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494 Forum Posts by "GrandePlatano"

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Response to: I'll gift a steam game. Posted October 16th, 2010 in Video Games

Please can i have l4d2? I've never had the joy of playing it and unless you gift me it i never will :(

Response to: I feel handsome today Posted October 16th, 2010 in General

na, not feelin it today.

Response to: Most expensive thing in your room. Posted October 16th, 2010 in General

my vizio 32" hdtv

Response to: Stop what you're doing right now. Posted October 16th, 2010 in General

thermostat, for warmth.

Response to: Official Penis Thread Posted October 16th, 2010 in General

ahhhh the penis. the foundation of all life. i love you

- grandeplatano

Response to: What's wrong with my ads? Posted October 14th, 2010 in General

you have to arouse the ad if you expect it to get bigger!!!

Response to: Younger version of your username... Posted October 14th, 2010 in General

this is easy... SmallPlatano :3

Response to: I have $5 Posted October 11th, 2010 in General
At 10/11/10 02:43 PM, Pimpella wrote:
At 10/11/10 02:39 PM, Go-10-10-10 wrote: Save your money.
This.

yup. this.

Response to: Orange juice. Posted October 9th, 2010 in General

Try this, fill half a cup with orange juice, then add carnation milk until it turns into a milky orangeish color add sugar and stir. It may not be the healthiest thing to drink, but if you try that THEN you will know what

true euphoria in a cup is.

Response to: firecracker woes (weed) Posted October 4th, 2010 in General

you still didn't read the first post did you

Response to: firecracker woes (weed) Posted October 4th, 2010 in General
At 10/4/10 07:37 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: NO ONE CARES THAT YOU SMOKED WEED! YOU DON'T NEED TO MAKE A THREAD ABOUT EVERYTIME YOU SMOKE WEED! NO ONE NEEDS TO!

Jesus we get 5 threads a day about "Hey guys I smoked weed and I feel high."

If you actually read the fucking post you'd say that i ate it...

firecracker woes (weed) Posted October 4th, 2010 in General

so i had a firecracker at around 6, 6:30ish today and its 7:35 now and i feel the slightest body high... its really dissapointing...

I mixed the weed and peanut butter together, spread it on both crackers, then cooked for 23 min on 320 degrees.. wtf? is this all there is too it?

I got a stronger high when i smoked a joint this morning.. what happened..?

Response to: Should I ask her out? Posted October 3rd, 2010 in General

dont go thru ur life wondering what couldve been

Response to: Jinkies Posted September 29th, 2010 in General

what is i dont even

Response to: 13 Floors? Posted September 26th, 2010 in General

I really wanna know where this is or if it's just an urban legend... it's just about time for it again.

Response to: I'm single. Posted September 26th, 2010 in General

get some pussy!

Response to: So it's the zombie apocalypse.. Posted September 25th, 2010 in General
At 9/25/10 12:51 PM, Genocide wrote: and the only weapons you can use are located in your bedroom closet.

What are you going to use to eliminate the zombie hoards?

a couple hangers... yep, im fucked.

Response to: Scariest thing ever? Posted September 23rd, 2010 in General
At 9/23/10 09:06 PM, Maverick-Alex wrote:
At 9/23/10 09:01 PM, silentkat wrote: (NSFW) I'm pretty sure this qualifies as the scariest thing on the internet.
It's one of those videonasties...

can you please tell me what happens, i don't like surprises.

wow, i was expecting like some fag taking a 12 inch dildo in the ass but is was actually really pleasnt. this hot blonde with huge tits was giving a bj!... i guess he got the links mixed up ..

what a dumbass..
Response to: Do you sleep naked? Posted September 22nd, 2010 in General

i sleep in shorts

Response to: A secret Newgrounds conspiracy? Posted September 22nd, 2010 in General
At 9/22/10 06:01 PM, Trystlions wrote: senseless bullshit

no. no to all your questions, no to your stupid conspiracy theory, just no.

Response to: Failed Dreams / Goals in life Posted September 22nd, 2010 in General

I failed at being a popular NG member..

oh wait thats a good thing, lawls
Response to: Got Coke? Posted September 22nd, 2010 in General
At 9/22/10 05:51 PM, Adio0205 wrote:
At 9/22/10 05:50 PM, GrandePlatano wrote:
At 9/22/10 05:47 PM, dx5231 wrote: Well, that on her face is not coke, but actually, cum. Er...
You are correct. It's my cum.
No.

Yes.

Response to: Got Coke? Posted September 22nd, 2010 in General
At 9/22/10 05:47 PM, dx5231 wrote: Well, that on her face is not coke, but actually, cum. Er...

You are correct. It's my cum.

Response to: Someone's in your house. Posted September 22nd, 2010 in General

Sweet. Finally I get to release some tension that has been building up for sooooo long. I look to my left to find the weapon I will kill this motherfucker with. It's....it's.... a pillow . Fuck. Now he's coming closer, his 6'10'' frame hulking over me. He makes one strong, swift pelvic thrust and kills me instantly when his enormous penis touches my face.

The end.

Response to: Anyone use the word dude anymore? Posted September 20th, 2010 in General

what up nugga.

Response to: so if you were to commit suicide Posted September 20th, 2010 in General
At 9/20/10 08:35 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote: The game.

lol. this.

Response to: Cubs outfielder stabbed Posted September 20th, 2010 in General

IDGAF

yankees fan
Response to: Your NG popularity. Posted September 20th, 2010 in General

No one knows me.. so probably a 1.

Response to: Being funny online... Posted September 20th, 2010 in General

Does any one else feel that by being on Newgrounds they don't laugh at the same stuff that most people irl laugh at? Like, my friends might say something and most of my friends will start laughing but I will just chuckle...

Response to: Being funny online... Posted September 20th, 2010 in General

...so what's the point of this thread? you kinda already said why it's harder to be funny on the internet..

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