You should get a gatling gun instead. They're way cooler and their name is awesome.

Did you try going outside?

Why? Because none of those 20 women would ever be interested in dating you?

At 6/29/09 12:48 PM, AudioGmez wrote:

At 6/29/09 12:46 PM, bgraybr wrote: Is she hot? Then you don't really have a problem.

A straw haired Afro with buck teeth and a severe eye infection? If you think then damn you have a fucked up head.

As long as there's a vagina, she's do-able.

At 6/15/09 08:59 PM, ngman7 wrote: What do you do people would consider childlike?

Play old video games

Just that one.

I'm also an artist though, so I guess that makes me a bit childlike by nature.

I liked some of the comments on the video:

AfroWolfe (1 hour ago)
Please, hunt me%uFEFF down...

BryanPiekarski (1 hour ago)
Rape me pl0x :3%uFEFF

Shikamarana (2 hours ago)
RAPE ME%uFEFF PLEASE!

hahaman34 (3 hours ago)
Please, just come over to my%uFEFF house and rape me now.

Kind of creepy though.

First two ideas seem okay but the last one sounds like a popularity contest, rather than a system of any substance.

At 6/29/09 01:20 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: He still should have posted in politics.

Therefore, troll.

So posting in the wrong board makes you a troll? Not just uninformed?

Smells like bullshit, and the scent is coming from your general direction, my friend.
Anybody can be a troll. Who knows, you could be trolling us all right now by pretending to be an idiot who whines about shit nobody cares about.

If you think the mods should take a look at that thread, tell the mods, not us.

"But wait! There's more!"

My best friend was going out with some girl for like two weeks and then suddenly she breaks up with him. He asks why, but she gives bullshit reasons. The next day she's going out with someone else.

It's a bit more complicated than that, but I don't want to bore you all with the details.

At 6/29/09 12:43 PM, AudioGmez wrote: Should i start from the beginning? Well i was talking with some friends then some chick says to me that I'm "Like her brother" so she follows me home and try's to talk to me so i told her that i didn't like her .
Now months later she's following me around school and punching me because she knows I'm too damn polite to hit a chick no matter how bitchy.

She sounds really annoying. I bet she's really into anime and Twilight and other obscure girly fandoms.

Danm she's got a fucked up mind as well she's in the class for kids with "disorders" like ADHD and ADD. So now i have a reason to be afraid (very afraid).

People with ADD and ADHD aren't very scary. You're just having a nervous breakdown over nothing.

It's a major inconvenience because my Game-Making class is right in front of her class for whatever they do in the tard class.

What's she going to do? It's not like you're in the same room.

I've tried insulting her but *NEWSFLASH* that seems to make chicks hyper-angry. Man yesterday she was following me so i ran through a graveyard to lose her a FUCKING GRAVEYARD!

Just ignore her and she'll go away. Insulting her probably just makes her moist.

At 6/29/09 01:01 PM, DarkHelmet85 wrote: Where did you get Maple Story from?

Simple, I just misread platform as "platformer".

At 6/29/09 12:57 PM, DarkHelmet85 wrote: This would be for a platform by the way. Ok, basically imagine a medieval-time game in which you play online as part of an army with other people playing online. In other words, combining Oblivion and CoD. Any thoughts?

Oh, hi, Maple Story. I didn't see you there.

ITT: Unoriginal Ideas.

I just re-read your post.

At 6/28/09 05:06 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: I can hear my mom moaning and yelling across the house. As it turns out, there's a Do Not Disturb sign on the doorknob. Rules were made to be broken, so what should I do, NG?

I can hear my mom moaning and yelling across the house.

Note that you cannot hear your dad making any noises. Maybe she's just masturbating?

At 6/28/09 05:10 PM, therealanimator wrote: i have decided to make my own webcomic series. the series will be called level up. it will be about video games and new technology as well as music.

Smells like overdone bullshit.

:Think of it as penny arcade but with more to offer.

I seriously doubt that.

I will also be posting some previews of the strips on the art portal. Hopefully if this goes well it could be popular as penny arcade..

Good luck becoming a clone of Tim Buckley, Scott Ramsoomair, and all of the other internet fucks who are currently doing the exact same thing you're going to do only way better due to more experience in creating intellecutally devoid content for their brainless fandoms.

Fuck yeah runon sentences.

She was giving you a complement. Complements are meant to be ignored.

At 6/28/09 05:06 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: Rules were made to be broken

Yeah, but walking in on your parents having sex when you know they're having sex is kind of weird.

Let's think about this.

Well, since it's an art forum where artists show their work, would it not be the perfect place for someone who is "looking for an artist" as you are?

