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At 7/5/14 11:35 PM, Xenomit wrote:

At 7/5/14 11:23 PM, Theshortsoflife wrote: I use to have a PC that couldn't even run Counter Strike 1.6 on lowest settings.

I can't run TF2 on lowest settings. I can't run minecraft on lowest settings. I can run pokemon emerald, but it lags really badly.

2007 Inspiron that was never made for games to begin with.

Ouch. My TF2 lags on lowest settings. The only source engine game what I own that doesn't lag, is Half Life 2.

I use to have a PC that couldn't even run Counter Strike 1.6 on lowest settings.

At 7/5/14 09:39 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 7/5/14 09:37 AM, Reiska3 wrote:

At 7/5/14 09:35 AM, Amaranthus wrote: OP confirmed for being a figglet.

But i am straight

No you're not.
I bet you take it up your ass daily.
You disgust me.

You are homophobic?

I made it all the way. I was actually entertained by this. I only cringed twice.

Monsters Inc. I don't know why.

Probably a 64 GB.

I have a strong bitch-slap. I'd just backhand the fucker.

Yee

Why?

Wow. I'm surprised no one has did this yet.

Nicholas Cage

It's the young Reggie Fils-Aime. The "goal" is to post as many young, "well known" people.

Yay

At 7/1/14 06:39 PM, Captain-Slugworth wrote: why can't valve just remove the scout, it's such an irritating class!

also, for my favourite weapon it's got to be the Escape Plan. no doubt about it.

Scout is a great class to use in Saxton Hale though. It makes it harder for Saxton to get you.

The Festive .Black Box

If tacos became exposed to radiation and mutated into intelligent organisms and have declared war on humanity what weapon would you use?

I'd actually like to work for a big production company sometime. Animations mainly.

We have all been a bully.

Yo mama so stupid, when she she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon, and a bag of cereal.

YEAH

At 6/20/14 07:03 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: Yo momma discriminates against you

Nice.

You should talk to her. Do the little things that make her happy, and cheerful. Or get her a therapist.

Both are horrible, but, I would probably say Anorexia.

At 5/30/14 09:56 PM, Captain-Slugworth wrote:

At 5/30/14 09:55 PM, Theshortsoflife wrote: I tripped over a microwave.

how the bloody hell did that happen ?

I don't know. It was a huge ass microwave. I saw it right in front of me, so, as any idiot would do, they would keep on going forward.

I tripped over a microwave.

At 5/30/14 11:20 AM, Monster-64 wrote: When I first learned about the "F word" and on how to properly use it in a sentence, I told my grade teacher to, quote "Go fuck yourself."

Aw, noice man.

I DON'T NEED ANYMORE VOICE ACTORS. STOP SENDING ME MESSAGES PLEASE.

PM me for details. Please send me voice demos.

At 5/12/14 03:14 PM, CresIsis wrote:

At 5/12/14 03:06 PM, freaksy101 wrote: I want to fill your stomach with my hot cum

I want to impale you on my thick cock.

mfw I'm the only one actually saying dirty things.

PenisPenisPenisPenisPenisPenis

Is the male doctor homosexual? Because, if he is, then it would be both.

This is some big bait.

That is true.