already happened in October, i keep forgetting how Americans are weird

99.9 % of newgrounds have their left/right hand as a girlfriend / boyfriend , and it will be the only ones they get

i remember multi flavored slushies as a kid....and no one sells them here anymore.. :(

i sense a new topic on Maury or springer "my daddy is a mass murderer.. and i love him !

.....Jerry!.Jerry!.Jerry!.Jerry!.....

you have it all wrong man, the wider a mod can open his mouth the better the chances are at keeping their power , also being able to pull a goatse in front of wade helps....

( i excluded her , as there are no girls on the net...ever )

i sometimes jerk off while on newgrounds....that hasn't been done before..right ?....RIGHT ?..

Q) are you affiliated with the Russian intelligence force with the same aberrations that you have ?
A) we wish, that way we could find you.

i think out of the entire site only three people recognize my name

but i don't care.. popular new grounders have to be able to open wide and keep long things in their mouths for long periods of time...............

exactly how is it nsfw ?

At 11/20/09 09:08 PM, AgentXRifle wrote: It's Friday, and you are alone.

( and ?)

Most of your friends are either working or being anti-social.

non of my friends work, or are anti social....

You have two friends that want to hang out. One friend lives on the other end of town.

(ok)

Usually, you would pick them up, but your truck is broken and it's winter, so you can't bike.

(call my driver and get in the Lincoln )

Even if you got to them/they got to you, what would you do?

( call a couple of girls and have fun ? )

You have no money, because you are saving up to fix your truck.

(get dad to wire me enough to have fun with...about $ 250,000 should do, but not much)

You sit at home, alone, waiting for your other friend to come over when they finish work.

(but...none of my friends work)

Now what?

( party all night long ?)

At 11/20/09 08:57 PM, Orange-Jews wrote:

At 11/20/09 08:55 PM, grandia2 wrote: and i have two ultra rare games...

well... what are they?

wizards and warriors , perfect condition for the NES

and knight lore for the famicom disk system perfect condition, even if i never had the game system i have this game...i forget how i got it

video games and music cds

about 45 % of my music collection is rare

about 20 % of my video game collection is rare

and i have two ultra rare games...

in Canada multiple first degree murders don't even get life in jail
they get life with possibility of parole in 25 years...and that is as harsh as Canadian law is

and in Quebec everyone may speak only french and not English but every other province HAS to be bilingual

I'm moving to the states....at least you have a half decent justice system

At 11/20/09 04:18 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: I really hope she pulls a Cliff Burton.

moron , Cliff Burton actually contributed to music

but miley slut....
if her father wasnt who he is...she would be on the street corner whoring her cunt ass and mouth for .50 cents per hour

deposit every day on NG ...

buger king tastes better then McDonalds
but fast food isn't really my style to eat out...i prefer actual restaurants that have bus boys and reservation only seating

not that i don't enjoy prepubescent teens spiting into the burgers and trying to talk to some 90 year old granny/grandpa on the intercom at the drive through

as for twilight... wtf is that?....isn't it a time of day ?

what the hell is a second life ?

I've always said , do these people not have high buildings where they live ?, not even high landscapes (i.e mountains ,cliffs, gorges ,etc) ?

how much work does it take to tie one end of a rope into a slipknot around your neck and tie the other end on to a high base ?

would it be too much to ask these people to fill up their bath tub and sit in it, and drop a plugged in toaster it to the tub ?

how about walking into a black ghetto and shouting "negros are white mans slave" ?

w/e

not at the moment because i am attending university to get a masters in business so i can take over the family company when my father steps down

then i will have a full time job

sending the most recent version of New grounds to tom when he was still developing the script for simple games, and claiming the site is mine and for him to give up on making games, and to never make a website

i mean the fence is 10 feet high

i always thought poor people were a urban myth, since i will never have to deal with the poor in my entire life

oh well, i guess its why we got a 10 foot electrical fence around the mansion , with a gate with guards in front

my whole family got it when it with in the first weeks it came out without waiting in line

my left arm hurt for a day but that's all, my brother had a bad head ache from it it didn't last long, and my father was fine and my mother lost her appetite for a few hours

VOTING ZERO ON A FLASH !!!111!!!!11111!!!!!!

Americas favourite man

i ordered chocolate covered strawberries once in a hotel i was staying at , and found spider eggs in one of chocolate covered strawberries

needless to say i sent the whole package back to where it came from and left the hotel , and never went back

next snuggie products to look out for

snuggie for cats
snuggie for lizards
snuggie for gold fish
snuggie for slugs

and of course......snuggie for pet rocks

dont forget to eat your BRUSSELS !

and now young fishing rod breaker.........you will die

seeing a tampon dispenser in a mens restroom in union station in Toronto

it's a crazy crazy world we live in today