At 9/24/09 04:52 PM, Gagsy wrote: It's called a big fucking vulva.

^^ This, She is a well endowed woman on the bottom half.

But my mom says Newgrounds is still cool :P

If people weren't dirty, lazy fucks this would never happen but good luck on changing that shit.
Personally, stepping in dog poop pisses me off way more than stepping in gum ever could. Gum, I can deal with, feces all up in the treads of my shoes not so much.

Hmm, this reminded me of that movie Final Destination when the chick gets mowed over by a bus right after screaming some stupid one liner. Makes me lol.

At 9/22/09 04:11 PM, Canas wrote:

:We figure that seven or eight beers in we'll have the confidence to approach any woman and somehow that equation will equal intercourse by the end of the night. We're simple creatures, we drink to help us procreate. Because most of us are too pathetic to be as successful sober.

LOL @ liquid courage. I like beer because it's good. I drink beer because I should. If there was a song to sing. I'd sing it and beer you bring. I drink beer when I am sad. 'Cause the beer it makes me glad. Now there's nothing left to sing. So lets go drink beer!

My status says I'm MIA.

Hmm, I don't get how you're the dick in that situation but whatever lol. Also Tom Cruise is a dick imo.

Stop talking to us about it and go fucking talk to her ffs!

My morning consisted of slamming on the snooze button twice. Then rousing to make coffee and a delicious egg and ham sammich( I was out of sausage fml >.<) And finally driving to work where I sit bored as fuck and posting.

Fuck, I thought you typed Pringles for some damn reason.

Well I would say confidentiality is standard for any military out fit. The military in this country or any country is not about being fair. They are about progressing faster technology-wise than the competition which requires a certain level of confidentiality to be somewhat successful.

The Philippines because of caning =/

At 9/22/09 12:08 PM, Me-Patch wrote: You said there were drunken instances when you were holding hands and spooning and even kissed. That was your window. The reason she doesn't bang you now is because she practically threw herself on you a bunch of times and you didn't go for it.

^^ This, it sounds as if all the guys she fucked took the hint and followed through whereas you did not.
Idk if the thought of having sex with you has crossed her mind at all. Otherwise it would have happened already especially if she is a promiscuous person.

LOL! Learn to not be a facebook junkie and maybe you won't be getting buttraped now.

That made my eyeballs rain =(

Damn Kanye, you mad!

At 9/22/09 11:31 AM, CibaG wrote: Why don't most girls have beards? It's probably a hormonal/evolutionary thing.

Well see some women do get beards when they're in their latter years. Also waxing the butthole is included in the bikini wax package at salons.

Dude I know I'm 100% pure creeper that quiz will not tell me anything that I didn't know before.

It would be just the word Fuck. I don't need a whole sentence to sum up that occurrence.

At 8/8/09 08:26 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Goddamnit.

I should have thought of that. They pay, I strip. More naked=more money.
You know, maybe I've found my new career....

Yes, if you had shed more clothing at that moment you could've had two dollars! Shit, if you got bare ass nekid you might have made enough to pay for your next drink!

At 7/28/09 11:39 PM, Soaked wrote:

At 7/28/09 11:28 PM, wtfyourface wrote: I am not following. What exactly do you need help with?

He can't understand why he doesn't like girls, but he likes guys.

Sounds like the gay is the problem tbh.

If somebody takes something from me with out my permission they better make sure they kill me ded.

hey guys I have a vagina too! Can I be on this thread!?

No, your toes do not resemble a dick lol. Your feet are really nice, actually. Thank your aunt for me please. She just gave me my phrase for the day. HOLY DICK TOES BATMAN!

I would just ask her out. Damn it man, you had it once you can get it again.

At 7/14/09 11:06 AM, Rollin60z wrote: well of course, 100 views but nothing helpful. what was i thinking? its NG, why would i ask here?

Yeah this is the truth. Possibly the second worst place to seek out advice on girls. Maybe the girls you're talking to are stupid bitches? Idk I would say be yourself. Smacking a girl in the ass isn't going to score points and if it did would you really want to go out with that kind of girl?

Yes, they mean to kills us dead!

This is probably pretty in inappropriate but I couldn't stop laughing at the video.

At 5/20/09 07:01 AM, Eggy wrote:
Not that it matters for a religious argument, since christians just believe god created evolution now.

True, reading this thread reminded me of This

At 5/17/09 04:25 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I'd totally visit that place. Maybe I will someday.

I would too... but I may have trouble making eye contact with other people while there :P