the slightest way.

Therefore, it's manly to cook.

Ramsay rocks.

Agreed! I think guys who can cook are hawt. I even know I guy who is not gay and bakes quite well.

At 5/19/09 09:19 AM, Gagsy wrote: I'd be out of a job.

Same, I can't ride a bike to my job because of the distance and time it would take to get there. I would have to get up at dawn just to make it to the shop at 10am. I can't move closer to my job because I can not afford the cost to live in the town where my shop is located. There are no buses that run from my town to the town where I currently work. I can't change jobs because this is the worst time to look for a job in my area since the school year is over and every college kid is trying to do the same thing. Until they do ban cars or give me the right to drive a horse and cart on I 95, I will continue the use of my car.

At 5/19/09 10:19 AM, sldghmmr wrote: EVRYONE! To the shelters!!!!

But don't you see? Its too late... the ants will take over the world...

At 5/12/09 05:47 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: "The Bridge." Moving documentary about people who commit suicide by leaping off the Golden Gate bridge. Contains disturbing footage.

Yeah this was a good one imo, disturbing but good. Here is another disturbing one that I found interesting, its about Real Dolls and the guys who love/own them.

Guys and Dolls

I think love is both at times. Maybe the chemical aspects have more to do with attraction than love.

Yeah I say fail irl but I don't abuse it. Some people do go a bit far with overusage.

"Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."
I lol'd hard! I wonder if she writes it down on her calendar.

Why are we here?
What's life all about?
Is God really real, or is there some doubt?
Well, tonight, we're going to sort it all out,
For tonight it's 'The Meaning of Life'.

What's the point of all this hoax?
Is it the chicken and the egg time?
Are we just yolks?
Or perhaps we're just one of God's little jokes.
Well ça c'est le 'Meaning of Life'.

Is life just a game where we make up the rules,
While we're searching for something to say,
Or are we just simply spiralling coils
Of self-replicating DNA. (Nay, nay, nay, nay, nay, nay)

In this 'life', what is our fate?
Is there Heaven and Hell? Do we reincarnate?
Is mankind evolving, or is it too late?
Well, tonight, here's 'The Meaning of Life'.

For millions, this 'life' is a sad vale of tears,
Sitting 'round with rien nothing to say
While the scientists say we're just simply spiralling coils
Of self-replicating DNA. (Nay, nay, nay, nay, nay, nay).

So, just why-- why are we here,
And just what-- what-- what-- what do we fear?
Well, çe soir, for a change, it will all be made clear,
For this is 'The Meaning of Life'. C'est le sens de la vie.
This is 'The Meaning of Life'.

At 5/12/09 06:54 AM, HarraH wrote: Next time your in a lot of pain, try to analyse the sensation and break it down mentally, you'll feel a lot better, at least that's how it affects me.

I believe this is how people who do supension(body modification) deal with some of the pain.

I have three mics and they all work.

Requiem for a Dream was one of many movies that made me say "damn I'm glad that is not me" The rapid decline of those four was frightening because some of my friends have gone through drug problems of that magnitude.

Most of my friends are married, getting married or having kids. They tell me the reason is because it is the next step in life. Because it is what you are supposed to do. I will not marry and I am not having any children for my own selfish reasons. People who believe there is a set time in life for these things have had that idea shoved into their head by society.

Funny how these sorts of things happen,isn't it?

If she gains weight she'll get bigger boobies but she will also get bigger in other areas. She is going to have to deal with the fact that not everyone is supposed to have a big chest.

I play WoW or I read something.

At 5/6/09 12:47 PM, RedCoin wrote: Before : pirhanha

After : old man's bell end

Well it is an improvement for sure. I hope her body doesn't reject anything because that could get messy.

At 5/5/09 11:44 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Disturbing the peace? You can get in trouble for being too loud.

This, if he is playing it that loud I bet others have complained too.