At 6/28/09 03:14 PM, Ptcfast wrote: How did you do the face?

I used the Liquefy filter in Photoshop. And then I went in with the pencil tool and did the tears, which are pretty crappy/pixelated.

Isn't this in the wrong board?

At 6/28/09 02:30 PM, Twilight wrote:

So, some average Joe who doesn't even browse Newgrounds regularly could have seen that thread and called the cops. (Not sure why the FBI would come to his house though and not the police. He's probably lying now that I think about it).

The thread was locked, preventing anyone from posting in it.

Instead of being labeled "KILLIN EVERYONE ONE LMFAO SCHOOL SHOOTIN'" It's labeled "This is it." For you to find it using the search bar, you'd need to search "This" and then go through about 200 threads that have the word in it to find it.

Way to go, Einstein, I'm not insulting anyone for not knowing about whoever it was that made whatever thread at whatever time about killing people. (shit, I didn't even know about that thread myself) I'm talking about the here and the now.

Regardless of whether or not he saw that thread, he should have stopped himself and thought about it before he decided to go and make public threats on the internet. It's called common sense. Most humans are born with it.

So what if he's lying. If he's lying, you self righteous tools have just been trolled and you all seem stupid for trying to brag about knowing about something that happened on the internet.

Only one person called this Seatbeltnazi guy an idiot for not knowing about the obscure "this is it" thread. Why the fuck are you still on about it.

I'm gonna go to the Home Depot across the street and ask for a job. When the manager tells me I'm too young, I'll tell him that I've talked to both Wade and Tom Fulp, know about Sirtom and count how long it takes him to kick my silly ass out after staring at me like I'm stupid for 10 minutes.

None of the above quote made sense. Please learn to make sense when you type. Thank you.

It's not porn that the Christians have a problem with, it's the lust. If you watch porn lustfully and without remorse, then yes, you're doing something that "Jesus wouldn't want you to do".

However, if you're watching porn because you feel it is "art" and watch it like you would a normal movie or for a class (believe me, some colleges offer classes involving porn), then I suppose you're in good shape.

So, really, the issue here isn't whether or not you're watching porn. It's how you react to the porn and how it effects you as a person.

At 6/28/09 01:50 PM, Twilight wrote: Alright guys, he freakin' gets it.

Wat.

Not everyone is as informed as you greats of the BBS.

Bullshit.

You don't need to be informed to have the common sense to not tell other people about your plans to kill people you know IRL. Especially online where everyone - let me repeat that - everyone can see it. Not just the FBI and a few people who post here.

Me and him wish we were BBS regs.

Huh?

Seriously, lay off. This could happen to anyone. He's just a guy who was venting on the BBS and was taken seriously because there were death threats in it. No need to call this guy a moron for not knowing this site is patrolled by the FBI.

Bullshit.

Like I said before. The site doesn't have to be patrolled by the FBI for the FBI to find out. In fact, I highly doubt FBI agents would want to hang around here. Anyone with internet access can see everything we post.

So, some average Joe who doesn't even browse Newgrounds regularly could have seen that thread and called the cops. (Not sure why the FBI would come to his house though and not the police. He's probably lying now that I think about it).

Some of us have lives, you know, those things that prevent you from knowing every little detail about a website that contributes nothing to your daily routines?

What are you blathering about?

Just get in line. That's all you need to do. Once you're in the line, whenever you think about leaving just tell yourself that you've been waiting in line for x amount of time and if you leave now all that time will have been wasted.

At 6/28/09 01:02 PM, Seatbeltnazi wrote: Or you are a huge faggot cunt bag and I never actually saw the topic. Ever consider that, horse fucker?

Dude, are you serious? You're really in no position to start hurling insults at anyone. After all, you just got visited by the Eff Bee Eye for being an idiot who makes fake topics about killing people.

Seriously, you're a coward. You know you'd get in trouble if you said stuff like this IRL (joking or not), so where did you go? The internet (hurrr). And you got in trouble anyway. Way to go, Albert Einstein.

I think it's time you shut your mouth, stopped posting on the BBS and started thinking about what you did and why it was stupid.

Shit, if I was your parents I'd have blown your computer to smithereens by now.

Here goes.

This one's going to be tough. I'll give it a try, though.

At 6/26/09 02:57 PM, TomFulp wrote: Xbox 360: 45.6%
PS3: 21.1%
Wii: 50.5%
DS: 60.5%
PSP: 32.2%

I don't get it. You have it set as though everyone who filled out the survey only has one of those consoles. What if I had a Wii, DS, and an Xbox?

Go. To. Sleep.

He was cool in Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas.

You can't stop here. This is bat country!