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He sounds really annoying... maybe he might not be gay but he sure sounds like a lil bitch!

Ah fuck it I'll just post like I wanna fuckin post

At 10/23/10 08:19 PM, Lorkas wrote: Son, do you know how much time and effort it takes to become a regular here? DO YOU!?

No sir I don't..

As I was searching through my posts to find a specific thread I wanted to revisit, I noticed a very disturbing trend going on in my posting. I noticed that all my posts have absolutely NO value to them at all and most of my attempts at being funny failed miserably and just made me look like a fag.

Today, as of right now, this trend comes to an end. I will no longer mindlessly post retarded comments and make myself look like a fool. As of now I am promising myself to at least put a little effort and a little thought into the post before I hit that "Post it!" button. That being said, I am not saying I won't slip up and that all of my posts will be masterpieces, but at least they will be better than my latest line of shit.

My journey of becoming a NG reg starts now :D

also, cawk.

Mine is like Myspace- never gonna be good enough again..

This is gay.

Hmm.. what's my aura again?

That's it? That wasn't deep.

At 10/20/10 05:33 PM, LeroyJ wrote:

At 10/20/10 04:19 PM, doberman7 wrote: Yes.

Yes.

Yup.

because johnny..

ok, nice talk.

Oh shit hide your boner

My cousin was born in the year 2000... weird huh..

what are you gettin at?

sup guise

At 10/19/10 01:23 PM, SohlTofang wrote: I hate looking in the mirror, but that's just because I'm ugly, lol.

OMG SAME!

If you can actually get this together it sounds like it would be pretty cool! I wish i could be a part of this somehow but I lack any talent that would be helpful in a project like this haha

At 10/18/10 08:14 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote: Ohmygosh!

I love you..

He believes the key to finding candy island is somewhere on NG

fuck orange, everyone knows the TRUE halloween color is purple :3

GUUUUCCCCCIIIIII

illegal

have you ever seen I Am Sam? imagine that. except worse depending on the severity of the specialness..

stop fuckin around and be a man... nothing is gonna change unless YOU do something about it... either that or get one of ur big friends to fuck him up

I tried to search this up but i didn't find anything about it so I'm going to assume I'm the first one to know about this but..

Try this out. Go to the "Art" section and click view all. Now press the ratings so that they all are off.. What is this image supposed to show?..

So im just wondering which movie to rent next! help me out

Yeah... on the rare occasion that i do say something funny it's often disregarded and never brought up again meanwhile the "cock joke" post is the one getting all the attention.

i used to be on there alot when i just started to discover the wonders of fapping..

a week ago

can someone please explain to me what these mystery boxes are for and why these people are getting them?

just order tons of shit from the NG store, somehow combine them and turn it into an elixir of sorts, ingest, and wait for your heart to fai- i mean for your experience boost!

overly ripened platano..

id past my prime :(

At 10/16/10 08:01 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:

At 10/16/10 05:03 PM, Chdonga wrote: That would be as funny as if they made a movie called "Black Man Can't Swim".

I would prefer the title, "Black Men Cannot Hold A Respectable Place In Society or a Job".

lawl obama lawl

Jigglypuff of course!

mmmm tasty